My Own Shot for Ultimate Lameness

It took me 7 months but recently I've finally started a tiny bit of PvPing. I was bored with my Ranger so the Ranger went to the deletion bin. Up came a character I had once deleted long ago, a run-of-the-mill boring Warrior/Monk. So at level 10 my W/Mo enters the Ascalon Arena (haha!) to fight for glory (or pity).

Two matches resulted in two wins, the second being flawless. The third match however was a tough one. With so many healers and resurrectors on both sides, we basically fought to a stalemate after 15 minutes. But finally the opposing team got the upper hand and down we went. With all 3 fellow members laying dead, I did what any brave warrior would do, I ran like a little girl!

I had heard stories of all of those great immortally lame warriors running around forever to wear down their opponents for a victory. After a couple of minutes of barely being scratched by the enemy, I figured I had a decent shot at running into the lameness history books. After all, I had to be lame at least once in my new PvP career!

Two of my party members left (probably out of disgust). I attempted to revive one of them once but I quickly found myself near death. The enemy was too strong. I kept running. But things started changing once two of my opponents finally left (once again probably out of disgust). The arena shifted from a place of battle to a place of chatting and emote spamming. At this point, the two enemy monks could not kill me and I certainly could not kill them. I would revive my necro ally and we would all laugh as he died in 2 seconds with his massive DP.

Finally after nearly an hour, the enemy slipped up. One of them decided to go 2v1 against us and quickly foudn himself dead. No problem, here comes the other monk to revive. NO WAY. I disrupted that every time and it was only a matter of time before that monk kicked the bucket. I had finally acheived my ultimate lameness win after 57 minutes and 33 seconds. I have never felt more lame than I do now!

On a side note, that same monk got revenge in the next game by killing me. Ah, the balance of life!

Lame lame lame, so very lame, but so awesome! Good job!

You... ran around for an hour !?!? If I was on the opposing team.. I would have just quit and started another arena fight.

And the award for biggest Lamer goes to...

Just don't make a career out if please.

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Thank god you were only griefing in Ascalon Arena. ^^