PvE: Fun, disoriented, drunken bastard-child looking for fun guild

One that preferably doesn't care whether or not I make shortsighted allusions to things like, for instance; 2006, Morrigan, Sten, Brotherman Bill, and the potential Master Togo fact. Actually, make that a requirement. Seriously if you can't handle a laugh every day or random pictures like:

then I suggest not replying to my request. You may contact me privately, but I would prefer not contacting me via in-game, because if I am in the middle of something or busy I will not reply.

I'm not very good at the game, I like to abuse gimmicks, and I don't really care if you don't think that's cool. As far as I'm concerned I would rather look back and say, "I had fun playing Guild Wars." Even if that means I overused Discord, Sabway, and Mesway. If you have a better team setup, feel free to share with me, otherwise don't criticize. Damn, that rhymed well. I won't hate on your dougie, so don't hate on mine.

Thank you for your patience, and cheerful laughs for all!