Silliest boss name

Kenzo Skunk

Kenzo Skunk

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2009

My favourites are:

Chrysos the Magnetic (chicks probably can`t resist him)
Pleoh the Ugly (totally opposite case)
Chakeh the Lonely (lives in the cave)

What`s yours?

Still Number One

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2008

W/

General Kumtash

Melkorium

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2006

Spazmo Thunderbolt

billypowergamer

billypowergamer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2006

Tenagg Flametroller

Charrbane Striker

Charrbane Striker

Banned

Join Date: Apr 2008

Me/E

Yerk Plopsquirt,
Boss with really epic name and skillbar:
[Blessed Signet][Heal Party][Life Attunement][Protective Spirit][Mending]
Pure win.

Slabby

Slabby

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

Belgium

[SCAR]

Every Grawl boss has a silly name but my vote goes to Fozzy Yeoryios.

Cale Roughstar

Cale Roughstar

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Canada

Guy In Real Life [GIRL]

W/E

Tenagg Flametroller for governor and Yerk Plopsquirt for President

distilledwill

distilledwill

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2006

Blighty

The Legion of the Blue Blade

R/Mo

Edaniz the Hardheaded

If you know where it comes from.

Kanna Banrai

Kanna Banrai

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

Inman, South Carolina (-5 GMT)

Gameamp Guides

Mo/

Most of the Forgotten bosses have great names.

Mylina

Mylina

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2009

Mo/

Tenagg Flametroller, because he can't stop flamin' trolls!

~Mylina

Ratman

Ratman

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2008

The Netherlands

TLP/MU

R/

Gloob

Best name ever

Squishy ftw

Squishy ftw

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2007

Your backline

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by distilledwill View Post
Edaniz the Hardheaded

If you know where it comes from.
It's Enadiz


Yerk Plopsquirt gets my vote

Kitor

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2009

Dominion Of The Shattered Sun [Sun]

Rt/

Baglorag Grumblesnort
Droog Stoneclub
Graf Wask Derg
Sakalo Yawpyawl
Smuush Fatfist

SirSausage

SirSausage

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2008

Poland

Architects of Forgotten Truths [AoFT]

W/Mo

Colonel Shagu
General Kumtash
Dupek the Mighty (I know, I know...)

Lishy

Lishy

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2008

Glob of Ectoplasm

Hey, it is still a boss name when guild wars messes up, just as much as Black Wolf is a boss name ._.

Icy The Mage

Icy The Mage

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2008

Canada

E/

White Tiger!

s t e e

s t e e

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2009

Death By[Emo]

Mo/Me

Gloop... End of discussion

Stranger The Ranger

Stranger The Ranger

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

Those Netherlands

Dynasty Warriors [DW]

R/

Chak Hack Schawack

Inspired by a coughing Anet employee?

Snograt

Snograt

rattus rattus

Join Date: Jan 2006

London, UK GMT??0 ??1hr DST

[GURU]GW [wiki]GW2

R/

Onan the Spiritless, tbh.

slowerpoke

slowerpoke

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2007

Cuba

Felix the Charr

Black Metal

Black Metal

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2009

N/

Pekpek Edibbo, before they changed it

because I <3 pekpek

upier

upier

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Done.

[JUNK]

Quote:
Originally Posted by slowerpoke View Post
Felix the Charr
Although I like many, this one was simply the most memorable.
Brilliant contribution!

Zodiac Meteor

Zodiac Meteor

Imma Firin Mah Rojway!

Join Date: Aug 2008

At the Mac Store laughing at people that walk out with anything.

E/Mo

Tenagg Flametroller...

gganet....

GG Anet? He gets my vote.

lewis91

lewis91

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2008

Wales

Order of the Azurelight[OA]

E/

A troll boss in the tree-part of prophecies, something Glugalug or plugalug or something like that.

EDIT: Ah found it.

Grook Plugalug

Also

Whuup Buumbuul
Plog Hamfist
Krogg Shmush
Marrg Grummbool
Smukk Foombool

Verene

Verene

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jan 2009

[SOTA]

D/

Alana Kepkep, for the sole reason that my name is Alana and I so very rarely ever see it anywhere.

Makdeh the Aggravating, because if "the aggravating" isn't the best description for a boss I don't know what is :P

Zarr MentalMelt; the first time I fought that boss, I thought my game glitched or somethng.

Prophecies in general has great boss names; Nightfall has a bunch of really good ones too.

Syntheticfibers

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2008

California

All That Does Remain

R/

The classic wroth yakslapper.

Archress Shayleigh

Archress Shayleigh

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2009

Guild Hall

R/

Any Hydra Boss, Grawl boss and ofc... Tenagg Flametroller!

Shadowmere

Shadowmere

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2007

The Grim Squeakers [REAP]

N/

Brrr Windburn (give you one guess as to his profession and attribute of choice)
Kunan the Loudmouth (sums up paragons nicely I'd say)
Vrek Qwek Spek (gotta love those hydra names)
Wroth Yakslapper

eljer

eljer

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2007

There Is A New Build Avail [able]

Lispy Stinkface, no question. I laugh every time i see him during canthan new year

Askani

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Feb 2007

North Dakota

Unaffiliated

R/

Gnash Underfoot (devourer boss)

Owik Gall

Owik Gall

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2007

Guardians of the Light

W/Mo

Faveo Aggredior

Because the first name rhymes with Fabio. Ha ha!

Dratyan

Dratyan

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2007

D/

I like the name Yxthoshth.

Kook~NBK~

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2005

A little chalet outside Drok's

Natural Born Killaz

Krush Kill and Willa the Unpleasant.

subarucar

subarucar

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

New Zealand

None

Whuup Buumbuul as its the only one i really remember.

Screensaver91

Screensaver91

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2007

[PhD]

Whuup Buumbuul, the ranger boss outside of droks in the troll cave.

I always laugh when I see the name

Random Scrubinator

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2006

Harrk Facestab
I use the term facestab for sketchy backstabs in TF2, so it was funny to see it as a boss name

Arduin

Arduin

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

The Netherlands

Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

R/

I second Yxthoshth. What language spawned that name?

Abedeus

Abedeus

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Jan 2007

Niflheim

R/

The Black Beast of Arrgh.

Dupek the Mighty, if you understand Polish.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Arduinna View Post
I second Yxthoshth. What language spawned that name?
Well, you can read it only if you have a language as screwed up as when you have a Polish tongue. But even then it's hard to actually say it twice in a row without making a mistake. And I say that as a person with awesome pronounciation of our hard words. Words that no foreigner can ever say. Yeah, even if he had lived here for 15+ years.

Ghost Omel

Ghost Omel

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2007

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W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Abedeus View Post
The Black Beast of Arrgh.

Dupek the Mighty, if you understand Polish.



Well, you can read it only if you have a language as screwed up as when you have a Polish tongue. But even then it's hard to actually say it twice in a row without making a mistake. And I say that as a person with awesome pronounciation of our hard words. Words that no foreigner can ever say. Yeah, even if he had lived here for 15+ years.

Let me try saying it wiht my Ukranian toungue

Yakst- s o sht
Yx th o shth.

Something like thins...

dusanyu

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2007

Illusion of skillz [Iz]

W/E

Gordem Greefgiver