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Ghull Ka

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Seattle, WA

Grenths Helpdesk

N/

20 Apr 2011 at 20:08 - 1961

^
Ok, the "how many times does one image of a skill bar need to be quoted in this thread?" thing was PRICELESS.

I heartily lol'd and alerted my coworkers to my lack of productivity. <3

Voodoo Rage

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sacramento, CA

Geezers

R/

20 Apr 2011 at 20:20 - 1962

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghull Ka

^
Ok, the "how many times does one image of a skill bar need to be quoted in this thread?" thing was PRICELESS.

I heartily lol'd and alerted my coworkers to my lack of productivity. <3

Yes, but I don't think mods should be editing people's threads without some sort of note. Between that and mods just randomly deleting posts, I never know what posts of mine ever remain intact over time.

Plutoman

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2010

E/

21 Apr 2011 at 02:30 - 1963

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedDog91

lol
I wonder if maybe someone just gave him a lot and he is trying to sell them. They are worth so little that I'm surprised the merchant still pays 35g for them.

I just liked the bit about how it's his only way to make money. I mean, really, there's a lot of better ways to make money than selling those greens o.o Starting by like.. merching the greens.

Hobbs

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

Organised Spam [OS]

W/

21 Apr 2011 at 15:21 - 1964

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo Rage

Yes, but I don't think mods should be editing people's threads without some sort of note. Between that and mods just randomly deleting posts, I never know what posts of mine ever remain intact over time.

It was hardly a meaningful content change. I didn't see the posts prior to their edits but I can imagine that image being repeated was pretty annoying and incredibly unnecessary.

Snograt

rattus rattus

Join Date: Jan 2006

London, UK GMT??0 ??1hr DST

[GURU]GW [wiki]GW2

R/

21 Apr 2011 at 17:15 - 1965

The posts prior to my edit all contained the image of the skill bar. Commenting on posts is fine, but we really don't need the images to be quoted endlessly like that.

You may consider this post "some sort of note", although I considered the text with which I replaced the images to be self-explanatory, to be honest.

VikingHaag

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2011

Rio de Janeiro

[Lost]

Mo/

21 Apr 2011 at 20:07 - 1966

Two guys arguing over how Brazil is written. One was claiming "S", other one was claiming "Z". Funny thing was they were both brazilians and insulted each other in portoguese. Funny stuff if you understand them.

Kook~NBK~

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2005

A little chalet outside Drok's

Natural Born Killaz

21 Apr 2011 at 21:47 - 1967

Saw this today in Ascalon City:

"WTB Runescape Acct. Level 60+. 30g"

RedDog91

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

Farming for Nick gifts

R/

21 Apr 2011 at 22:32 - 1968

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kook~NBK~

Saw this today in Ascalon City:

"WTB Runescape Acct. Level 60+. 30g"

Yeah...they're worth at least 45g.

angela faye

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2007

R/

22 Apr 2011 at 02:43 - 1969

This:

His/her armbrace must be a very special one..

Nerel

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2008

Australia, what you want my home address?

[CAT]

Mo/

22 Apr 2011 at 04:50 - 1970

Quote:

Originally Posted by angela faye

His/her armbrace must be a very special one..

It was probably dyed black

Iuris

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

Crazy ducks from the Forest

W/

22 Apr 2011 at 08:26 - 1971

Maybe someone who really really can't get even a single area cleared to get the spirit to spawn would be interested?

anonymous

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

22 Apr 2011 at 09:09 - 1972

Why would they have bought gemsets then? Most people who have gems got them on their own. I can't imagine someone would buy 16 gemsets when they only wanted an armbrace.

angela faye

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2007

R/

22 Apr 2011 at 12:17 - 1973

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iuris

Maybe someone who really really can't get even a single area cleared to get the spirit to spawn would be interested?

If they farmed their own gemsets I don't think they have trouble to spawn the spirit. If they paid for their gemsets then why dont they just directly go buy armbrace?

Armbrace cost ~22e nowadays which is less than 160k.

15 gemsets cost ~180k(12k/set).

I know ppl who want to buy gemset because they already farmed some by themselves but still lack few sets.

There are bunch of ppl in DoA trying to trade their armbraces back to 15 gemsets cuz they know selling 15 gemsets make more profit than selling armbraces.

So under no circumstance ppl will trade their 16 gemsets for a armbrace.

MagnumShadow

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2010

Far Shiverpeaks

22 Apr 2011 at 14:17 - 1974

You want to hear stupid things ? Go to Shing jea monastery,nuff said.

NewSin

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2011

The Vatican Assassins

Rt/N

22 Apr 2011 at 14:43 - 1975

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagnumShadow

You want to hear stupid things ? Go to Shing jea monastery,nuff said.

^^ I have to agree... Or Old Ascalon City. Its always fun too.

Skyy High

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2006

R/

22 Apr 2011 at 20:39 - 1976

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingHaag

Two guys arguing over how Brazil is written. One was claiming "S", other one was claiming "Z". Funny thing was they were both brazilians and insulted each other in portoguese. Funny stuff if you understand them.

Doesn't that depend on the language they're talking about?

Str0b0

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2006

North Carolina

N/Me

22 Apr 2011 at 20:44 - 1977

Anything having to do with politics.

VikingHaag

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2011

Rio de Janeiro

[Lost]

Mo/

22 Apr 2011 at 21:48 - 1978

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skyy High

Doesn't that depend on the language they're talking about?

Brazil only speaks one language, they where both arguing about how it's written in portoguese. Brazil doesn't speak brazilian, we speak portoguese.

I Rahavan I

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2011

Shadow Cats [Cats]

Mo/Me

23 Apr 2011 at 00:23 - 1979

Okay while I was waiting with a group In HA this hapened

Leader: okay im gona see if I can get guildies to play
me: k
Random dude: I gona smoke pot
me: lol your bold
Monk: hey (me) how old are you
me: 16 why?
Monk: really no way! wanna f**k!
me:..........um no
I leave

That scared me I have not HAed since no joke.

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

R/

24 Apr 2011 at 04:57 - 1980

angela faye

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2007

R/

24 Apr 2011 at 05:53 - 1981

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del

lol, i was about to post this, but u did it before me.

Skyy High

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2006

R/

24 Apr 2011 at 17:12 - 1982

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingHaag

Brazil only speaks one language, they where both arguing about how it's written in portoguese. Brazil doesn't speak brazilian, we speak portoguese.

I'm well aware of that, but the way I read your comment, it sounded like they were only insulting each other in Portuguese. They might have been arguing in both Portuguese and English for all I know. I suggested this because it doesn't make any sense for two native speakers to be debating how to spell their own country's name, so I was offering a more logical explanation.

Or one of them was just an idiot. That works too.

MagnumShadow

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2010

Far Shiverpeaks

25 Apr 2011 at 21:55 - 1983

I remember two guys in sjm.One was called Chaoz and the other one Nik or something.Good god those guys are the biggest a-holes i met in this game.They talk in caps and think they are gods or something lol

Ghost Dog

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2008

W/

25 Apr 2011 at 22:25 - 1984

That we should embrace micro transactions.

thedarkmarine

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

26 Apr 2011 at 05:53 - 1985

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghost Dog

That we should embrace micro transactions.

"Paying anet is bad."

0/10

Luke D

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Mar 2007

N/

27 Apr 2011 at 17:37 - 1986

I just had this fun conversation in Spamadan:

Me: WTS Celestial Longbow req 13 insc 2k
Guy: can i see
Me: sure
Guy: how much
Me: 2k
Guy: no ty
Me: 1k? I'm just going to merch it anyway.
Guy: no ty i don't need any bows. i don't have a ranger hero
Me: [in my head] .........

You don't know the price or even look at the item I'm selling before asking me to show it? Not really the stupidest thing, just silly and a tad annoying

Ka Tet

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

Pita Bread And Scud Missiles Ai[iiii]

27 Apr 2011 at 17:42 - 1987

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke D

I just had this fun conversation in Spamadan:

Me: WTS Celestial Longbow req 13 insc 2k
Guy: can i see
Me: sure
Guy: how much
Me: 2k
Guy: no ty
Me: 1k? I'm just going to merch it anyway.
Guy: no ty i don't need any bows. i don't have a ranger hero
Me: [in my head] .........

You don't know the price or even look at the item I'm selling before asking me to show it? Not really the stupidest thing, just silly and a tad annoying

How could he look at it unless he asked you to show it first?

Frangeo Munda

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2007

Granitic crust

Killer Green Buddah

Mo/

27 Apr 2011 at 18:07 - 1988

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagnumShadow

I remember two guys in sjm...

Yeh, 'nuff said. SJM... -_-

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

R/

28 Apr 2011 at 05:58 - 1989

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nekodesu

Me: Homo is for guys

No, not really, this is pretty much as stupid as the person you quoted. And you should probably not be correcting people on terminology if you don't even know what you're talking about.

khios

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2009

28 Apr 2011 at 09:11 - 1990

Quote:

Originally Posted by I Rahavan I

Okay while I was waiting with a group In HA this hapened

Leader: okay im gona see if I can get guildies to play
me: k
Random dude: I gona smoke pot
me: lol your bold
Monk: hey (me) how old are you
me: 16 why?
Monk: really no way! wanna f**k!
me:..........um no
I leave

That scared me I have not HAed since no joke.

The guy who said wanna RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO might be someone of my guild...

Hobbs

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

Organised Spam [OS]

W/

28 Apr 2011 at 13:43 - 1991

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nekodesu

Me: Homo is for guys, homosexual [is] for both...

Wait, what...?

Fay Vert

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

R/

28 Apr 2011 at 23:30 - 1992

LGBT

now STFU

MagnumShadow

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2010

Far Shiverpeaks

29 Apr 2011 at 00:24 - 1993

This made me lol

Swingline

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2010

Somewhere far away from you

The Mirror of Reason[SNOW]

W/

29 Apr 2011 at 01:28 - 1994

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagnumShadow

This made me lol

thats more sad than stupid

RedDog91

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

Farming for Nick gifts

R/

29 Apr 2011 at 01:38 - 1995

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagnumShadow

http://i521.photobucket.com/albums/w...g?t=1304036642

...so this implies that the conversation went like this:
Wanna join my guild?
Sure
Awesome! I'm gay btw
...

or at least thats how I imagine people find out.

Swingline

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2010

Somewhere far away from you

The Mirror of Reason[SNOW]

W/

29 Apr 2011 at 01:43 - 1996

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedDog91

...so this implies that the conversation went like this:
Wanna join my guild?
Sure
Awesome! I'm gay btw
...

or at least that's how I imagine people find out.

That's probably not what happened. Many players that I found out were gay were people I knew for a while. I imagine he started the guild and people left when the topic somehow came up. Word spreads around fast with stuff like that and there's more prejudice in this game than you think

Verene

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jan 2009

[SOTA]

D/

29 Apr 2011 at 02:54 - 1997

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swingline

That's probably not what happened. Many players that I found out were gay were people I knew for a while. I imagine he started the guild and people left when the topic somehow came up. Word spreads around fast with stuff like that and there's more prejudice in this game than you think

Seriously, this. Just something as simple as "oh, yeah, my boyfriend plays as well" or something equally innocent can give away that sort of thing.

thedarkmarine

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

29 Apr 2011 at 04:57 - 1998

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verene

Seriously, this. Just something as simple as "oh, yeah, my boyfriend plays as well" or something equally innocent can give away that sort of thing.

Or his guild is like any other unsuccessful startup guild and he's blaming its demise on his homosexuality.

RedDog91

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

Farming for Nick gifts

R/

29 Apr 2011 at 12:19 - 1999

Doing some RA for the hell of it, some guy (who is using a name similar to a dev in what I suppose is his hope someone thinks he's special) has to rain on everyone's parade every single match.

Him: Resign after countdown.
*no one but him resigns*
Him: OMG f***ing noobs!
*we just barely lose*
Him: 2 dumb 2 resign

next match I'm on opposing team
I target him specifically and solo him in 3 seconds (yes he did try, but he was attacking my pet instead of me so it didn't matter)
Him: You guys suck, you lost to a team with a petmaster.

a few matches later, we're on the same team
Him: Resign after countdown
Me: You know, your teams would be better off if you didn't die so easily, right?
Him: LOL PVE NOOB. Learn to play!
*a teammate leaves*
Him: see, you're such a pve noob that you made someone leave
*I resign since we're a man down*
Him: Now u understand. F***ing retard.

Lasai

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2009

R/

29 Apr 2011 at 12:22 - 2000

The guy running around Kamedan this morning in his new shiney Salma tonic.. begging people to tell him Who Salma was.

Followed up by his statement that "pve is dead here, I've done it all"