Looking for a living American guild

Hi, my guilds enjoy going inactive, and I have a lack of friends that still play the game, so I am forced to go more public to find a guild.

Anyway, I'm bad at the game, and I bitch at retarded people when they do retarded things. Highest rank I ever reached was about 120 in the ladder season before NF (or was released during, I don't remember) with Girls Confuse Us [ALoT]. Since then, I've played with some random people or just not playing GW at all, hitting around r500 or something equally unimpressive.

What I can play:
Warrior - Calling spikes or otherwise, I don't care.
Ranger - I yell that I dshot stuff and chase things around on split.
Mesmer - I yell that I PBlock/PLeak stuff and try to divert things on spikes.
Bitch - I can camp their frontline and hit 1 when a 321 is called. In elesplit, I camp their lord for 28 minutes doing big damage.
Flagger - I bitch about flagging, unless it has Trident.

I'm looking for a GvG/Tombs guild that is not completely horrible, and does not need to be micro'd all the time. I would rather not play for 28 every match, so please do not contact me if you are vR wannabes. Playing more than one build is a bonus.

Also, I'm 18, lack a large ego (assuming I'm playing with decent players), and can play after 8:00 PM EST any day and anytime on Friday/weekends as long as I do not have plans with friends.

IGN: Dan is Irish

Also hi.