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Frangeo Munda

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2007

Granitic crust

Killer Green Buddah

Mo/

24 Apr 2012 at 13:51 - 2681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kamedin

Stupidest line i've heard: i "fixed" a FA game by using natural rituals when i was using my ranger instead of binding rituals, saying it was unfair that it affected by sides :3

Yeah, how dare you use the skills available to you!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cuilan

"Interrupts are useless with Panic" to me as PI after a Panic mesmer was added to a ZB group.

To be fair, depending on the build of the Panic mez, and the nature of the particular ZB, it may very well have been overkill to bring two interrupt mezzies.

HigherMinion

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2008

East Anglia, UK

Order of [Thay]

N/

24 Apr 2012 at 20:04 - 2682

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cuilan

"Interrupts are useless with Panic" to me as PI after a Panic mesmer was added to a ZB group.

I'll be honest, Cuil; I find your well-timed and well-placed PI's are much more useful than Panic. not to mention the damage and snaring is epic. Problem is just people cba timing rupts in PvE (or perhaps can't)

Gruff

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2007

England

Muppet Warfare [MvM] & 2nd in Servants Of Fortuna Ally

25 Apr 2012 at 10:24 - 2683

We are going to have the 1st GW2 Beta weekend on the same weekend as the 7th yr GW1 anniversary and MAT all at once! Nothing can go wrong eh ^^

Merovingian

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2011

Mo/

25 Apr 2012 at 10:54 - 2684

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gruff

We are going to have the 1st GW2 Beta weekend on the same weekend as the 7th yr GW1 anniversary and MAT all at once! Nothing can go wrong eh ^^

the anniversary spans two weeks, you have plenty of time

Cuilan

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2008

Me/

26 Apr 2012 at 19:58 - 2685

Someone told me "foes here don't bleed" when I pinged a Glass Arrows build.

N E D M

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2006

Officer's Club

Gameamp Guides [AMP]

26 Apr 2012 at 22:49 - 2686

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cuilan

Someone told me "foes here don't bleed" when I pinged a Glass Arrows build.

wheres the stupid part? some foes are indeed immune to bleeding.?

HigherMinion

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2008

East Anglia, UK

Order of [Thay]

N/

27 Apr 2012 at 00:07 - 2687

Quote:

Originally Posted by N E D M

wheres the stupid part? some foes are indeed immune to bleeding.?

"Elite Preparation. (10...30...35 seconds.) Your arrows deal +5...17...20 damage. Inflicts Bleeding condition if blocked (10...18...20 seconds)."

Bleeding is pretty superfluous in PvE. Though, it does look like he was just making his trivial gw knowledge known to all.

Kada

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2011

Reykjavik, IS

[Hero]

R/Rt

27 Apr 2012 at 08:40 - 2688

Quote:

Originally Posted by N E D M

wheres the stupid part? some foes are indeed immune to bleeding.?

Agreed. A little context of the area you were going into would go a long way to determining if someone really was being a muppet.

Premium Unleaded

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

27 Apr 2012 at 17:44 - 2689

Except the only reason you'd take GA is for the damage. It's the equivalent of arguing that sever artery is better than crip slash because it costs less adrenaline.

tonini

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2007

Retired from guildwars for good:D

[]

R/

28 Apr 2012 at 02:01 - 2690

met this "kid" today who attempted to sell me something took 10 mins to figure out what the conversion was then an hour later pm's me with this

aefghuys

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2006

Missouri

Obon

D/P

28 Apr 2012 at 05:05 - 2691

while playing in ra, i heard my roommate say "blade trinity was a good movie"

Aris the Accurate

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2007

R/

07 May 2012 at 12:06 - 2692

"Frenzy is a terrible skill"....

WarcryOfTruth

Site Contributor

Join Date: Nov 2009

Atlanta

[LIFE]

P/

07 May 2012 at 18:23 - 2693

Doing ZB today, I'm tanking, and we're going at an average pace, this Mesmer thinks our "tank balling + spiking" is Speed clearing it. Like wtf? How is balling and spiking, at the lack of speed we're going... a speed clear? I didn't understand... some people are just idiots

Raven Wing

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

The Imperial Guards of Istan [TIGI]

N/

10 May 2012 at 05:44 - 2694

Why do people keep usng this thread for skill discussions? what about staying on topic and posting stupid quotes?

The Mountain

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2006

Realm of the GWAMMs

Teh Academy [PhD]

W/

10 May 2012 at 12:36 - 2695

I figured my guildie might have posted, but maybe he didn't recall this thread.

Anyway, yesterday in guild chat he was laughing about an old screen he found:

On it, some guy pm'd him complaining that the moa egg my guildie GAVE him had not hatched after a year of waiting. Probably a troll, though I could definitely imagine it being true...

Olle

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Aug 2008

Ign: Miniature Julia

Teh Academy[PhD]

W/

10 May 2012 at 13:15 - 2696

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mountain

I figured my guildie might have posted, but maybe he didn't recall this thread.

Anyway, yesterday in guild chat he was laughing about an old screen he found:

On it, some guy pm'd him complaining that the moa egg my guildie GAVE him had not hatched after a year of waiting. Probably a troll, though I could definitely imagine it being true...

my first guild, has a Guildleader who has played since beta, but havent gotten any better since day1;

"Does the moa egg eventually turn into a moa???"
"Yeah, how long have you had it?"
"4 years, how long does it take???"
"Im sorry to say..but its ..dead.."

Dayquil

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2010

D/

10 May 2012 at 18:01 - 2697

Maybe not the STUPIDEST thing I've heard, but about 15mins ago in Pre, I put a WTS msg that read "WTS Account Clearing - ............." and someone PM'd me if it was all free!

I thought the WTS in front might have been an indication........

Alathin

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2011

R/A

12 May 2012 at 00:38 - 2698

This is something stupid I did... I was bored so I decided that I would try to become the power trader of brown dye... I managed to raise the price of brown dye 50 gold at the trader :P Sorry.

Nekodesu

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2009

12 May 2012 at 00:58 - 2699

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alathin

This is something stupid I did... I was bored so I decided that I would try to become the power trader of brown dye... I managed to raise the price of brown dye 50 gold at the trader :P Sorry.

Hahahahah! That is so funny. You're making change in the world of dye my friend xD Keep buying it up. It would actually be pretty damn funny to see if brow dye would ever reach 1k or more o.o

T-Strudel

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2010

Gate of the Nightfallen Lands

Above Pop Secret [PoPS]

E/A

13 May 2012 at 20:28 - 2700

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alathin

This is something stupid I did... I was bored so I decided that I would try to become the power trader of brown dye...

I actually like this. So if my math is correct, 55 stacks will raise brown dye to ~1k? Maybe it's time to start a brown dye hoarding guild....

Swingline

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2010

Somewhere far away from you

The Mirror of Reason[SNOW]

W/

16 May 2012 at 22:19 - 2701

So I was sitting in kamadan looking fro deals and trying to sell stuff and I saw someone selling a zodiac shield. The sellers wording was a bit murky and for a second I thought it was some kind of new triple modded weapon, after all I have been hearing rumors of new triple modded weapons dropping. After I admitted my mistake he goes on this compulsive pming either trying to troll or put me down to make himself feel better. Either way it was sad.

P.S. Excuse my shitty typing.

Snograt

rattus rattus

Join Date: Jan 2006

London, UK GMT??0 ??1hr DST

[GURU]GW [wiki]GW2

R/

17 May 2012 at 15:14 - 2702

Dual inscription, eh? Guy obviously knows everything there is to know about weapons.

Omar Charrbane

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2011

Imperium Von Aurion

W/E

18 May 2012 at 00:09 - 2703

Quote:

Originally Posted by aefghuys

while playing in ra, i heard my roommate say "blade trinity was a good movie"

LOL
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Nekodesu

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2009

23 May 2012 at 22:04 - 2704

I'm running imperial sanctum for free, and a guy asks me if I'm a scam. I have no idea how I'd scam anybody but myself in that situation!

pedrobds

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2010

???oo ???ugs ???lan [?????????]

N/

24 May 2012 at 15:40 - 2705

So a little while ago i was selling a q10 gold crystalline, I think the picture explains itself ^^

Smh lol

Olle

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Aug 2008

Ign: Miniature Julia

Teh Academy[PhD]

W/

24 May 2012 at 15:50 - 2706

Quote:

Originally Posted by pedrobds

So a little while ago i was selling a q10 gold crystalline, I think the picture explains itself ^^

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1...edretarded.png

Smh lol

why did you have to be so mean?

makosi

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

"Pre-nerf" is incorrect. It's pre-buff.

Requirement Begins With R [notQ]

Me/

24 May 2012 at 16:24 - 2707

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olle

why did you have to be so mean?

Because people insist on being opportunistic liars to satisfy their own greed.

It really grates after a while.

pedrobds

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2010

???oo ???ugs ???lan [?????????]

N/

24 May 2012 at 16:43 - 2708

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olle

why did you have to be so mean?

he knew very very well that his 20/10 dragon staff was not "equally rare" to a q10 gold inscrib crysta ^^

Jan Breydel

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Musscles From Brussels

Mo/R

24 May 2012 at 16:47 - 2709

Quote:

Originally Posted by makosi

Because people insist on being opportunistic liars to satisfy their own greed.

It really grates after a while.

Blaming ppl for being greedy opportunists is like blaming a mousquito for biting you. Do you blame a mousquito for biting you? No.

you KILL IT!

Olle

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Aug 2008

Ign: Miniature Julia

Teh Academy[PhD]

W/

24 May 2012 at 17:02 - 2710

I was being sarcastic.. :/

Olle

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Aug 2008

Ign: Miniature Julia

Teh Academy[PhD]

W/

27 May 2012 at 06:34 - 2711

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linksys

I don't remember the exact wording of each time this happened, but I've seen it a number of times. In Jade Quarry, someone in team chat tells everyone to say something if they're not a bot. Then they say they will report anyone who does not respond. They seem to think that we have to answer to them like they have some authority, or they have a right to report us.

They do have the right to report you if you are botting.

you would probably want to say that too, after 10+ games with 50% bots.

Kiki Go Boom

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2009

Mr Sunqua Blade

Rt/

27 May 2012 at 07:58 - 2712

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linksys

I don't bot, nor did i say I was. I'm saying people are getting reported for not responding when someone has an authority trip.

I support reporting people for actually botting. But not for refusing to respond to a roll call from another gamer.

So if you don't want to be reported, just respond. It's not gonna kill you or anything.

Fay Vert

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

R/

27 May 2012 at 10:00 - 2713

I would reply to them, but I don't think they are going to like it

Frangeo Munda

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2007

Granitic crust

Killer Green Buddah

Mo/

27 May 2012 at 18:32 - 2714

I usually ask anyone who's a bot in JQ to raise their hands. According to that metric, I've almost never had any bots in JQ!

Kook~NBK~

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2005

A little chalet outside Drok's

Natural Born Killaz

28 May 2012 at 01:17 - 2715

"What do you call it when a school of tuna gets into a fight with a school of halibut?"

"Gilled Wars!"

Whatway

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2011

WTB Q11-13 Str -2e/-2s Eternal Shields

A/Me

28 May 2012 at 05:03 - 2716

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fay Vert

I would reply to them, but I don't think they are going to like it

My token reply: "<------- pro bot"

Or I start quoting Terminator,Hal, etc.

Cursed One

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2008

E/Mo

29 May 2012 at 23:55 - 2717

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kook~NBK~

"What do you call it when a school of tuna gets into a fight with a school of halibut?"

"Gilled Wars!"

I hate you for that

, but it is awesome

Ghengis Kwell

Baby Maker

Join Date: Jun 2007

UK

Sent Fromhell

D/W

31 May 2012 at 22:52 - 2718

Me saying 'watch this , this is easy'

FinishOffGWone

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2012

W/

02 Jun 2012 at 21:47 - 2719

"hey Panic, can you run this bar?" me>"thats a trenchway bar" "yeah so our run will go faster"

"your noob, you dont even have a +10 demon shield" ... me>"dude u cant even know the mods on my shield without seeing it" ..... "well its not a drop from DoA and only they have +10 demon inscriptions".... me>"WTF, dude it's +10 vs demons"......"no it's not"..(city done 9 minutes)...me>(trade window open shield on show)"see"...."OMG its a BMP weapon, that wont work"......

that made my day.....or when i tanked city for another decent pug group with a slow Emo and very new UA(so slow run), i heard the same thing, now i just respond, +10 vs demons is for noob trench tanks and show them my Vaettir farming shield, best part was, we werent even doing trenchway, we were doing random spike way >.<

Bright Star Shine

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Nov 2009

Belgium

Club of a Thousand Pandas [LOD???]

E/

06 Jun 2012 at 15:05 - 2720

Quote:

Originally Posted by FinishOffGWone

"hey Panic, can you run this bar?" me>"thats a trenchway bar" "yeah so our run will go faster"

"your noob, you dont even have a +10 demon shield" ... me>"dude u cant even know the mods on my shield without seeing it" ..... "well its not a drop from DoA and only they have +10 demon inscriptions".... me>"WTF, dude it's +10 vs demons"......"no it's not"..(city done 9 minutes)...me>(trade window open shield on show)"see"...."OMG its a BMP weapon, that wont work"......

that made my day.....or when i tanked city for another decent pug group with a slow Emo and very new UA(so slow run), i heard the same thing, now i just respond, +10 vs demons is for noob trench tanks and show them my Vaettir farming shield, best part was, we werent even doing trenchway, we were doing random spike way >.<

Stupidest thing I've ever heard: a guy that PUGs DoASC, and them complains he encounters retards...