You might be a guildy if...

You might be a guildy if...

1/ Youve ever tried to deek a grasp during the finale of the dragon festival. (*deek = fake them out).
2/ Youve ever went into a mission and won it, realizing only after completion that you had 0 skill points assigned to your character and had been relying totally on your heroes/henchies the whole time.
3/ You have ever swore at your heroes and henchies or called them names for aggro'ing a mob you DID NOT want to mess with.
4/ Youve attempted to go into battle without a build.
5/ Your party leader started a mission or PvP match before you were done preparing your build.
6/ You get some elitist on in your party that thinks he knows more about the game than you do and thus tries to take it over.
7/ You know that underneath a lot female characters there is a male trying to fool you.
8/ You have been hit on by 13 year old male perverts because you are playing an attractive female character.
9/ You are that 13 year old.
10/ You take your armor off for cut scenes.
11/ You know what ToPK, ToA, SoS, BiP, and IWAY all mean.
12/ You know what "sabway" is and how to modify non-necro professions to work with it.
13/ You know the difference between "noob" and "newbie".
14/ You read the GuildwarsGuru forums for fun and drama.
15/ You refer to Kamadan as "Spamadan".
16/ You create a female necromancer character just so you can do the "Thriller" dance.
17/ You tailor your character names to be synergetic with your guild tag. (ie. Ivana Kiss [ALOT])
18/ You vanquished nearly all of an explorable area only to realize you werent in Hard Mode.
19/ You make the same mistake again on the second run.
20/ You think Gwen/Jora/Livia/Eve (or any combination of them) is hot.
21/ You download texmod just so you can use the nude patch to see Livia and Jora nude.
22/ You spend more time playing with your GW than you do with your GF.
23/ You make a female mesmer character just so you can wear her sexy "nightie" armor.
24/ You know that Guild Wars is the only place in the world where alchemy truly exists. You can take something made of 100% iron and salvage 100% steel from it.
25/ You keep reminding yourself "its only a game" when some idiot insults you for making a mistake that they themselves have probably made a thousand times before.

and finally...
You are forever waiting and asking "When is GW2 coming out?"

let me know what you all think.. lol

guilty of a few of those.

zzzz... None of these made me laugh in the slightest.

... And do you base these off personal experience or what?

My guess? Most definitely.

some yes.. some no.. the nos would be otheres i have seen do..

it was meant to make people with a sense of humor laff.. not GIVE people a sense a humor.. :P

I lol'd
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Lol. It's all true

all expect 9,17 and 21 o:

jora and livia have nude patches? =o

Clearly written with male players in mind.

But there are no gurlz on teh internet, so.... *shrug*

yeah.. sorry Star... Im a guy and i tried to make it general but most of the boneheaded stuff is done by guys anyways... lol

1 & 2 - can't say I've ever done those.
3 - I will NEVER allow Zhed in my party (unless required) because of psycho aggroing.
4 - Did that once - I think it's only right that a legendary survivor be able to engage in hand-to-hand combat!
5 - I've been on both ends of that one!
6 - Been there! Watched dozens of 'em display their "epicness" (tee hee) in their ability to screw up a mission
8 - It's the 40 year old pervs that hit on my characters
9 - Rumor has it that I was 13 once, but I forget.
10 - Nekkid cutscense FTW!!!!
11 - You forgot SS, B/P, HB, 100b, and a few others .
12 & 13 - Guilty!
14 - Is there a better place - outside of GToB?
16 - Sorry, that's what candy-corn tonics (whatever they're called) are for.
17 - Can't do that with [NBK]
18 - hehe.
19 - D'oh!.
20 - Jora and Livia are hot! You got a problem with that? (Much better than thinking Norgu is hot)
22 - What's a "GF"?.
23 - How many times to I have to tell you - it's "Victoria's Secret" armor!
24 - Huh?
25 - "Serenity now! Serenity now!

(26) - I've taken a very relaxed attitude about GW2's release date.


P.S. Why did you put this in the Q & A section, and not in Riverside?

If a game can be "Texmodded", you can be sure that the first mod will always be a nude patch :/

Oi! Us 40+-year-old pervs are quite happy looking at the shapely rears of our own characters, thank you very much.

Ah, so you did make a valid point

3/ F***ing Zhed
6/ I am that elitist
8/ Shit's epic
20/ I am the chairman of the Jora Fanclub
22/ Broke up with her for Jora

Guilty of those.

Lol, so true.
Although I couldn't careless about GW 2....

1/ standard manouvre, 50% speedboost and there's not much they can do.
2/ check
3/ I still swear more at team mates for doing just that... Even Vekk aggroes less than the average whammo.
4/ and 5/ Only too often.
6/ Check
7/ Check
8/ Check
9/ and 10/ Too old for that
11/ Forgot Terra, 'fuse, Lichway and obsi.
12/ Prefer discord
13/ one to remember indeed... n00bs screw up on purpose, newbies just because they don't know. (n00bs don't want to know, and deserve a /kick when found)
14/ and15/ Check
16/ Nah, i got one, but for other reasons
17/ Chars are older than my guild
18/ The other way round... Making it to Gate of Pain, finding out i HnHed HM :P
19/ Once is enough, really.
20/ You think Gwen (or any combination of them) is hot. Guilty as charged
21/ nah
22/ and 23/ got none
24/ One of the few places where creeps carry money :P
25/ true... only sometimes that fails

You are forever waiting and asking "When is GW2 coming out?" It'll come out a month after Duke Nukem Forever hits the shelves... Heck, even Starcraft II might be faster. I'll believe it when i see it. Previews don't mean nothing.

Key words: "our own." I also enjoy the views (but not too much!) that my lady characters provide. But I have no desire to get into a conversation that begins with some stranger PMing me "Hey baby, you're hot!" (or worse)

And that was before the coffee kicked in!

Here's one more:

26. You run out to cap a skill and you either A) forgot to bring a Signet of Capture, B) forgot to change your secondary to match the skill, or C) - you trek all the way across the map to find and kill the desired boss only to discover that you've already capped that skill!

This topic is so exciting that I can't hold on to my chair tight enough.

3. I've stopped bringing MM lately because Olias doesn't control his minions. They always go the other way and get the monsters you were trying to bypass.
8. And in my own guild, mind you.
11-14. Yes
18 & 19. But it was the next day when I repeated it.
20-23. I'm a girl and no.
24. Yes
25. Yes

I posted that as advice in Q&A to someone who was going to begin working on their Skill Hunter title. You wouldn't believe the people who said it was ridiculous advice. They had obviously never worked on that title.

3) does before I've put the right armor (or put any armor on when I'm playing my sin) count?
8) I really play mostly male chars...staring at a girls is boring....
9) little older...but still im immature....
10) I really don't wear armor on my sin unless it's PvP or something actually hard...and my ele almost always has his clothes on...
18) nopes I always double check...I have however VQ'd an area forgetting to add henchies..so it was just me and my heros...
20)nope...
21) ...
22) no shit really?
23) ...now males sins I do make...just cause...I think theyre hot...
25) nope I remind myself that I'm right and theyre to stupid to wrap their head around the concept...

nice job to the topic starter. heres another one

27) you go on a fan site forum and complain about a farm build or skill because your worried about the value of your ecto, armbraces or its messing up the in game economy.

as if having all that stuff really matters outside the game or once GW2 is ever released, and well we know about the state of the economy, theres nothing that will fix it.

Cause I didnt know where to put it.. so figgered it will get moved by default if its a problem... and i was right.. lol

Good point.. you think Anet can go 12 years of dicking around like DNF did? lol

:-)

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Fair enough. That said, Livia is one hot piece of.... Ahem.