PvE: LF Semi-Casual HoM/High-End Content American Guild (UWSC, etc)

I'm gonna keep this short and sweet, since this probably isn't the first thread you've read tonight looking for players.

I'm a Veteran player for almost 5 years now. I have:
- Beaten every area in the entire game, on Hard Mode, at least once
- Acquired extensive knowledge of strategies and skills that are effective
- A character that has access to everywhere in the entire game
- Solo'd most areas of the game on Hard Mode (in the sense of 3 Hero/4 Hench)
- Been in the number 1 pvp guild in a younger Guildwars (We Look Pretty In [Pink]), Lain is my bff
- Been a primary member in Luxon Faction Farmers [Keys] when they owned Cavalon during the release of Factions
- Lead a team in many a trip into the Deep/Urgoz/etc

Not that these can be proven (consider these icing on the cake):
- Been one of the very first players to beat Slaver's Exile (yes, you can heal through Duncan's Defense) 5 hours after it was released.
- Been one of the first players to use Painway (Physicals+Barbs/MoP) even before Barbs was +16 (Not to discredit Racthoh or anyone else!)


I've been out of the game for about a year. I've missed a few updates, but I'm mostly caught up on skill changes. I need to learn about:
- The "Walling" trick (post enemy anti-kite surrounding update), whatever that is
- The new Speedclears for various dungeons/etc
- Rubber band casting
- All of these crazy new Acronyms

The bottom line is, I need people that I can help, and that can help me, complete some of the higher end content in the game for progression of my HoM. Also, playing alone gets boring. :P

I'm not going to (initially) sign up for your forums. I often waste my time, only to find out that the guild lacks the maturity level I am searching for. If I like your guild and youre active, I will be active on your forums. Sorry in advance, but I just can't bring myself to waste any more time.
Also, I enjoy casual play, however, I also expect players to give it 100%. Yea, it's all in fun, I agree, however, I do like to maximize the efficiency of my time spent playing as well. Please try your hardest. I will be!

I am 23 in December. I have completed college. I like to joke and have a good time. I like Vent better than TS. I have a Mic. I will teach when I know and I will listen when I don't. I will be a great addition to your guild, don't be afraid to PM me with questions should you have them.

Thanks for reading.