How to successfully crash a run.

Swift Aura

Swift Aura

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jul 2009

Mo/E

People are in their worst moods during runs. Obviously because they want something rare, looking to fill a book, trying to get more gold than they payed for (CoF), or something to that extent. Here are some tips to troll the hell out of a run and make it fun.
Draw on the map randomly all the time and then frame somebody else for it. Never accept that you have done it. Aggro enemies towards your team. When the runner gets to the very end of one area, zone back to the outpost. If CoF or something like it, go to the dungeon before everybody is ready, preferably while someone is fishing through the Xunlai Chest. Act stupid. Never give up. If the runner says they are going to leave if you keep continuing what you are doing, stop for a while, and resume again once they get far into the run.
More tips to come.

Reverend Dr

Reverend Dr

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2005

Super Fans Of Gaile [ban]

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You are uncreative. If you do it right, you can ruin runs, have people apologize for the run being bad, and invite you back next time.

Introverted Dimensions

Introverted Dimensions

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

R/

Bit full of yourself to call yourself "The #1 troll of Guild Wars." when you're clearly an amateur at it.

Faure

Faure

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2006

Mystic Spiral [MYST]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Swift Aura View Post
People are in their worst moods during runs. Obviously because they want something rare, looking to fill a book, trying to get more gold than they payed for (CoF), or something to that extent. Here are some tips to troll the hell out of a run and make it fun.
Draw on the map randomly all the time and then frame somebody else for it. Never accept that you have done it. Aggro enemies towards your team. When the runner gets to the very end of one area, zone back to the outpost.
  • If CoF or something like it, go to the dungeon before everybody is ready, preferably while someone is fishing through the Xunlai Chest. Act stupid. Never give up. If the runner says they are going to leave if you keep continuing what you are doing, stop for a while, and resume again once they get far into the run.
    More tips to come. You seriously think people need help to be assholes?
  • Andemius

    Krytan Explorer

    Join Date: Nov 2008

    Vanguard's Last Stand [Hero]

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    just out of interest, why would you want to do all that?

    Saph

    Saph

    Lion's Arch Merchant

    Join Date: Feb 2009

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Andemius View Post
    just out of interest, why would you want to do all that? Stupid is as stupid does.

    And people whine/wonder why others prefer H/H over using real people? These kind of antics don't just happen in dungeon runs.

    own age myname

    own age myname

    Desert Nomad

    Join Date: Sep 2007

    Minnesota

    [TAS]

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    You're an idiot. Also, I've seen way better trolls.

    Chthon

    Grotto Attendant

    Join Date: Apr 2007

    troll thread is troll. why isn't this closed already?

    talon994

    talon994

    Wilds Pathfinder

    Join Date: Mar 2009

    Ontario,Canada

    聖光麒麟

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    It's better to do on a fowsc. Lolnubz0rgriffonpwnzer

    Or just run to your area as a T2 or T1 and just die.

    MasterSasori

    MasterSasori

    Desert Nomad

    Join Date: Dec 2007

    USA

    [Thay]

    R/Mo

    Trolling nub.

    own age myname

    own age myname

    Desert Nomad

    Join Date: Sep 2007

    Minnesota

    [TAS]

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by talon994 View Post
    It's better to do on a fowsc. Lolnubz0rgriffonpwnzer

    Or just run to your area as a T2 or T1 and just die. I've had a person do that. I KNOW it was on purpose because he was acting like an idiot the whole clear.

    REDdelver

    Lion's Arch Merchant

    Join Date: Nov 2007

    Girls Pee Pee When They See [ME]

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Chthon View Post
    troll thread is troll. why isn't this closed already? isnt the general answer to that kind of obvious? Deletion is the better option anyway. +1/-1

    Eragon Zarroc

    Eragon Zarroc

    Atra estern?? ono thelduin

    Join Date: Jan 2008

    Madness Incarnate

    [Duo]

    W/P

    pointless and useless thread. /close

    Ghost Dog

    Krytan Explorer

    Join Date: Mar 2008

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Swift Aura
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    Trollin' and Rollin' since '06

    You may know me in RA as Im Badder Than You 06 was so long ago, you suck ass at trolling.

    We may know you as the dude we never heard of before.

    Wubbies

    Wubbies

    Academy Page

    Join Date: Dec 2008

    Bananna Dipper

    It Varies

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    I think this is a great thread. Just last night i went into FOWSC and was throwing splinter weapon on the tanks as my job as eoe. Because of the stupidity of the warriors not knowing what the frilly arrow symbol on the red bar means they called me "baby noob" and i wasnt doing my job. well i was and its a game. some people take it so seriously. so i stopped in my tracks and let them continue until the name calling was done. then i was threatened with "leeching", this was even more funny cause i wasnt with them and was getting no drops. after they somewhat cooled down i caught up with the group and proved i was spamming splinter by calling my skills.. even then i got the same grief. well if u gonna act like a kid so can i the ironic part is that im EOE , i run the griffons. so when i took the griffon quest the badgering continued after a sin left. So with great pleasure i asked them if they wanted to fail. someone said i dare you. well so i did. i ran the griffons right into a group to fail them. you gonna act like an asshole because you think your better..be my guest

    After that i got whispers saying they were reporting me for whatever reason and that they and friends that worked at ANET and that my account ifo was going to get stolen.
    Well ask me if i care since there is a real world and threats just make me LOL.

    In short i find it funny that someone posted this. its no different then how 3/4 of GURU community treats others in the forums with "im leet @ builds" or all the fighting over something stupid like a game.

    In fact id rather be known that im the guy that if you start to badger and get pushed because "noob" is your favorite word of choice, well i payed my 1k for the group and im going to waste it how i want to

    yeah i get pleasure off seeing those people call other poeple noobs fail.

    also noted that when i threatened to fail group that shit giant who badgered me was QQ cause " i want my FOW armor"

    TFF i pissed myself

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by own age myname
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    I've had a person do that. I KNOW it was on purpose because he was acting like an idiot the whole clear.
    maybe you were an idiot 1st. and in some countries idiots are smarter. havent you watched monty python?

    Bob Slydell

    Forge Runner

    Join Date: Jan 2007

    Wow awesome!

    mistokibbles

    Lion's Arch Merchant

    Join Date: Mar 2008

    N/A

    posting in epically trolled thread

    Lanier

    Lanier

    Desert Nomad

    Join Date: Jan 2010

    [Pink]

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    we should place bets on how long it takes for this tread to be locked

    i say it'll be locked within the next five hours.

    talon994

    talon994

    Wilds Pathfinder

    Join Date: Mar 2009

    Ontario,Canada

    聖光麒麟

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    I'll admit it at 2 am in the morning when I'm drunk I join fowsc's as the T2 and purposely F up.

    AtomicMew

    AtomicMew

    Jungle Guide

    Join Date: Apr 2005

    N/A

    Not sure if this is still possible. I used to do this all the time in UWSC when people pissed me off. In mnts, kill all the dryders except for one, leaving all the behemoth and then just leave.

    If they're noob, which they usually are, it will take them several hours to complete the run. They won't quit though because by the time they realize what you've done, they've already invested too much time.

    Zarion Silverarrow

    Zarion Silverarrow

    Lion's Arch Merchant

    Join Date: Jul 2008

    Puerto Rico

    The Annunaki Interventionists

    P/W

    troll is trolling by showing trolls how to troll

    Stealth Bomberman

    Stealth Bomberman

    Lion's Arch Merchant

    Join Date: Oct 2008

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Saph
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    Stupid is as stupid does.

    And people whine/wonder why others prefer H/H over using real people? These kind of antics don't just happen in dungeon runs. i find heroes to be more reliable than real ppl neway

    paddymew

    Frost Gate Guardian

    Join Date: Jul 2008

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Zarion Silverarrow
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    troll is trolling by showing trolls how to troll Epic quote.

    12chars.

    Calista Blackblood

    Calista Blackblood

    Permanently Banned

    Join Date: Oct 2007

    Northern Ireland

    Nowhere To Run Nowhere To [Hide]

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    This thread is a waste of time..