tips to becoming an amazing uwsc pug player thread

4. Collect for cons, then put up a red rock candy,,,, and then ....... Lol I'm going to do it just for laughs. Then I suppose I'll drop the actual Cons.

I have a permasin, and have been thinking about trying to break into the UWSC biz...but this thread is pretty effective persuasion to keep my farming solo. SAme. Chaos Plames solo he we come!

a word to the wise:

a reaper can actually die after 10/10, see if you can do it. Ya I think everyone has seen the sad picture of the r9 e-blade drop and then a reaper has died before the guy could get it lol.


I do love the excuses that come up when someone dies. You either get the boring RQ straight away or:


A) Silent entire game so he can still get his drops at the end.

B) Watches everyone closely, points out every mistake they make and screams it in team chat.

C)The excuses:

c1)IM SO DRUNK LOL KIDZ RUFL RUFL. This is an odd turn around considering he was speaking fine when the group was forming.

c2)I'm so high man..... woahhhhhh. This is also odd, as the player will only ever share this information when they have died.

c3)I died because I know we can't win this because _______ is a bad player and on my blacklist. Yeah, they decided to die 14 minutes in because they suddenly realized that another guy is bad. Makes total sense.

Note with c1 and c2: They are able to speak consistantly well if you engage in an argument with them, and only if you ever say "aren't you supposed to be drunk/stoned" or something similar will they go back to their warped take on what drunk and stoned people type like.

Ya I think everyone has seen the sad picture of the r9 e-blade drop and then a reaper has died before the guy could get it lol. i have not O_O
i know the pits imprisoned spirits can die after 10/10.
pits was last, and when he was done he ran up, like an idiot, with terrorwebs aggro.
and they killed imprisoned spirits.
aw well he was nice, and payed cons for us all and we went again.