April Fools 2011

Apok

Apok

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2010

Tiger's Fury: You are infected with tiger blood, and take the form of that guy that got replaced by John Stamos on that show about sleeping with different women each night.

FengShuiDove

FengShuiDove

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2007

Trinity of the Ascended [ToA]

A/

The fake skill updates are the best part. I think Stumme could come up with some really fantastic stuff too.

Elnino

Elnino

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2008

In a house

Proof Of A Nets Laziness[HB]

A/W

I'm expecting another fake skill update

Quote:
Originally Posted by Neky View Post
Its off topic, but what about this Wasabi fellow?
If I remember correctly, Wasabi is a player who managed to avoid permanent bans quite a few times, even after being involved with the whole duping scandal and getting pathetically rich out of it.

X Dr Pepper X

X Dr Pepper X

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2008

The Mirror of Reason [SNOW]

R/

Maybe the 1st 5 years of GW1 were a joke and they'll actually fix the game on April 1st.

melissa b

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2007

Reduce the mercenary hero price to free in the shop but when trying to add it, the transaction fails.

Morphy

Morphy

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2009

The Netherlands

Not going to keep up with that anymore

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by hitsuji182 View Post
Change soundtrack to Rebecca Black 'Friday' song.
So much this.

ensoriki

ensoriki

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Canada bro.

A/D

Mad King Thorn spawns randomly in every map, and if you get within his aggro bubble you auto die. Clearly.

Nah Maybe they'll remove all the Sunspear/lightbringer/kurzick/asura/norn/vanguard/deldrimor/luxon priests so that y ou can't get any bounties which will troll the double sunspear/lightbringer weekend.

StormDragonZ

StormDragonZ

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2008

New York

W/R

While in town:
- Based on our primary class, we transform into an enemy, that isn't an already available tonic possibility, with their actual skill bars. They are:

Warrior becomes Irontooth Drake
Ranger becomes Destroyer of Deeds
Mesmer becomes Mist Vaettir
Monk becomes Mantis Mender
Elementalist becomes Afflicted Elementalist
Necromancer becomes Shadow of Fear
Ritualist becomes Warden of the Spring
Assassin becomes Fury Titan
Dervish becomes Awakened Dune Carver
Paragon becomes Dune Beetle Lance

While in a mission or explorable:
- All explorable areas will require 1 enemy to kill, but wont affect the Vanquisher title if you find and kill that one foe. The enemy is a Lv48 E/A Pet Rock, with the same HP as Shiro in Hard Mode, that doesn't move and uses Shadow Form at 20 Shadow Arts and Armor of Earth at 19 Earth Magic.

Embark Beach & Temple of Balthazar:
- A NPC named Billy Richardson can take you to a new place called The Underworld of Exiled and Anguished Woe. However, he's a liar and will send you back to Pre-Searing to relive the moment Gwen burned down Ascalon AKA the GWBeta Finale. Once you're killed by Gwen, you can return back to the Beach or Temple.

BadgerznPie

BadgerznPie

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2008

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by hitsuji182 View Post
Change soundtrack to Rebecca Black 'Friday' song.
This is the best idea. If they did this, that would be so amazing. Well, amazing in the sense that the song is hilarious because it's so terrible. This fits as well because April 1st is a Friday

Lasai

Lasai

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2009

R/

all of your heroes are replaced by Togo, Rurik and Kormir and they are just as helpful as the originals.

Perkunas

Perkunas

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006

In my own little world, looking at yours

Only Us[NotU]

E/

You are running across town to the merchant. You fall down dead and spill your inventory everywhere. The only way to get it back is to exit game and reload. Meanwhile, everyone is grabbing your stuff, but it disappears as it is picked up.

S00per Dave

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2008

Minnesota

Heroes of Titans Realm

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by HigherMinion View Post
Better yet, Charlie Sheen, please.
Winner! :P

12 chars

Bled4dayz

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2007

Wisconsin

P/W

play Never gonna give u up never gonna let u down at the login screen+in game play..lol

Rocky Raccoon

Rocky Raccoon

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Massachusetts, USA

Guardians of the Cosmos

R/Mo

I think that they should make all players level 1 to start the day, we would all be newbs for a day.

AngelWJedi

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by StormDragonZ View Post
While in town:
- Based on our primary class, we transform into an enemy, that isn't an already available tonic possibility, with their actual skill bars. They are:

Warrior becomes Irontooth Drake
Ranger becomes Destroyer of Deeds
Mesmer becomes Mist Vaettir
Monk becomes Mantis Mender
Elementalist becomes Afflicted Elementalist
Necromancer becomes Shadow of Fear
Ritualist becomes Warden of the Spring
Assassin becomes Fury Titan
Dervish becomes Awakened Dune Carver
Paragon becomes Dune Beetle Lance

While in a mission or explorable:
- All explorable areas will require 1 enemy to kill, but wont affect the Vanquisher title if you find and kill that one foe. The enemy is a Lv48 E/A Pet Rock, with the same HP as Shiro in Hard Mode, that doesn't move and uses Shadow Form at 20 Shadow Arts and Armor of Earth at 19 Earth Magic.

Embark Beach & Temple of Balthazar:
- A NPC named Billy Richardson can take you to a new place called The Underworld of Exiled and Anguished Woe. However, he's a liar and will send you back to Pre-Searing to relive the moment Gwen burned down Ascalon AKA the GWBeta Finale. Once you're killed by Gwen, you can return back to the Beach or Temple.
now this is cool! <3 to bad they do something like the sex changed thing. im sad i missed it.

Rites

Rites

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2010

Deep in the belly of Texas

R/

playerbars are stuck with beginning 5 skills of their primary class for the day

HigherMinion

HigherMinion

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2008

East Anglia, UK

Order of [Thay]

N/

No matter what skills are on your skill bar, the descriptions read as Ursan. ASSUME AVATAR OF BEAR.

HellScreamS

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2009

wouldn't you like to know?

^yea KFC just subscribed to me for 1 year^

P/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Elnino View Post
I'm expecting another fake skill update



If I remember correctly, Wasabi is a player who managed to avoid permanent bans quite a few times, even after being involved with the whole duping scandal and getting pathetically rich out of it.


He's in ZoS. He got banned for a few hours, but since he's friends with Gaile Gray and everything, he got unbanned hours after. Leading to our point that the way Anet banned people was done by merely relying on their systems, not relying on actually watching people and stuff.

miriforst

miriforst

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2009

Avalons Wraiths

R/Rt

Quote:
Originally Posted by hitsuji182 View Post
Change soundtrack to Rebecca Black 'Friday' song.
OH NOOOOOOooooooo!

That would be terrible!

but it would be fun to form pugs with "partyin, partyin whoo!" in the background or get whiped to "fun, fun, fun".

Icecream

Icecream

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2010

Ice Tooth Cave

Zealots Of Shiverpeak

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by HellScreamS View Post
He's in ZoS. He got banned for a few hours, but since he's friends with Gaile Gray and everything, he got unbanned hours after. Leading to our point that the way Anet banned people was done by merely relying on their systems, not relying on actually watching people and stuff.
Hillarious when people don't know what they're talking about

HellScreamS

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2009

wouldn't you like to know?

^yea KFC just subscribed to me for 1 year^

P/

hilarious when you didn't even bother changing your guild tag from guru so at least it's not obvious you're backing up your guild member. Oh well, expecting my posts to be deleted so you ZoS guys just won!


1 more thing. Don't try to prove me wrong, I bet there's at least half the gw population who knows about wasabi's duped armbraces which miraculously ended up on his accounts after his friends who were duping got banned.

wilebill

wilebill

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

Mt Vernon, Ohio

Band of the Hawk

W/Mo

Change the login screen to a parody of WoW, World of QuestCraft! Your characters look the same except they have big WoW feet!

Don Zardeone

Don Zardeone

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

Everyone gets the beaver cape o.o

Everyone becomes a Moa burd

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

Everyone becomes a Moa and the music becomes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow in the main outposts (LA, kamadan, EB, KC)


edit:
DON'T YOU KNOW, ABOUT DA BURD, WEL EVERYBODY KNOWS, DA BURD IS DA WURD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
caps were necessary

Killed u man

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Icecream View Post
Hillarious when people don't know what they're talking about
Even more hilarious when people who also don't have clue what they're talking about tell other people they haven't got a clue what they're talking about.

Anyone playing beta, or right after, knows the individuals involved in the massive ecto dupes (and armbraces) in '05 and '06. It's also no secret that some of the richest people in GW slipped through the nets, and are close friends which what we can concider "officials" such as some of the ZoS officers.

Metatail

Metatail

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Don Zardeone View Post
Everyone gets the beaver cape o.o

Everyone becomes a Moa burd

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

Everyone becomes a Moa and the music becomes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow in the main outposts (LA, kamadan, EB, KC)


edit:
DON'T YOU KNOW, ABOUT DA BURD, WEL EVERYBODY KNOWS, DA BURD IS DA WURD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
caps were necessary
No! Make the music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS_MOex3yR0 !

TheGizzy

TheGizzy

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2010

A giant mitten

TeAe

E/R

Quote:
Originally Posted by Metatail View Post
No no no... it has to be THIS!!!

Verene

Verene

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jan 2009

[SOTA]

D/

Gizzy, I think I may have to kill you for that.

Darcy

Darcy

Never Too Old

Join Date: Jul 2006

Rhode Island where there are no GW contests

Order of First

W/R

Quote:
Originally Posted by ChrisCo View Post
Guild wars 2 release date =p

I hope they do the fake skill update again, those were really funny
Those were truly great. People were still believing them months later.

Hobbs

Hobbs

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

Organised Spam [OS]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Icecream View Post
Hillarious when people don't know what they're talking about
>>Guild: Zealots Of Shiverpeak

DISREGARD THAT.

Zebideedee

Zebideedee

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2007

55?? 57' 0" N / 3?? 12' 0" W

N/Me

Reset HoM back to zero for the day just to see all the tantrums

Or everyone becomes their equipped elite skill icon in towns/outposts (floating icons)

HigherMinion

HigherMinion

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2008

East Anglia, UK

Order of [Thay]

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by wilebill View Post
Change the login screen to a parody of WoW, World of QuestCraft! Your characters look the same except they have big WoW feet!
"built a z-axis for one day. enjoy jumping."

kermeli

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2011

every1 turns into justin bieber, that would scare the sht out of me

Kunder

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by kermeli View Post
every1 turns into justin bieber, that would scare the sht out of me
April fools is supposed to be funny. We don't want to start riots at Anet HQ.

X3R0

X3R0

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2007

W/

Wonder if they will implement all of the previous april fools. Gender change your character, make mini's big again and your char small, mess with the skills

Voodoo Rage

Voodoo Rage

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sacramento, CA

Geezers

R/

Pretty tough to top last year's mini-toon/giant pet day; that was just awesome. It was also cool to see all the rare mini owners out in full force in Kamadan.

Enchanted Krystal

Enchanted Krystal

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2011

In a Kurzick retirement village, reminiscing about Magmas shields......

GW1 ???oo ???ugs ???lan [?????????] ~ GW2 Teh Academy [PhD]

D/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zebideedee View Post
Reset HoM back to zero for the day just to see all the tantrums....
I like this one, it has potential...but support would be over overwhelmed by crybabies

Voodoo Rage

Voodoo Rage

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sacramento, CA

Geezers

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Enchanted Krystal View Post
I like this one, it has potential...but support would be over overwhelmed by crybabies
Or just announce that 40 is the new max for the HoM in the interest of parity.

Atro

Atro

Miss the good ol' days

Join Date: Sep 2009

Where don't I live?

A/

They are gonna have a GW Doomsday timer counting down to the GW Server shutdown and then give everyone a stack of random stuff, HAHA

awry

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2008

I bet everyone turns into a "my little pony". DIBS ON RAINBOW DASH

Mireles

Mireles

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2009

W/Me

Take heroes away for a day....id like to see that kinda panic....