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Haxor

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2008

Legion of the Feng Huang [ASH]

27 Aug 2009 at 23:32 - 41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edge Igneas

A guy named White Sword has some pretty funny commentary on Guild Wars, he's an average WoW addict.

Probably the best of his videos is this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGJIjTERJBQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxmVOsLuUxI

"Omg liek you can run around and kill anyone and NPCs too in WoW"

"BUT GUILD WARS DOESNT HAVE PVP IT JUST HAS PEOPLE STANDING THERE PUTTING TRAPS AND WAITING FOR YOU TO QUIT THATS ALL IT IS NO PVP AT ALL".

Several of my braincells committed Seppeku during the watching of that.. thing.

komma

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2007

None

N/

27 Aug 2009 at 23:35 - 42

WoW > GW...../facepalm

btw its funny how wow's new expansion cataclysm is about dragons and a post seared earth...hmm have i heard that somwhere before??

fowlero

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2007

England, UK

We Are The One And Only [rR]

27 Aug 2009 at 23:47 - 43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haxor

"BUT GUILD WARS DOESNT HAVE PVP IT JUST HAS PEOPLE STANDING THERE PUTTING TRAPS AND WAITING FOR YOU TO QUIT THATS ALL IT IS NO PVP AT ALL".

Things along the line of this quote.

Also people (often turning out to be WoW players) denouncing this games PvP as crap having played it a day or two in RA.

Although i do empathise with their opinion as i can imagine their experience during that time must be pretty bad.

Jonii

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2009

E/N

28 Aug 2009 at 00:46 - 44

Ah, White Sword.
He spent almost 10 minutes of that video chasing someone who obviously didn't want to PvP saying "run, run run!" and laughing to himself through a very boring, empty looking area of the world.

Then he switches to Guild Wars to his Elementalist in Ruins of Surmia and says "I can't show you PvP in Guild Wars because THERE IS NO PVP! I know it wasn't fair to show you all that fun in WoW first..." and then goes off on this thing about how just because you can't disrupt someone's questing to fight and then chase them for 10 minutes, and you can only PvP through structured, balanced arenas, that there is no PvP and that it "SUCKS."

Seriously?

Darth The Xx

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2008

Sen'jin Village

The Infamous Cake Bandits [cake]

Mo/W

28 Aug 2009 at 03:35 - 45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitor

And yet another has said that it's bad because you rarely see gold advertisers.

Hes obviously never been to GtoB

EDIT: just watched that GW vs WoW customisation vid and it rly made me lol. the guy obviously doesnt realise how limited the choice is in WoW seeing as you are tied down by stats whereas in GW its all aesthetic

GoodApollo1234

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2006

Ohio

R/

28 Aug 2009 at 03:48 - 46

This isn't so much a bashing of Guild Wars. This is just a quote from some idiot in the Great Temple of Balthazar (I don't know what I was doing there with local chat on either) explaining why Aion will CLEARLY be better than Guild Wars in EVERY way.

"You can fly and shit!"

Made me laugh.

Caelus The Fallen

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Glasgow

Voice of the Darkness

E/Mo

28 Aug 2009 at 12:02 - 47

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoodApollo1234

This isn't so much a bashing of Guild Wars. This is just a quote from some idiot in the Great Temple of Balthazar (I don't know what I was doing there with local chat on either) explaining why Aion will CLEARLY be better than Guild Wars in EVERY way.

"You can fly and shit!"

Made me laugh.

They added the former as an emote to Guild Wars, here's hoping they don't add the latter

Darcy

Never Too Old

Join Date: Jul 2006

Rhode Island where there are no GW contests

Order of First

W/R

28 Aug 2009 at 13:45 - 48

In Jade Quarry this morning, the waits were very long and people were complaining, as usual. I mentioned that new artwork was up on guildwars2.com and they could pass the time looking at it. A player said, "I'm only playing GW until Diablo3 comes out." Makes me wonder how long he has been playing GW as people have been waiting for D3 as long as GW has been out.

(And I know it wasn't announced until 2008, but that doesn't mean people weren't waiting for it to appear.)

Steps_Descending

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2007

IN my pocket plane. Obviously!

Little Tom's Pocket Plane [THom]

Me/Mo

28 Aug 2009 at 14:32 - 49

Just an off-topic question:
Don't tell me that eon old argument against wow is still going???
I tought GW had grown away far enough from wow to quit comparing the two. Even here it's been ages since we saw a wow/gw post.

NOw that the steam is down:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitor

And one, in all seriousness, has said that it's bad because the servers are never down for maintenance.

And yet another has said that it's bad because you rarely see gold advertisers.

My two favorites.
Actually those could be defended by saying they mean the servers don't get heavy maintenance (how many did we have in the years? 2-3 that needed server shutdown? Would NC Soft prove more skilled than God-like Blizz?) and that the game is too small to attract gold sellers and/or the economy is pointless(note that the later isn't too far from the truth)

That being said... yeah they REALLY are downsides... /irony mode = off

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

28 Aug 2009 at 15:55 - 50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steps_Descending

Actually those could be defended by saying they mean the servers don't get heavy maintenance (how many did we have in the years? 2-3 that needed server shutdown? Would NC Soft prove more skilled than God-like Blizz?) and that the game is too small to attract gold sellers and/or the economy is pointless(note that the later isn't too far from the truth)

Except most of Gw's patching and updates require merely a user restart due to the extremely efficient way Gw is programmed. Gw used to have gold sellers, but ArenaNet (unlike certain other developers) actually put a stop to it.

(On that note, I don't know what method they used recently to block it off, but I remember when they blocked the asians off for a few days and the gold selling disappeared completely.)

Jin Of Stealth

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2006

Elite Misfits United

N/Mo

28 Aug 2009 at 19:26 - 51

Haha, gotta love when Anet claimed that the currency in game was their property.

But in all honesty, WoW does have some redeeming factors, but it's not enough to get me past the $15 a month (Yeah I'm a cheap-skate). GW appeals to me more because you have the freedom to do whatever you want. You really are only tied down to your primary attribute. I like that I can go from doing a storyline mission, to go strait into PvP if I want. It's appealing to me to have that lower level cap because I'm not as hardcore into grinding as other people. I like the fact that there are premium sets of armor, but add no additional gain to the average joe who can't afford those higher nicer sets (Although I still try to get them).

I also lol'd at that guy's video comparisons of WoW vs GW. You honestly can't compare the two by playing one game for a long period of time and only playing the other one for like a week. You have to give each game the equal amount of time and dedication to truely compare them.

Achrr The Archer

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

Minnesota

[Bye]

Mo/

28 Aug 2009 at 19:32 - 52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edge Igneas

A guy named White Sword has some pretty funny commentary on Guild Wars, he's an average WoW addict.

Probably the best of his videos is this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGJIjTERJBQ

Notice the mumbling during the Guild Wars part, and then he's like "AAaaaaaand in WOW OMG WOW ITS WOW AND WOW *pants*"

Watch his video about Diablo 3. I damn near fell outta my chair watching this joker's video on it last night. "Oh my RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing god, Diablo 3 is coming out. I am so RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing excited. RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO GW2, RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO WoW. Diablo 3 is coming!!!"

JONO51

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2006

P/

28 Aug 2009 at 19:44 - 53

whiteswords videos in general are hilarious. he's like the real life versions of the fat wow player off south park.

Obrien Xp

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2009

Canada

The First Dragon Slayers [FDS]

28 Aug 2009 at 20:35 - 54

Quote:

Originally Posted by JONO51

whiteswords videos in general are hilarious. he's like the real life versions of the fat wow player off south park.

QFT

Here's some more dumb gw bashing...

Quote:

Your you know....Get a job....15USD is pretty hard to pay amirite?

Because all of us think that Its an honor to pay for something we already bought.

There was also

Quote:

lol u suck! WoW is 100X better gw sux, its only for poor people who can't afford WoW

It was later confirmed that his parents pay for the game

olalunga

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2009

28 Aug 2009 at 22:41 - 55

Well classes always more or less are similar but this is so much FTW:

Quote:

GW's most current expansion - Eye Of The North - Takes place in a the north part of Tyria with mountains, snow etc.....
WOW's next expansion - Wrath Of The Lich King - Takes place in a large snowy area

besides the ridiculous argument of both games having similar terrain:

release date: August 31, 2007 (Guild Wars: Eye of the North)
release date: November 13, 2008 (World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King)

so GW copied WoW... that's right folks...
/facepalm

Back on topic:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Painbringer

Until you have completed the trilogy + EOTN with the Ogre-Slaying Knife in your hands the whole time you have not finished the game

Qing Guang

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2008

California

Lucid Spirits [LIFE]

N/A

29 Aug 2009 at 04:38 - 56

From my school buddy/WoW GL, when I talked him into a trial play (these are from memory, not exact quotes):

"Augh, why does everything take so long to load?!" (admittedly, he had just dl'ed it... but mainly he just didn't like loading screens)

"There are too many character customisation options! This is always the worst part of the game for me." (admittedly, he's colorblind, so he's always worried when he makes a character that it'll be a complete fashion victim, but still)

"Augh, it's so weird not being able to jump! You are going to feel so much freer in WoW when you can jump and go everywhere..."

I think he also complained about the skills and what have you but I can't remember that.

Cale Roughstar

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Canada

Guy In Real Life [GIRL]

W/E

29 Aug 2009 at 05:26 - 57

/facepalmed the whitesword videos... dude has never played guild wars for more than 20 minutes at a time. That would be like me making a comparison video of WoW and GW with my relative knowledge of the two games (5 mins of WoW, 3000+ hours of GW) and calling it a legit comparison. GG

Quotes from co-workers trying to convince me to play WoW

Q: "But what do you do after level 20?!?!?!"
A: "The game starts at level 20"

Q: "But PvP sucks!"
A: "RA isnt PvP"

Q: "But what is there to do in the game?"
A: "lol"

Nighthawk2dr

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

Hey Look At My Hardcore Tatoo [MOM]

P/W

29 Aug 2009 at 07:49 - 58

Haha a couple of my friends from school play WoW and I found out one of them had GW as well, but he told me he never played anymore.
Me: Why did you stop playing?
Him: I got to level 20 and ran out of stuff to do.
Me: Did you finish the story line?
Him: uh...
Me: Did you finish the missions?
Him: uhh...just the ones on the island.
Me: /facepalm.

I guess he didn't understand the concept of "there's more to do in a game than getting to the next level" =/