PvE: The [AKA], a progressive experience in Guild Wars gaming!

Are you looking for a medium-sized guild of mature, friendly and helpful adult gamers who are not bored with the game?

Are you looking for an easy entry/re-entry into the game if you are new or have been away for a while?

Has your present guild proven to be less friendly and helpful than they advertised or you expected?

Have you been allied with a group of back-biters and dictators?

You've seen the rest, now take a look at the BEST!

The members of The Azz Kicking Association [AKA] have all been in one or all of those situations in the past. We came together and have been here on an adventure of renewing our love of Guild Wars for almost 2 years now. After 2 months, we are once again recruiting a few good members. The [AKA] is looking for YOU.

We are recruiting a few friendly mature adult gamers of all experience levels

* who enjoy playing Guild Wars I and are anticipating Guild Wars II

* who can use the English Language without resorting to profanity

* who will join in on our weekly Friday Night Fun and European Saturday Night Fun forays into the game (or are willing to work towards that goal)

* who are not afraid to learn/teach new things (We can ALL learn something new)

* who may or may not have a "meta" skill-set or have 50 titles...we don't require them.

If any of this sounds like you, then please read further.

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Things we don't have:

* Drama
* Angst/Fussing
* Temper Tantrums
* Politics/Suck-Ups
* Guild or Alliance Elitists
* Bullies
* VOIP requirements

Things we do have:

* Membership in the YUM Alliance, one of the most active in Guild Wars
* A helpful Guild Community of Men, Women and a few Teens ranging in age from 13 to 67 waiting for you
* Full Guild Hall/Cape/Emblem
* A Very Lively Website/Forums that boasts daily activity
* Kurzick Alignment
* Guild Mates of All Levels Who are Helpful & Friendly
* A Democracy Where All Opinions Matter
* Guild/Alliance Elite Area Runs into DoA, FoW, UW, Tombs, etc...
* Vanquishing Areas, Z-Missions/Bounties, War in Kryta, Dungeons, Title Hunting, etc...
* Occasional PvP-Lite: ZE, AB, FA, JQ, etc...
* Help with whatever areas you need a hand with...just ask.
* An active and helpful Library on our Forums with constant build discussion
* Guild Leadership of all ages and experience levels
* A Sanctuary From Reality as We Play the Game We All Love, Guild Wars!
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We have only one rule: BE RESPECTFUL!

If you need an explanation of what that means, then you probably won't fit in here.

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We are not a dead or dying guild like a lot of guilds are, even though they claim otherwise. We are exactly what we say we are...A Casual Guild. We don't have organized activities every night...we reserve that for Friday and Saturday when we aren't working. Our guild has forays into UW, Urgoz, etc periodically. We are not a Speed Clear Guild and prefer to BYOB (Bring Your Own Build) or Balance-Way or Chaos-Way...or whatever the new buzz word for relaxed gaming happens to be this year.

If you want to be a part of something fantastic and are Not a Guild Hopper, unite with us. We want you just as you are.

You can do this by

* putting me or my officers in your friends' list and pm any of us in-game for further information or answers to any questions that you have.

* registering (required) at our Website/Forums and post an introductory paragraph in the Recruitment Thread.

* Be sure to read our Code of Conduct while you're there!

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Enolena Sedai (They call me E!) ~ Guild Leader

Mazzle Frass (Mazzle) ~ Officer (US)
Ruby Kis (Weedox) ~ Officer (US)
Very Strange Name (ShadowG) ~ Officer (Eu)
Rick Spooner (Rick) ~ Officer (Can)
Solange Chailya (Solange) ~ Officer (Eu)
Nurse Wiith Wound (Scraggly Puff) ~ Officer (US)
Falaria Borg (Falaria) ~ Officer (Can)
Lilanya Bloodrain (Lilanya) ~ Officer (US)
Mjolnir The Mightee (Mjolnir) ~ Officer (Eu)