Your biggest fail!

Sword Hammer Axe

Sword Hammer Axe

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2008

Look up.

Kurzick Conflagration Unit [KCU].

W/

What's your biggest failure?

Mine: My level 20 warrior needed bonus in Great Northern Wall so I went in, needed a snack and when I got back I had been killed by a shatter gargoyle on NM. That was pretty embaressing lol XD

Lonesamurai

Lonesamurai

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Apr 2006

Cheltenham, Glos, UK

Wolf Pack Samurai [WPS]

R/A

Biggest Fail?

buying WoW

Nick Of Troy

Nick Of Troy

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2008

New Zealand.

Human Alliance [HA]

D/E

Deciding I want to buy a miniature Pig, not realising the significance of Canthan New Year '08 (when prices skyrocketed from 1k to 20+k)

Loki Seiguro

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

IGN: Scarlet Test Ace

We play Isketch in [HoH]

E/

Triple infusing in HA.

October Jade

October Jade

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

drifting between Indiana and NorCal

This isn't really a fail on my part, but I was involved. This is paraphrasing a conversation that occurred yesterday.

Guildmate: Are any of the pve allegiance skills good?
Me: Save Yourselves is pretty much an "I win" button. You should at least try it. The mesmer one is useful too.
Guildmate: SY doesn't even affect me, only party members. Why would I ever want that?
Me (to myself): RAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE

Eddie Frenzy Spam

Eddie Frenzy Spam

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2007

Old N Dirty [ym]

W/E

I have failed many times, I also have a very bad memory so I can't remember all my epic fails.

The most recent one that comes to mind is Death pacting someone on our midline, when we were taking pressure, about 10 seconds before the base res in our base. To make matters worse they spiked him about 5 seconds after the base and so they got a double time kill.

GG.

lewis91

lewis91

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2008

Wales

Order of the Azurelight[OA]

E/

1 v 1 necro fight in RA (rest of our teams = dead) him a curse necro, and me some crappy blood build i put togeather. Ofc the majority of his curses were anti melee.

Anyway, we were both around 40hp left, i probably would of won if i decided to wand him, but no, i hit a skill that sacrificed health, boom, sacked myself, and 2 different people whispering me calling me a noob lol.

EDIT:
Quote:
Surely if he was anti-melee then wanding would have been worst thing to do anyway?
Good point. But i think most of my skills sacrificed health lol. So either way i was probably screwed.

Perhaps i should of took a res sig into that fight XD

Lishy

Lishy

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2008

making a huge ass out of myself when trying to join a pvp guild.

Eddie Frenzy Spam

Eddie Frenzy Spam

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2007

Old N Dirty [ym]

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by lewis91 View Post
1 v 1 necro fight in RA (rest of our teams = dead) him a curse necro, and me some crappy blood build i put togeather. Ofc the majority of his curses were anti melee.
Surely if he was anti-melee then wanding would have been worst thing to do anyway?

Helix Dreadlock

Helix Dreadlock

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2009

Imperial Sanctum

Legendary Drunken Masters [DUI]

E/Me

Trading a VS for an emerald edge. (q10, black, caster modded VS) and i got it in the same hour! D:<

Raudic

Raudic

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2008

W/

doing uwsc my first time
i was runnong around chamber and screwed up the aggro

1min fail

XD

talon994

talon994

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2009

Ontario,Canada

聖光麒麟

W/

i took the wailing lord quest on a fowsc lol by accident

.HunTer

.HunTer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2009

W/E

Not so many...
But that's my most recent "failure"
(Dyed white)

It could be worse

Banane-O-Man

Banane-O-Man

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

A/

Taking the griffins on fowsc too early >.<!

Black Metal

Black Metal

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2009

N/

biggest? not sure. most recent? last weekend, was going with a friend's alliance for a HM The Deep run, and I bought 4 Deep Jade keys. Was wondering why I couldn't open locked chests.

Hanging Man

Hanging Man

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2006

Deep in the Shire

Quote:
Originally Posted by Banane-O-Man View Post
Taking the griffins on fowsc too early >.<!
Ha i did that a few nights ago.
nearly team wiped

s t e e

s t e e

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2009

Death By[Emo]

Mo/Me

Buying zkeys....

I Elite Starchild I

I Elite Starchild I

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2007

Central Texas

Clan Union [Uni]

W/

Loki Seiguro

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

IGN: Scarlet Test Ace

We play Isketch in [HoH]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by I Elite Starchild I View Post


not a fail on your part no? worth tons of ecto I think

Hyperventilate

Hyperventilate

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2007

Somewhere in California

I Gots A Crayon [Blue]

Me/Mo

I once merch'd a black dye in Pre-Searing like, a year ago. Nothing too bad, really.

Dakka Dakka

Dakka Dakka

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2009

Highly Innapropriate [HI]

W/Mo

thinking that a Wa/Mo endurance hammer warrior based around endure pain/defy pain was actually good! God I was such a noob.

what made this worse was that I used throughout most of my GW experience!

Zodiac Meteor

Zodiac Meteor

Imma Firin Mah Rojway!

Join Date: Aug 2008

At the Mac Store laughing at people that walk out with anything.

E/Mo

Spending an hour on FoW HM (not speed clear) with a bunch of noobs, 2 quests left and we killed the spirit lord or whatever. I spammed, "I'm attacking..." and I thought we were suppose to kill him (first fow run ) They told me don't joke idiot... unfortunately... I wasn't joking. They didn't call me noob because I was a badass healer

Silverhand

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2007

Virtual Benchwarmers [VB]

Spent 3 hours in a trio farm in foundry due to bad 600
Only to epic fail on the fury
Plus I didn't get any gemstones

refer

refer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2009

US

Testing out an Assassin for the first time in FA but not being able to kill anything (I usually play caster so I forgot the NPCs are anti melee). Wait that's not a fail really, but I can't think of one.

upier

upier

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Done.

[JUNK]

My last one that I can remember:
Buying new 15k armour.
Deciding to apply a Major Vigor rune to it.
Equipping it.
Seeing that I have insanely low HP with it.
Figuring out I just applied Major Vigor to my old armour, overwriting a Sup Vigor rune I had on it.
Deciding that the new armour looks like crap and salvaging it.


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ME!

Chocobo1

Chocobo1

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

New Zealand

CoA

N/

Getting my hopes up that this update would fix some stuff. Made me pretty sad :(.

santaclaus66

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2006

Santas Little Helper [XMAS]

R/Mo

Going as monk shortly after I had rolled her and entering a mission .. Frost Gate I think .. all are dead except the monk and I forgot a rez.

Thats my worst.

the_jos

the_jos

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2006

Hard Mode Legion [HML]

N/

One of the mistakes we made with a guild team was when a handfull of old guildies returned from their current game.
We decided to go into Urgoz for some fun. However, the few of us who kept playing forgot that those other guildies didn't play for a long time and while being experienced didn't know of the Rebirth change. So we had no corpse travel skill, preventing us from continuing.

I make big and tiny mistakes all the time. Yesterday I was stupid and decided to walk to a chest in Arachni's HM. All of a sudden pop-ups all over me. Result was a team whipe. The spot was too close to the res shrine, so we were busy staying alive for the next couple of mins, wasting some DP removers.

When we played DoA HM I put up consumables a couple of times while someone wasn't loaded yet. In PvP I missed some infuses, not because I was too late but because I was infusing the wrong person. Merched some really valuable items by accident.

Oh, making mistakes isn't that bad, not learning from them is really bad.

HuntMaster Avatar

HuntMaster Avatar

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2007

Around

Pillar's of Earth [ROCK]

W/

Man, Whats my biggest fail? Thats hard as I'm pro at failing. Lets see.
1. Vending req8 super rare weapon/shield skins.
2. Playing 8 rated hero battles and winning once.
3. Saying in all chat in the hero battle waiting lobby (Damn there are a lot of perma sins tonight) Que lol's.
4. Farming LB points in NM AFTER I had already beaten NF. Did that for a day.
5. Getting a free crystalline blade/sword from some dude who quit and vending it before I knew what it was worth back in the Proph days. (I think it looks ugly)
6. Passing up a Unded Kunna for 20k (SLAP SLAP!) I still don't have one!
7. Losing my internet for over 6 months and missing out on 2008 festivals. (I wanted a werewolf mask!
8. Still not knowing any good builds for solo farming.
9. Never played in any Elite missions (factions) or FoW.
10. Killing ice imps and dying after a icy sword dropped but before I picked it up
11. Giving away 32 pigs 3 months before Celestial year of the pig.
12. Never entering in the tournament predictions and missing out on all the possible free loot!
13. Playing Fiesta on outspark.com when I could have been playing guildwars. (Recently retired from fiesta.)
14. Never owning any elite armor.
15. Accidently salvaging an elite kurzick helmet for the rune forgetting that character armor and hero armor are not the same. Lost my helm and some self respect.
16. Taking over a year to beat prophecies. (I finished prophecies after factions and nightfall!)
17. Selling 13 varesh mini's for 1k each.
18. Becoming addicted to collecting crap on guildwars, like mini pets and event items.
19. Loving a game I'm not very good at.
20. Listing my 19 biggest fails.

Sword Hammer Axe

Sword Hammer Axe

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2008

Look up.

Kurzick Conflagration Unit [KCU].

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by HuntMaster Avatar View Post
Man, Whats my biggest fail? Thats hard as I'm pro at failing. Lets see.
1. Vending req8 super rare weapon/shield skins.
2. Playing 8 rated hero battles and winning once.
3. Saying in all chat in the hero battle waiting lobby (Damn there are a lot of perma sins tonight) Que lol's.
4. Farming LB points in NM AFTER I had already beaten NF. Did that for a day.
5. Getting a free crystalline blade/sword from some dude who quit and vending it before I knew what it was worth back in the Proph days. (I think it looks ugly)
6. Passing up a Unded Kunna for 20k (SLAP SLAP!) I still don't have one!
7. Losing my internet for over 6 months and missing out on 2008 festivals. (I wanted a werewolf mask!
8. Still not knowing any good builds for solo farming.
9. Never played in any Elite missions (factions) or FoW.
10. Killing ice imps and dying after a icy sword dropped but before I picked it up
11. Giving away 32 pigs 3 months before Celestial year of the pig.
12. Never entering in the tournament predictions and missing out on all the possible free loot!
13. Playing Fiesta on outspark.com when I could have been playing guildwars. (Recently retired from fiesta.)
14. Never owning any elite armor.
15. Accidently salvaging an elite kurzick helmet for the rune forgetting that character armor and hero armor are not the same. Lost my helm and some self respect.
16. Taking over a year to beat prophecies. (I finished prophecies after factions and nightfall!)
17. Selling 13 varesh mini's for 1k each.
18. Becoming addicted to collecting crap on guildwars, like mini pets and event items.
19. Loving a game I'm not very good at.
20. Listing my 19 biggest fails.

At least one of the fat-marked ones aren't true XD

Malla13

Malla13

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2009

Angeldustrial Bonsai Muffins [FFS]

N/Me

I have never finished a single campaign.
My guildmates are currently "helping" (dragging...XD) me through Nightfall, though. Just two missions left!

HuntMaster Avatar

HuntMaster Avatar

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2007

Around

Pillar's of Earth [ROCK]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sword Hammer Axe View Post
At least one of the fat-marked ones aren't true XD
I actually meant armor sets. The only peice of elite armor I'v ever owned was that kurzick helm, which I salvaged.

Cale Roughstar

Cale Roughstar

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Canada

Guy In Real Life [GIRL]

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by I Elite Starchild I View Post
If that is a real screen shot.. then oh... my... god.

Ryssul Sylverhart

Ryssul Sylverhart

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2007

In front of my laptop.

W/Me

Mine would have to be:

- I had a character from 2005 when the game first came out. Due to computer problems, I couldn't play the game again until 2007. When I came back on, instead of checking for all the loot (read: minipets) I acquired, I instantly deleted the character.

- When I was a n00b, I had a ruby drop for me in post-searing Ascalon from one of those stone elementals. I didn't know what it was, so I merched it.

- When I was a n00b, a Mursaat Hammer dropped for me and it was instantly became baby that I used for about a year. Dee-dee-dee, I didn't fully understand what inscriptions were (and that Tyrian items didn't have them...), and one day I tried to salvage the weapon mod off of it. Of course, I just ended up destroying the entire hammer, which broke me.

- Saccing myself to death on my Ritualist by trying to use Generous was Tsungrai when I already had low HP.

Other than that, no really big fails. I'm just a boring, casual player.

Jumping Is Uselss

Jumping Is Uselss

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2005

-... . .... .. -. -.. / -.-- --- ..-

Deleting a character just shy of its 1st birthday. (this was a couple of days before mini-pets were announced)

Oogball

Oogball

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2009

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cale Roughstar View Post
If that is a real screen shot.. then oh... my... god.
It's about 1.6 Mil ... o.O!

EDIT: that minipet is about 8 mil .... O.O!!!!
http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s....php?t=3036624

Covah

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Ontario, Canada

Catching Jellyfish With [소N트T ]

Me/Rt

Quote:
Originally Posted by Oogball View Post
It's about 1.6 Mil ... o.O!

EDIT: that minipet is about 8 mil .... O.O!!!!
Don't look at that guide. Kanaxai is what ever people want to sell it for. They are 70+ mill. The fail in that screenshot was how cheap they got it for.

Cursed One

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2008

E/Mo

getting scammed into paying halve of a run before hand, 5k or so for a Gate of Madness run

Oogball

Oogball

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2009

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Covah View Post
Don't look at that guide. Kanaxai is what ever people want to sell it for. They are 70+ mill. The fail in that screenshot was how cheap they got it for.
Ye i know

Oogball

Oogball

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2009

E/

Is actually wasn't my fail but a friend of mine.

We were vanquishing an area, after an hour we were attacking the last mob. We died right next to a portal. And that noob walked right into the portal :/