PvX Returning player lfg

I'm a returning player that is making a comeback. I have fairly good knowledge of the guild wars world but I would like to considered a noob. I would like a guild that can teach me everything from scratch, including pvp, dungeons, UW, DoA, farming..... etc... HoM is not a priority but I might work towards it a little. I'm really interested in gvg, but would need someone to "train" me haha. I'm a fast learner. Anyway, back to the guild.... I'm willing to join an active guild, alliance loyalties don't matter, that does all of the things listed above including teaching said events. I'm patient and a very nice player. I don't rage or act like a douschebag lol I will probably be online 4-7 hours a day depending on my homework load