Destroyer, Ectos, Celestial Rat, Ox give away [Stories Edition #1]

Well, i was in church, im not often tho, but sometimes, it was at christmas or easter or such...... It was another priest than normally...
And the priest had a funny accent, instead of "th" he always said "f"...
I tried not to laugh, i said to myself "I MUST NOT LAUGH!!"
I did very well with holding back my laughter, but when he began his sermon, it became too funny... He preached something about some thugs he met...
He said something like "... one thug with me" and it just sounded - cause of his accent - like he had said "one RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO with me"... oO
In this moment i wasnt anymore able to hold it back, i bursted of laughter... xD
The old women 2 chairs next to looked at me very stricly... also my parents... but this didnt made me silent... iven worse... it made the whole situation more funnier and i couldnt stop... all ppl began to look at me... and some did start to laugh because of my laughter too ... xD
the priest said "why is this that funny" and it sounded like "fat funny" and lol i couldnt stop laughing xD



Oh forgot ingame name...
Dracul Va Domini

Might as well try it, not sure how funny this is to you guys <.<

So, my spring break starts tomorrow, yay... wait, isn't tomorrow Tuesday?

See, what happened was this great ol' North Carolina weather. We got a random arse snowstorm in the middle of the school year, and our stupid county panics over half an inch of snow and shuts down the entire school system, and makes the 'make-up day' on our break <.< So, naturally, no one's at school. Except for me and my one friend, as we had to turn some work in at last minute (it happens to also be the last day of the quarter, and we're complete slackers...)

So, basically, I go through the day just hanging out around school (didn't stay in first block long, we had 4 people total in there ). Finally, we get to our last class... and the two of us are the only ones in there! But, for some odd reason, our teacher has an assignment for us! Great...

...He wants us to help him make test questions for our next test, on Communist China during the early Cold War era. We, the two nerd slackers in his class.

So, of course, we stick around for the easy A, all we have to do is create a few questions that we'll know the answer to, look at the other ones, make a mental note to study them. Well, we're almost done when the teacher leaves. It's at that point that I notice I left my keys on the entire other side of the school. Knowing my friend wanted to get out as quickly as I did, we started rushing to hit the final few questions. We get to the last one, and we're stumped. We flip a coin to see who makes it, and Lincoln chose me as the sucker. The resulting conversation went something like this:

Me: Great, I have no clue what to put on this stupid test

Friend: Think about the Cold War, then think about China. There's plenty of stuff to put down.

Me: ...Uhhh?

Friend: How about something about the Red Guard?

Me: *Totally thinking of something else* The.. wha?

Friend: You know, the Red Guard, those crazy Chinese kids that went around with Mao's handbook?

Me: Oh, okay... crap, I can't think of four other answers!

Friend: Make them up off the top of your head...

Me: ...Okay...

I swear, the question looked exactly like this:

25. Who were the Red Guards?
A) Chinese students who advocated for Mao's philosophies
B) A Russian military unit
C) Mao's personal color guard team
D) A US military ninja unit
E) A race in the game Morrowind.

...I laughted to myself. My friend just looked at me... then smirked and hit 'print'. My stupid question is about to be on a test that about 100 people in my school have to take.

And there are two right answers... xD

haha, today was a really fun day for me. After school during remedial lessons, well, me and my friends started folding paper aeroplanes(ah, the best childhood toy ever) since no teacher were in the class. We were playing behind the classroom until one of my friend suggested to throw a plane down the block since we our classrooms were at the 4th floor. After we threw the plane, it was flying down until it hit a fat boy's head. yes, we checked the downstairs before throwing, but he happened to suddenly walk in the open space downstairs. afterthat he looked up and most of us hid, but i got NO idea how he spotted us. Well he suddenly shouted something which we can't hear as we were laughing like hell. after awhile we looked down again and suddenly my friend shouted "run!"(while he was laughing). we were all thinking "what?" until we looked to our right, he was running up the stairs! hahah, he den began to chase us to the lift @ the centre of the school until he slipped and fall. well he chased for about.. 5 minutes? prolly around there. After he got up he decided to stop chasing us. yeah, thats all. it was really hilarious during that period of time. i got no idea whether he will complain to the teacher tomorrow, haha, but that's it

Story #1
So some people might know me as the person who used to Recruit for Unknown Phenomenon [vK]. Now we just happened to be a popular guild due to the success of the Core GvG'rs that had earned a Bronze and Silver cape trim. So one day I'm recruiting in Kamadan found a few people, "Interviewed" them and all was well.

So a few minutes later the one of the individuals I had just recruited starts spamming our Guild Chat so I do what any Officer would do an Warn him, he proceeds to spam our channel even more so I kicked him. Now normally that's where it ends, but said individual spent approximately an hour spamming me with multiple accounts mostly insulting the size of my Manhood eventually I signed off so he'd leave me alone.

The next day I log in, I have 20 ignored people (All of which are this person) the minute I get on I start getting Private Messages from like 40 different people, turns out said person was paying people to spam me I kinda laughed at the stupidity of this person so I started offering people double what he paid them to spam him back. So I figured after I had just paid roughly 110k in gold to other people to re-spam a person who had just paid people to spam me the issue was dealt with he would finally stop but no he went a step further he went onto my Wiki Profile and spammed it for a few hours, deleted it, redirected the page to derogatory words and eventually was Banned. Due to me reverting the changes on the Wiki I was banned also because of the spam on the logs it had caused. Shortly after I explained the issue to Salome she proceeded to unban me, a day passed I was still banned after being "Unbanned" so I sent Salome another message and she tried to unban me again, a few million attempts later I was still banned and we had no idea what was going on.

Turns out because I had connected with Multiple IP's to the wiki (I had edited Articles on my iPod Touched, Netbook, PC, etc) that when she banned me she banned a large amount of IP Addresses. It took her a few minutes to unban all of my IP Addresses.

So lets sum it up,

1) I recruit someone
2) They spam guild chat
3) They spam me with all there accounts
4) I log off
5) Next day they pay people to spam me
6) I pay the people they payed to spam him instead
7) They stop spamming me finally
8) He attacks my GWW account
9) He gets banned
10) I get banned
11) I get unbanned
12) Unban doesn't work
13) Unban doesn't work again
14) Multiple IP unbans finally work
15) roughly 48 hours of BS caused by one person.
16) Epic Lols in the Screenshots when I showed a few of my friends.

Moral of the story, people in Guild Wars are relentless and will spam / harass people if kicked from a Bronze ~ Gold trim guild. I don't know if it's so much funny as it is annoying but I found it funny that this person went as far as he did because I kicked him from a Guild.

We had a Pitbull named Rico. One day his back legs became paralyzed and we had to take him to the vet. Because he could not walk, my mom and I had to carry him to the car. Being a really heavy dog, this was not an easy task. At the vet the two of us had to carry him into the waiting room. Luckily my mom put on his leash, just in case. Inside the waiting room was a very cute little female dog, which happened to be on heat. All of a sudden, typical male, Rico was as healthy as can be. Pulling my mom across the room, he made straight for the little dog. My mom’s screams mixed with the screams of the little dog’s owner brought the vet and his assistant running into the waiting room. The little dog ran into the vet’s office. The vet quickly tried to close the sliding door but Rico ran it flat. There the door was lying on the floor. By now there was utter chaos with my mom, the vet, the assistant and myself trying to make Rico stop! Luckily for us, Rico tied himself with his leash around a table’s leg which gave the vet time to inject him with a sedative. They all helped us to carry him back to the car. The vet gave us a few pills and told us Rico would be fine. When we got home Rico couldn’t walk again and we had to carry him back to his sleeping place. He did recover eventually but we never dared to go back to that vet.

Okay I was in my first year of University and it was one of the big student nights out (UK = drinking age is 18). A whole bunch of us landed up at one of the biggest clubs in town and were having fun drinking and dancing in there for about 3 hours when one of my mates gets it going with a really hot girl. When I say really hot, I mean probably the most attractive one in the club that night. A few minutes later I see the two of them exit.

Flash forward 30 minutes later, I get a phone call. It's him and he's asking me if I was still at the club and did it still look alive enough to come. Utterly shocked I ask him what happened and get this, he says, "I took her to Subway to get a bite to eat." I'm speechless. "We then took a cab back to campus (not too far away), she let me pay, said "Well, good night!", smiled and walked off."

This was a few months ago and even now if anyone brings up Subway he always gets more than a few grins from all of us.

Edit: Forgot in game name - Chromis Elda

This is during my summer transition program into an University. It was in the afternoon, after me and my classmates received our mid-terms and going back to our residence for lunch (we have classes after at 1p.m.). There is a river behind our University and during winter people can go in and play hockey/skate. Of course during summer its just a body of water. Anyways, When I was walking back home I noticed a female classmate was climbing down the ladder, and I was curious and walk to her and her friends since they were laughing while the female is climbing down this ladder into the river. When I look down I noticed a piece of paper on the water and figured it to be the mid-term paper that we just received from before. I didn't bother to ask why the mid-term paper was in the water because I was enjoying my time watching this female trying to reach for the mid-term paper when its just out of reach of her hand. I didn't stay to enjoy the rest as I have a lecture soon right after, but it was a funny moment in my life where something just happens

IGN: Hime Mai Tokiha

One day my wife and I wanted to have a serious conversation with our son, who was 6 years old at the time, about being touched inappropriately by someone.

We explained to him what being touched inappropriately meant. We then asked him if anyone had touched him in his private areas or talked about it. And he told us no. Then we asked him if anyone had said anything about putting anything in his private areas. And surprisingly, he said yes. We were in shock. We then asked him to tell us what had happened. And in all seriousness he proceeded to say, "Well Papa said if I wasn't good, he was going to put his foot up my butt."

All my wife and I could do at this point was try our hardest to keep from busting out laughing.

Hope you enjoy this as much as we did... lol

IGN: I Rogue Syndicate I