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Pugs Not Drugs

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2009

06 Jul 2009 at 23:20 - 1

Here's a thread just made for you to post those little funny things you find as you play GW.

For example, I was reading the diaolauge in the endgame Proph area and realized Reyna said this:

"Remember all those times we were dying and I was the only one left standing but I used my signet on Alesia instead of you only to have her die while attempting to restore Lina's life? Yeah, good times. Good times."

So true, so true.

olalunga

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2009

07 Jul 2009 at 01:13 - 2

a random quote from Mhenlo in EotN:
""Come to the north," they said. "There are wonders to behold," they said. "It will be fun," they said. When will I ever learn?"

Shadowmere

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2007

The Grim Squeakers [REAP]

N/

07 Jul 2009 at 01:19 - 3

There's some very good random Hero/Henchman quotes if you catch em. Herta has a lot of my favorites.

"Yup. You tried to hit me, and failed miserably. The lesson here is: never try."
"I bet you scream like that at all the girls."
"I've killed more men than I've dated. Is that a character flaw?"
""Join the Sunspears," they said. "See exotic lands, meet new and interesting people... and kill them." That's what sold me."

germanturkey

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

[PoW]

E/

07 Jul 2009 at 04:07 - 4

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pugs Not Drugs

"Remember all those times we were dying and I was the only one left standing but I used my signet on Alesia instead of you only to have her die while attempting to restore Lina's life? Yeah, good times. Good times."

the first time i read that way back when, i laughed for 3 minutes straight because its sooooo true.

tox_169

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2007

Auckland, New Zealand

07 Jul 2009 at 04:22 - 5

Came across this guy (Mikahl Hintohn) just outside Dzagonur Bastion:

IronSheik

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2008

Wolfenstein: Goldrush

Zombies Go Nom Nom [Nom]

N/

07 Jul 2009 at 04:34 - 6

From NPCs in Haiju Lagoon during a noob quest

Girl :I made in my pants!

Boy: You were scared? Did you make in your pants?

Verene

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jan 2009

[SOTA]

D/

07 Jul 2009 at 04:46 - 7

Cynn always has some of my favorite lines. 90% of what she says causes me to crack up.

"I promise I'll be careful. I'm thinking long-term, here. If I don't blow anything up now, there will be more to blow up later."

"Nothing like a scowling face made out of pumice to make you feel right at home."

"These trees won't burn. I tried."

"You're lucky to have someone as attractive as me trying to kill you."

"I don't have a bad attitude. I have an attention span problem. Luckily, most of my fights are short. Very short." (probably my favorite quote of hers)

"You know what? You're flammable!" (this is my second favorite)

"Why does every man running away screaming? Oh, right."

"Yes, I have a fiery personality. Like I've never heard that before..."

IronSheik

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2008

Wolfenstein: Goldrush

Zombies Go Nom Nom [Nom]

N/

07 Jul 2009 at 04:53 - 8

How could I forget Devona

"Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, idiot."

Arduin

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

The Netherlands

Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

R/

07 Jul 2009 at 06:33 - 9

"How are a Paragon and a drunkard alike?"
"Both like to shout at strangers and run around without any pants." - Mad King Thorn

nkuvu

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2005

07 Jul 2009 at 14:05 - 10

Random quotes from Claude in Kryta:
"I've never understood sand."
"Somehow, the undead rising from the swamps is not as comforting as I would have hoped."

Dunham also has some amusing quotes:
"Here we are again, surrounded by icicles and mounds of frosty snow."
"How do you think I'd look in a sarong?"

And Devona:
"I've traveled far and wide. I've seen wonders and horrors. But in all that time I've found there are very few problems that can't be fixed by a good hammer to the face."

Targren

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2007

Primeval Warlords[wuw]

R/

07 Jul 2009 at 14:14 - 11

I love Eve.

"I don't want you until your heart stops."
"Don't be scared. You'll only be dead for a moment."
"Don't worry. If Mhenlo can't resurrect you, I will."

Not the least reason of which is the irony. So many of her quotes suggest minions, but she doesn't HAVE any Minion skills.

BadgerzFTW

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2008

07 Jul 2009 at 14:54 - 12

I was doing the quest "A Gate Too Far" in EotN and since nearly all my character's names have badger in them I lol'd pretty hard when Olaf said, "You have the patience of a badger, small one"

germanturkey

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

[PoW]

E/

07 Jul 2009 at 23:24 - 13

there was also that quote of Cynn's like, "Remember that time we met Mhenlo's acquaintances in Cantha? His twin acquaintances?"

glacialphoenix

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2008

Singapore

Royal Order of Flying Lemmings [ROFL]

Mo/

08 Jul 2009 at 00:47 - 14

Alesia's endgame quote has pretty blatant references to the fact that EVERYONE complains about her running all the way in front:

"Maybe I should have pledged myself to Balthazar and become a warrior. Perhaps then you would not have left me behind." (I still would've left you behind, Miss Jenkins...)

And Devona's quotes are awesome in themselves, + points because my favourite quote of hers is a variant of Minsc's... <3

Trub

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2006

Sitting in the guildhall, watching the wallows frolic.

Trinity of the ascended [SMS]+[Koss]+[TAM]=[ToA]

08 Jul 2009 at 03:00 - 15

lol..she is such a wammo!
"The gods do not hear prayers when they are drowned out by your cries!"

"It is not the judgement of the gods that need concern you, but my own!"

"People have told me that I would have made a better Warrior than a Monk, so I've come here seeking not to soothe the hurts, but cause them!"

And Cynn..I think she's into pain..oO
"Stay out of my way. Mhenlo joined this tournament for some foolish reason, and I plan to drag him back... after I beat him to a blackened pulp for bringing me up here!"

"Violence may not solve anything, but it sure feels good!"

*Paris*

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2007

R/

08 Jul 2009 at 03:11 - 16

"Thorn Devourer Salve? I had some, but it did not work the way I had hoped. You see, I...I mean, my wife and I, have been experiencing some...personal difficulties. A friend of mine swore that Thorn Devourer Salve could help my...inability. Needless to say, it did not work. Otherwise, why would I be standing here talking to the likes of you? On the bright side, I have not felt this energized in years! I am afraid I do not have any left."

Quest quote from Budo in Wajjun Bazaar during the quest "Problem Salving." If you understand what he's mentioning here - you'll laugh as long as I did.

Arachnephobia

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2007

Tyria

FaR

E/

08 Jul 2009 at 03:43 - 17

Olias "Cry me a river, of angst."

Arduin

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

The Netherlands

Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

R/

08 Jul 2009 at 06:58 - 18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arachnephobia

Olias "Cry me a river, child of angst."

That's the full quote.

There really are a LOT of hilarious quest descriptions, quotes and chatter out there

Short

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2009

Protectors of Fate [GoF]

N/Me

08 Jul 2009 at 07:23 - 19

I love how the quest, " A Sticky Situation" has lots of Corsair Seamen in it.

Minami

Site Contributor

Join Date: Jul 2008

Dallas, TX. USA

Not in any guild at the moment

N/

08 Jul 2009 at 12:18 - 20

This is not a h/h quote...

I was just reading something out loud that had "Charleston, SC" in the sentence.

Imagine the puzzled looks I got when I said Charleston Speed Clear....

SurrealFi

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2008

Me/A

08 Jul 2009 at 12:52 - 21

"A Necromancer a day keeps the living away." - Eve (I love this woman)

"Now where did I leave that corpsicle?" - Ew(e)