Commando is real

DoopDoop

DoopDoop

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2011

April's Fools has long since been a tradition even before my existence as the Internet's last Warrior. How are we to know whether something is real or not? Everything seems uncertain in the air as if suddenly a foul rancid darkness will descend upon us.

OOC: So does anyone think the Commando character's mechanics are an actual class, they just reskinned or gave it a graphical update it so it would be obvious it was a joke? For an April Fools they really did spend a lot of effort, it was great!

Grover

Grover

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2011

bremerton, WA

A/

One quest and a skinned character is not a lot of effort at all. In fact its no effort to them.

Spiritz

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2007

DMFC

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Originally Posted by Grover View Post
One quest and a skinned character is not a lot of effort at all. In fact its no effort to them.
Actually they did more than that - ingame yes a quest , chopper and npc but they also added him to gw2 wiki , made a few videos as well just to give a bit of credability.Videos themselves probably took a few days to make but at least its an effort and does show via the vids anets got a sense of humour.

ruk1a

ruk1a

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2008

UR MOM LOL

ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES

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i don't quite get you point, but : No.

,listen to this song tho: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v_4O44sfjM

btw no it is purely for april fools commando will not be in gw2 if that's what you meant lol?

Icecream

Icecream

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2010

Ice Tooth Cave

Zealots Of Shiverpeak

Mo/

since it's announced it was a joke there's really no need to open this thread.

gremlin

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2006

GWAR

Me/Mo

It did cross my mind that something of the commando might survive.
We are due one more adventuring class and one caster class.
And perhaps more playable races.

But no I never seriously considered the commando was in any way real.
Though some class that makes alchemical potions that can be thrown and is a specialist in guns could well be within the realms of possibility.
Almost certainly an Asura class.

Its been bugging me working out just what these two classes might be.
I am hoping something Mesmer like might make it into gw2 but what they will put to go with the already announced Ranger and Thief I haven't a clue.

Guess we will have to wait.

Brian the Gladiator

Brian the Gladiator

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

Michigan, USA

Us Are Not [leet]

E/

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Originally Posted by Grover View Post
One quest and a skinned character is not a lot of effort at all. In fact its no effort to them.
Then explain the entire Eye of the North expansion? I guess that was no effort at all to them too... by applying the same logic.

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Originally Posted by gremlin View Post
Its been bugging me working out just what these two classes might be.
I am hoping something Mesmer like might make it into gw2 but what they will put to go with the already announced Ranger and Thief I haven't a clue.

Guess we will have to wait.
It's been bugging me how, even if the next prophesion is called a mesmer, it can't possibly be anything like the current GW1 mesmer. Here's what we know. There are no interrupts, hexes, or enchantment removals in GW2. What is left that mesmers can do that doesn't fit these three catagories? Not a whole lot. Energy denial? I guess that is what the mesmer is in GW2... maybe?

Iuris

Iuris

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

Crazy ducks from the Forest

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The Commando is a joke, that's for certain.

The gameplay mechanics, however, remind me of the GW2 paradigm. Just like the skills used by Keiran Thackeray in his solo missions.

Skills 1-2: defined by weapon 1 (baton), Skills 3-5: defined by weapon 2 (grenade), Skills 6-7 utility, 8 Self heal.

Additionally, we can see, just like with Keiran's skills, that energy is once again a long term resource, with skill recharge being the primary limit. Spike at the right time to combine effects and achieve something, don't use a skill early or you won't be able to make skill 2 work right, hardly ever look at the energy display.

I wonder if we'll see the same in the Canthan content.

Silmar Alech

Silmar Alech

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2009

Europe

Tom Son [TS]

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Keep in mind that the announcement that the commando class is a joke may be a joke as well.

Edit: and don't believe everything you read.

Fate Crusher

Fate Crusher

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2006

Pie-land

Warlords Of The Underworld [WoTU]

Mo/

Proof that the Commando was a prank: http://www.arena.net/blog/goin-comma...th-horia-dociu

The website is under scheduled maintenance but I read the blog last night. It was a side project a bunch of them spent their free time on. It never took up actual working time.
The skill videos were also motion capture so there were no implementations of Commandos in the GW2 coding.

EDIT: Just to mention to the OP, nobody has signatures on this forum for a reason, unless you've paid contributions towards the website or you're a moderator.

shambolica

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2007

This post might be an April Fool's Aftershock. First we're down, then we're out.

Expherious

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2007

Wolfenstein Fuel Dump

Melandru's Elite Hunters [Hunt]

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Anet is pretty famous for theyre WTF?! April fools jokes. There is no doubt in my mind that the commando is a joke. Wishful thinking hopes otherswise though

Tom Swift

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2007

No, the commando class is not real.

But I'm wondering if maybe "riot shield" would have been a good way to handle shadow form - invulnerable to melee and spells (make it maintainable at high shadow arts) only as long as you don't move.

Probably dumb idea - but it might have been interesting to have to get all the mobs and yourself where you want them to be before being able to become an invulnerable tank (and of course you would still be vulnerable to traps, aoe and things like touch skills)

I really enjoyed having to time it right to get up next to the golem, hit him as hard as I could and then get out before rs failed.

Aeon221

Aeon221

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2006

[TEW]

N/

Man just look at those videos. I demand they scrap the game and restart with a modern military invading Tyria, burninating everything in its path!

BURNINATING THE COUNTRY SIDE.

majoho

majoho

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Denmark

Quote:
Originally Posted by DoopDoop View Post
OOC: So does anyone think the Commando character's mechanics are an actual class, they just reskinned or gave it a graphical update it so it would be obvious it was a joke?
No not at all, the skills are like most of the other solo mission ones.

shadeblade47

shadeblade47

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2009

NH, USA

Eternally Hollow [EmpT]

W/P

It's already off the gw2 main page with thief back in its place, so I'd say yes it was certainly a joke. If anything, the reason they put so much effort into it was to once again make a title easier before gw2 (vanguard), following the trend set by the survivor and drunkard updates. This also served as some publicity, getting people thinking more about gw2 and talking about it since Bane saying "time travel isn't invented for another 250 years", putting this into the period of gw2. We're talking about it now, aren't we? Mission accomplished.

jcegt87

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2008

P/E

quote from arena net webpage

"As the dust settles from our explosive April Fools’ Day prank, Cinematics Lead Horia Dociu, the mastermind behind the totally-not-real commando profession'

Reformed

Reformed

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2009

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Originally Posted by Brian the Gladiator View Post
There are no interrupts, hexes, or enchantment removals in GW2.
How sure are you about this?

Verene

Verene

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jan 2009

[SOTA]

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Originally Posted by Aeon221 View Post
Man just look at those videos. I demand they scrap the game and restart with a modern military invading Tyria, burninating everything in its path!

BURNINATING THE COUNTRY SIDE.
Burninating all the peasants!

That would be kind of hilarious.

But seriously, how are people still thinking the Commando is real?

Kityn

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2005

Michigan

Heroes of the Horn [HoH]

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It's kinda like saying that the Junundu Wurm or the Siege Devourer are real professions. Commando is not a profession in any way shape or form.

aga

aga

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2009

England

A/

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Originally Posted by Brian the Gladiator View Post
Then explain the entire Eye of the North expansion? I guess that was no effort at all to them too... by applying the same logic.
It's nothing like the same. EotN had many quests, lots of dialog and all new terrain.

chuckles79

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2009

FILA

P/

A "gunslinger" character with some similar characteristics [I]could[I] be a possibility for the last adventurer profession, but I highly doubt it. There would be unnecessary overlap with the ranger.

All in all I think it was an awesome AFD plan. It was well thought out and well executed.

DoopDoop

DoopDoop

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2011

Gentlemen I have battled alongside the finest Ascalon survivors and tasted the Charr's foul unnatural blood with my righteous QUIVERING VEINY BLADE OF STEEL! I have engaged in more skirmishes than Devona could count in guerilla warfare. Believe me when I say that nothing is wasted, everything serves its use that is limited to the feebleness of mind.

OOC: Interesting replies! To clarify it's obvious Commando is a joke. But I was wondering if there the mechanics of the joke was somehow implemented as a new class or skill subset of an existing class, and only the Commando skin was joke content made for April's Fools.

MithranArkanere

MithranArkanere

Underworld Spelunker

Join Date: Nov 2006

wikipedia.org/wiki/Vigo

Heraldos de la Llama Oscura [HLO]

E/

You can 'skin' every skill and profession into something else.
Many games have mods that do such things.


If you change the grenades into some kind of explosive potion, the commando rifle into a normal GW2 rifle, the nightvision googles into some kind of magic googles...

You can skin anything from any theme into other theme.

But I don't think this is the case.

Aba

Aba

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

Vancouver,Canada

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BenjZee

BenjZee

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2006

The Overacheivers [Club]

Mo/

Youll be surprised even the simplist of quests and features take alot of time to impliment...
but then again it was just a normal terrain and a few text bubbles in terms of actual gameplay. Alot of the game would be made on a homemade quest making system which probably has many models etc that are just testing (either not implimented or just practise models from the devs).

gremlin

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2006

GWAR

Me/Mo

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Originally Posted by Verene View Post
Burninating all the peasants!

That would be kind of hilarious.

But seriously, how are people still thinking the Commando is real?
Many years ago the BBC had a program highlighting the Swiss Spaghetti harvest, shots of people gathering cooked spaghetti off trees.
People believed them.

Another time the Guardian newspaper published an article on the floating Island of San Serrife with all the names made from fonts.

Some people will believe anything

Lortext

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2005

W/

A real Ascalonian Hero
Commando Joe is there.

It's Commando Joe against Primordial Dragons
Fighting to save the day.
He never gives up.
He's always there,
Fighting for freedom over land and air

EchoDelta

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2011

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by DoopDoop View Post
April's Fools has long since been a tradition even before my existence as the Internet's last Warrior. How are we to know whether something is real or not? Everything seems uncertain in the air as if suddenly a foul rancid darkness will descend upon us.

OOC: So does anyone think the Commando character's mechanics are an actual class, they just reskinned or gave it a graphical update it so it would be obvious it was a joke? For an April Fools they really did spend a lot of effort, it was great!
So is Santa ... oh wait, no he's not ...

DoopDoop

DoopDoop

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2011

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Originally Posted by EchoDelta View Post
So is Santa ... oh wait, no he's not ...
Lol idiot, Santa is scientifically proven to have existed during 253 BC

Aba

Aba

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

Vancouver,Canada

Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by EchoDelta
So is Santa ... oh wait, no he's not ...
Lol idiot, Santa is scientifically proven to have existed during 253 BC
Someones touchy cause Anet owned em on a April fools Joke.
Just to make sure your not still reading to much into this LEET new class for GW2...
http://www.guildwars2.com/en/
Quote:
Goin’ Commando with Horia Dociu
As the dust settles from our explosive April Fools’ Day prank, Cinematics Lead Horia Dociu, the mastermind behind the totally-not-real commando profession, reveals the inspiration and planning for this elaborate ruse: Military shooters...Read more
Perhaps close your eyes and click your heels and maybe Commando class will become real...

DoopDoop

DoopDoop

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aba View Post
Someones touchy cause Anet owned em on a April fools Joke.
Just to make sure your not still reading to much into this LEET new class for GW2...
http://www.guildwars2.com/en/
Perhaps close your eyes and click your heels and maybe Commando class will become real...
Are you one of those people who post before reading anything?