PvX LF Literate Guild/Alliance

I've seen too many "u"s for "you's" and trollerific religious debates than I can handle (I don't have a problem with debates in themselves, but when someone claims "Putting on Makeup = Hell", the discussion is over) and would like to join a guild, ideally with a fully literate alliance of people who can actually type.

Regrettably, my "Friends server" is on the fritz and it frequently disconnects me, so I'm afraid we will have to discuss membership over private matches.
You can also add one of my listed alts below my name and catch me in between "reconnects" during play. I'm usually on past 4pm EST and on for most of the day and night afterward, despite what my involuntary "offline" status might say.