So, I haven't played in 9+ months, and as punishment the guild wars gods used their smiting powers on me by sending a hacker to take 5 years of being a pack rat away from me. I was always way too careful about preventing that sort of thing, so I am dumbfounded as to how it happened, but after coming to terms with it the past week I've decided to move past it. Nothing I can do about it now. At least they didn't delete my characters (but did sear my perma pre

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And now, in the guild wars gods' infinite wisdom, I've been granted an EL Margo tonic. A far cry from the value of everything I lost, but it certainly will be a big help in rebuilding.
I don't care to haggle in game or wait for bids, so I'm just gonna offer it outright at 200e. Seems to be on the low side of the range I've seen for it, maybe it'll go quick.
EDIT: sold to Killer Botz, thanks!