The best thing ever.

BlueXIV

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

11 Nov 2009 at 08:17 - 1

My roommate just came up with the best thing ever.

We've had chaos axes. They were pretty cool for a while. We've had chaos gloves. They were pretty spiffy for a while. But now, FORGED IN THE DEPTHS OF N0LANI, BLUEXIV HAS BROUGHT TO YOU A NEW CREATION. NEVER LOSE YOUR WAY IN THE DARK AGAIN! BE A BEACON OF LIGHT TO THE COMMUNITY!

INTRODUCING, THE CHAOS BOOBS!

Not to be confused with cheap knockoffs such as the Chaos Bra or the Chaos Bikini, the Chaos Boobs will always stay with you, wherever you may go!

Guaranteed not to sag, the Chaos Boobs has a lifetime warranty. If you aren't shining, we're not satisfied!

Amaze your friends! Blind your enemies! Dazzle your lovers! The chaos boobs will do that and more!
Price: 250 Ectos, + surgery costs

Morag D

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2007

UK/Austria

[bone]

11 Nov 2009 at 08:18 - 2

looooooooooooooooooooool

hoodiestarfish

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2007

State of Nolani

When the trolling stops, the drawing stops too

11 Nov 2009 at 08:19 - 3

i'd say something but imma get told off lol.

obsidian ectoplasm

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2008

11 Nov 2009 at 08:20 - 4

looooooooooool

I thought this was gonna be a "choas spear" or some shit like that, and was abbout to flame

but this is funny

/signed

YunSooJin

Pyromaniac

Join Date: Aug 2005

Mo/W

11 Nov 2009 at 08:20 - 5

wonder how they feel

available for men as well?

BlueXIV

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

11 Nov 2009 at 08:22 - 6

Quote:

Originally Posted by YunSooJin

available for men as well? yes

12charszz

YunSooJin

Pyromaniac

Join Date: Aug 2005

Mo/W

11 Nov 2009 at 08:25 - 7

Woman: I don't have anymore back pain! With breasts made of pure energy, they move naturally the way I do, and I can have them as big as I want!

Man: I love my wife more than ever since she got her posture fixed by Chaos Boobs. I only wish it had happened sooner! I am blinded by tears of joy!

edit: are the aureolae chaos-y too?

hoodiestarfish

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2007

State of Nolani

When the trolling stops, the drawing stops too

11 Nov 2009 at 08:29 - 8

Quote:

Originally Posted by YunSooJin

available for men as well?
are you buying some for your boy-wonder EZ?

Chicken of the Seas

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

California, USA

Vulpes Velox [Fox]

Me/

11 Nov 2009 at 08:32 - 9

Blue, meet me in game and IRL plz. Do you except tips?

StarrTheInsane

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2007

Stephenville, TX

D/W

11 Nov 2009 at 08:33 - 10

Congrats on waking my entire household as I pmsl over here! I must marry a wealthy sin now and get myself a pair.

YunSooJin

Pyromaniac

Join Date: Aug 2005

Mo/W

11 Nov 2009 at 08:35 - 11

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoodiestarfish

are you buying some for your boy-wonder EZ? no Hoodie I was wondering what you'd look like with a pair.

Charlie Dayman

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2009

Trifecta Luminati [TRI]

11 Nov 2009 at 08:35 - 12

Don't stare at them too long or you'll go blind.

hoodiestarfish

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2007

State of Nolani

When the trolling stops, the drawing stops too

11 Nov 2009 at 08:36 - 13

Quote:

Originally Posted by YunSooJin

no Hoodie I was wondering what you'd look like with a pair. gimme the 250e and get me a run to the eternal surgeon and i'll get a pair

StarrTheInsane

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2007

Stephenville, TX

D/W

11 Nov 2009 at 08:37 - 14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie Dayman

Don't stare at them too long or you'll go blind. Say...you have spare ecto layin' around...buy me some chaos boobs

Chicken of the Seas

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

California, USA

Vulpes Velox [Fox]

Me/

11 Nov 2009 at 08:38 - 15

I'll split my funds with you starr, then we can each have one side done.

Charlie Dayman

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2009

Trifecta Luminati [TRI]

11 Nov 2009 at 08:40 - 16

Quote:

Originally Posted by StarrTheInsane

Say...you have spare ecto layin' around...buy me some chaos boobs

I'll buy you butt implants too, complete with left and right blinkers.

Hailfall

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

Germany

Phantom Commando

11 Nov 2009 at 08:41 - 17

mmmm chaos boobs... they be shiney...

YunSooJin

Pyromaniac

Join Date: Aug 2005

Mo/W

11 Nov 2009 at 08:46 - 18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie Dayman

I'll buy you butt implants too, complete with left and right blinkers. lol.. that elicited some very unmanly giggles from me =P.

Charlie Dayman

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2009

Trifecta Luminati [TRI]

11 Nov 2009 at 08:51 - 19

Quick, go eat a steak and lift some weights to re-establish said manliness.

hoodiestarfish

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2007

State of Nolani

When the trolling stops, the drawing stops too

11 Nov 2009 at 08:52 - 20

Quote:

Originally Posted by YunSooJin

lol.. that elicited some very unmanly giggles from me =P. doesnt seem to take much.

Jensy

Site Contributor

Join Date: Apr 2007

Phoenix, Arizona

Blinkie Ponie Armie [bpa]

N/Mo

11 Nov 2009 at 08:52 - 21

lol

Next up is the chaos... um. Okay, won't go there.

Baku_The_Killer

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2008

Spain

My heros are my own guild.

11 Nov 2009 at 09:10 - 22

Is, simply, SEXIST.

What about new Chaos weapons that have nothing to see about if the character is a girl or a boy?

Baku The Killer.

(Of course, /notsign... don't like the sexism.)

subarucar

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

New Zealand

None

11 Nov 2009 at 09:13 - 23

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy malfoy

lol

Next up is the chaos... um. Okay, won't go there. I wouldn't want it. The light would glow throw the pants and everybody would be suing me for indecent exposure.

Charlie Dayman

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2009

Trifecta Luminati [TRI]

11 Nov 2009 at 09:18 - 24

I'd worry more about the radiation factor than anything else. It's like 5 Mile Island down there.

Sierraa

Supastar~ ???

Join Date: May 2006

USA [GMT -7]

Sierraas Asian Harem [love]

Me/

11 Nov 2009 at 09:18 - 25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baku_The_Killer View Post

Is, simply, SEXIST.

What about new Chaos weapons that have nothing to see about if the character is a girl or a boy?

Baku The Killer.

(Of course, /notsign... don't like the sexism.) If you're kidding, I lol'd.

If you're not...

GO BACK TO SARDELAC/RIVERSIDE. :]

Sexism: discriminatory or abusive behavior towards members of the opposite sex

Men and Women both have breasts therefore they both can have chaos boobs. Chaos boobs are neither abusive or discriminatory.

YunSooJin

Pyromaniac

Join Date: Aug 2005

Mo/W

11 Nov 2009 at 09:18 - 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baku_The_Killer View Post

Is, simply, SEXIST.

What about new Chaos weapons that have nothing to see about if the character is a girl or a boy?

Baku The Killer.

(Of course, /notsign... don't like the sexism.) *whoosh* right over his head...

BlueXIV

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

11 Nov 2009 at 09:20 - 27

Baku, I did say that chaos boobs were for both MEN and WOMEN.

And I dunno about chaos peens, they seem a bit tacky.

hoodiestarfish

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2007

State of Nolani

When the trolling stops, the drawing stops too

11 Nov 2009 at 09:23 - 28

i think Baku wants you to do some product differentiation in the form of chaos MOOBS.

BTW what are the breastfeeding options on your product Blue?