Minion looking for overlord - inquire within!

Pertinent information for my potential employer (aka, guy who point and I kill stuff for):

General information

-EST time. Play time is generally in the evening/night.

-College student. This means that as soon as exams hit (in approximately a week or so) Heather will disappear back into the shadows and be on only sporadically.

-Enjoys exploring the landscape, capping skills, running around and figuring out who in their right minds would leave level 20 guards in some backwater village.

-Have all three campaigns and EOTN.

-Lack voice communication.

Statistics

-Competence: slightly above Mai and Panaku. Not as good as Anton or Zenmai. Have not met Nika or Emi, so cannot give fair assessment.

-PVP experience: 0.

-Entertainment value: somewhere between a rock and Stephen Colbert.

-RP ability: Fair.

-Preparedness: Literally lives off the wiki.

Traits

+ Chatty and friendly
+ Loyal (like any good minion should - will never bail under any circumstance, unless plot-line advancement necessitates it.)
+ Highly prepared for all occasions
+ Bright and inquisitive
+ Require relatively little amounts of maintenance (is entirely self sufficient. None of this "omg gears/gold plz stuff)
+ However, will run away if battle isn't going well. (Resurrection signets are carried for a reason, you know?)
+ No preference for Greco-Phoenician Land Turtle Pirates or Germanic Religious Gothic Tree Ninjas.
+ No preference for construction of guild hall (will gladly pitch in if asked)

- Not hardcore enough
- Want to watch missions cinematics
- Is arguably on par with henchman in terms of actual combat ability
- Bright and inquisitive.
- Like gimmicks and shiny stuff.
- Will run away if battle isn't going well (Resurrection signets are carried for a reason, you know?)

If interested, send message. Please provide adequate reasoning as necessary. Thank you. -Some flyer found in back alley of Kaineng Center.