Post Your Funny Tidbits Here!

Here's a thread just made for you to post those little funny things you find as you play GW.

For example, I was reading the diaolauge in the endgame Proph area and realized Reyna said this:

"Remember all those times we were dying and I was the only one left standing but I used my signet on Alesia instead of you only to have her die while attempting to restore Lina's life? Yeah, good times. Good times."

So true, so true.

a random quote from Mhenlo in EotN:
""Come to the north," they said. "There are wonders to behold," they said. "It will be fun," they said. When will I ever learn?"

There's some very good random Hero/Henchman quotes if you catch em. Herta has a lot of my favorites.

"Yup. You tried to hit me, and failed miserably. The lesson here is: never try."
"I bet you scream like that at all the girls."
"I've killed more men than I've dated. Is that a character flaw?"
""Join the Sunspears," they said. "See exotic lands, meet new and interesting people... and kill them." That's what sold me."

the first time i read that way back when, i laughed for 3 minutes straight because its sooooo true.

Came across this guy (Mikahl Hintohn) just outside Dzagonur Bastion:

From NPCs in Haiju Lagoon during a noob quest

Girl :I made in my pants!

Boy: You were scared? Did you make in your pants?

Cynn always has some of my favorite lines. 90% of what she says causes me to crack up.

"I promise I'll be careful. I'm thinking long-term, here. If I don't blow anything up now, there will be more to blow up later."

"Nothing like a scowling face made out of pumice to make you feel right at home."

"These trees won't burn. I tried."

"You're lucky to have someone as attractive as me trying to kill you."

"I don't have a bad attitude. I have an attention span problem. Luckily, most of my fights are short. Very short." (probably my favorite quote of hers)

"You know what? You're flammable!" (this is my second favorite)

"Why does every man running away screaming? Oh, right."

"Yes, I have a fiery personality. Like I've never heard that before..."

How could I forget Devona

"Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, idiot."

"How are a Paragon and a drunkard alike?"
"Both like to shout at strangers and run around without any pants." - Mad King Thorn

Random quotes from Claude in Kryta:
"I've never understood sand."
"Somehow, the undead rising from the swamps is not as comforting as I would have hoped."

Dunham also has some amusing quotes:
"Here we are again, surrounded by icicles and mounds of frosty snow."
"How do you think I'd look in a sarong?"

And Devona:
"I've traveled far and wide. I've seen wonders and horrors. But in all that time I've found there are very few problems that can't be fixed by a good hammer to the face."

I love Eve.

"I don't want you until your heart stops."
"Don't be scared. You'll only be dead for a moment."
"Don't worry. If Mhenlo can't resurrect you, I will."

Not the least reason of which is the irony. So many of her quotes suggest minions, but she doesn't HAVE any Minion skills.

I was doing the quest "A Gate Too Far" in EotN and since nearly all my character's names have badger in them I lol'd pretty hard when Olaf said, "You have the patience of a badger, small one"

there was also that quote of Cynn's like, "Remember that time we met Mhenlo's acquaintances in Cantha? His twin acquaintances?"

Alesia's endgame quote has pretty blatant references to the fact that EVERYONE complains about her running all the way in front:

"Maybe I should have pledged myself to Balthazar and become a warrior. Perhaps then you would not have left me behind." (I still would've left you behind, Miss Jenkins...)

And Devona's quotes are awesome in themselves, + points because my favourite quote of hers is a variant of Minsc's... <3

lol..she is such a wammo!
"The gods do not hear prayers when they are drowned out by your cries!"

"It is not the judgement of the gods that need concern you, but my own!"

"People have told me that I would have made a better Warrior than a Monk, so I've come here seeking not to soothe the hurts, but cause them!"

And Cynn..I think she's into pain..oO
"Stay out of my way. Mhenlo joined this tournament for some foolish reason, and I plan to drag him back... after I beat him to a blackened pulp for bringing me up here!"

"Violence may not solve anything, but it sure feels good!"

"Thorn Devourer Salve? I had some, but it did not work the way I had hoped. You see, I...I mean, my wife and I, have been experiencing some...personal difficulties. A friend of mine swore that Thorn Devourer Salve could help my...inability. Needless to say, it did not work. Otherwise, why would I be standing here talking to the likes of you? On the bright side, I have not felt this energized in years! I am afraid I do not have any left."

Quest quote from Budo in Wajjun Bazaar during the quest "Problem Salving." If you understand what he's mentioning here - you'll laugh as long as I did.

Olias "Cry me a river, of angst."

That's the full quote.

There really are a LOT of hilarious quest descriptions, quotes and chatter out there

I love how the quest, " A Sticky Situation" has lots of Corsair Seamen in it.

This is not a h/h quote...

I was just reading something out loud that had "Charleston, SC" in the sentence.

Imagine the puzzled looks I got when I said Charleston Speed Clear....