What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

Just happend to me. Probably the funniest thing Ive seen yet.

Random Guy In Kamadan: WTS Eternal Blade req 9 120e
Me: Ill take it
Random Guy In Kamadan: *Puts Eternal Blade req 9 in trade and presses accept*
Me: *Puts 120e and presses accept* Thanks man
Random Guy In Kamadan: OH NO MY MISTAKE TRADE BACK FOR 160E
Me: Umm okay I guess *Puts in req 9 eternal and presses accept*
RAndom Guy In Kamadan: *Puts in 160e and presses accept*
Random Guy In Kamadan (Trade Chat): WTS Req 9 Eternal Blade 130e
Me: Okay Ill buy back I guess
Random Guy In Kamadan: *Puts in req 9, messes up multiple times, tries switching with req 13*
Me: Haha good one.

HE FAILED TO SCAM ME THE FIRST TIME LMAO

(And of course the second time he failed as well)

lol, I wish I could get paid 40 ectos to laugh at scammers

I was doin some mission in kryta for the first time a few years back... This random guy decided to start trollin us so i said that I ignored him, but I really didnt so i could see what lulz ensued.





Do you have a bookmark of the post url? I must see it hahahahah!

ROFL!!! My favorite part is when he finds out that you are female, he mentions that $150 is great for a nice dress and a pair of shoes. Oh yes, all of us girl gamers go crazy for nice shoes and a dress - I know that a nice sun dress and high heels always helps my gameplay.

I think it's funnier that he thinks he can buy a KANAXAI for $150. Hell, if someone wanted to sell me one for $150, I'd buy it. It's worth more like $5000.

we were in a BYOB "bring your own build" GVG match. while we were waiting for the start timer, one of the player said "dude! how come my ursan skill is not working!

I was recruiting for a gvg guild and i put out something like "GVG guild recruiting VENT required"

someone message me and said "how do i get that skill?"

"I am the wife" XD

That was awesome.

Their Parents must be so proud! Seriously, how do people like that get out of the zoo?

Me: (in trade chat): WTS nice req10 Jade sword good mods 20k or offer
Person: What about 30k?
Me: lol???that would certainly be a good offer
Person: Why?
Me:Because i was only asking 20k
Person: What? are you trying to scam me? I cannot trust you.

One of the most stunning moments I've had in four years of play was when a PuG monk informed the party - who were all laying dead - that he was a *Healer* and as such, did not carry resurrect of any kind.

(Several of us in the Alliance now have monks - who all carry at least one hard rez .)

Playing with a random PuG.....
Him: "Can i has ur Armor"

Me: "You mean can i HAVE your armor right"

Him: "Wha.. u speakin to me foo?"

Me: " You Mean "What? Are you speaking to me fool?"?"

Him: " Can i has ur Armor or not?"

Me: "Can i haz yours armorz to?"

Him: "Foo..nov u die Mo-fo"

Me : " Monkey founder?

He logggs of and the send mor insults.. this time in "proper" english....It was funny. (hey i like having fun sometimes.. even wiht my bad 'Iglich"

LOL i have people whsp me in insults or even say it in local. half if not all the time they misspell the curse words. so i usually respond with "first grow up and learn to spell and type then your insults will mean something" that usually shuts them up.

KiyaKoreena: OMG I can't believe someone is that obsessed. Offering $150 for PIXELS? Wow...I really hope you didn't cave, as that's just stupid on their part. Yes it's $150, but you could get banned for doing something like that, therefore losing it anyway since that's probably about what all the Guild Wars campaigns cost put together.

Dumbest thing I heard:
One time during AB someone said in all chat to press alt + F4 for an instant win. Then about 3 people left at once...thank God they were on the other team. lol

I have to say I've never experienced that.. although most people who can't play warriors have Defy Pain/Endure Pain on their skill bar..

My account was gifted to me from a co-worker who had played through the 3 main campaigns and was a member of a rather experienced guild. I was rather shocked to find that all of her characters had runes of minor vigor on ALL of their armor pieces.

not as Stupid as fun, but still
http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10256473

"There is no Mini Polar Bear".

Actually, Gaile's response to the fiasco was the more idiotic thing I heard!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bob Skales. Since I don't have PhotoShop, here's the description: Bob Saget's head on a bog skale's body. AAAHHH! Run for your lives!!!!!

Another stupid thing I saw someone say: WTB gold. And the WTB RuneScape/WTS Guild Wars accounts always get me too.

Person: "maybe we failed that mission because you brought holy veil as a hex removal. you DO KNOW that it takes away your energy right???"

me: "no. it doesnt. you just have to remove it after the warrior who is tanking gets hexed."

Person: "i mean yea, you could. but that would take too long. you suck. bring reverse hex next time."

me: "its not like you spend your whole time on the computer doubleclicking things anyways, right?"

(person continues to pm me telling me that i suck and was the reason we lost the mission, not because 2 people disconnected)