The Funniest Incoming Wrong Person PM?
Zebideedee
We have 'Stupidest' how about tho's wrong person PM's that I'm sure we've all had, whats the funniest out of the blue one you've had?
Chthon
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Originally Posted by Zebideedee
We have 'Stupidest' how about tho's wrong person PM's that I'm sure we've all had, whats the funniest out of the blue one you've had?
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Kamara
I got a PM from someone once that just said "yo". Didn't know who they were, they weren't in the same district as me, so I just ignored it.
A few moments later they bitch me out for not answering. "You could have at least said hello. I was in your guild once. I know who you are, you live in New York" (I live in England, not New York, never been there). Again, I just ignore 'em and go about my business.
A few days later, they PM me again "Hi. Are you going to talk to me today?" that sort of thing. So I bite the bullet and message back, telling this person I have no idea who they are. I ask if he has me confused with someone else, he says "possible, but no, I don't think so". Continues telling me things about my life and the guild we were in together, none of which were correct. He eventually gets the point that we have never ever met, and if we did it was a 30 second ships-pass-in-the-night sort of thing. He apologises for ranting at me, and then he goes.
One year and three months later, he returns "Hi, you're on my friends list, and I don't remember who you are".
...... *Facepalm*
So I tell him about how he messaged me 15 months ago, thinking I was someone else, and proceeded to cuss me out for ignoring him. Poor guy was all "Oops. I'm sorry D: I'll take you off my list now as it sounds like mistaken identity and you probably think I'm crazy. I'm sorry, have a good day!"
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The PM itself wasn't the funniest thing, the fact that it took over 15 months to play out is what was making me go LOLWHUT.
A few moments later they bitch me out for not answering. "You could have at least said hello. I was in your guild once. I know who you are, you live in New York" (I live in England, not New York, never been there). Again, I just ignore 'em and go about my business.
A few days later, they PM me again "Hi. Are you going to talk to me today?" that sort of thing. So I bite the bullet and message back, telling this person I have no idea who they are. I ask if he has me confused with someone else, he says "possible, but no, I don't think so". Continues telling me things about my life and the guild we were in together, none of which were correct. He eventually gets the point that we have never ever met, and if we did it was a 30 second ships-pass-in-the-night sort of thing. He apologises for ranting at me, and then he goes.
One year and three months later, he returns "Hi, you're on my friends list, and I don't remember who you are".
...... *Facepalm*
So I tell him about how he messaged me 15 months ago, thinking I was someone else, and proceeded to cuss me out for ignoring him. Poor guy was all "Oops. I'm sorry D: I'll take you off my list now as it sounds like mistaken identity and you probably think I'm crazy. I'm sorry, have a good day!"
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The PM itself wasn't the funniest thing, the fact that it took over 15 months to play out is what was making me go LOLWHUT.
cosyfiep
the funniest thing I had was when I was afk in gtob on my mesmer....I was away for a bit (doing housework or some such thing), I get back and notice there was a whisper from someone saying just how ugly my mesmer's face is....very strange, in the funny sort of way since I was never really happy with the mesmer face choices from any of the chapters....so I was like 'yeah, they are ALL pretty dang ugly'...lol
T-Strudel
Talking to people in piken I was PM'd "Can you pick up tampons for your mom
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_Aphotic_
Let's just say that later, I pried into both the contexts of the original conversations. You definitely don't want to know that part.
Spiritz
Its hard to think what ive had - pm before from someone who obviously chose players at random - i was level 3 out of pre and they pm me asking me to run to droks and to nightfall.Then being called a noob for having a chr who wasnt able to run anywhere -
surprisingly i never answered.
Most of mine are mainly idiots who dont lvl check players - level 11 sin outside snowmen dungeon and i get players pming me to join slavers team - lol.
Few players who pm because they see me in outpost but not on their friends list - damn i get boring pm`s lol
surprisingly i never answered.
Most of mine are mainly idiots who dont lvl check players - level 11 sin outside snowmen dungeon and i get players pming me to join slavers team - lol.
Few players who pm because they see me in outpost but not on their friends list - damn i get boring pm`s lol
TheRaven
I should have taken screenshots but didn't think about it until it was too late.
A few months ago some kid pm'd me outta the blue just to beg for money. He said I was on his friends list and he remembered me being a helpful person. (That's possible. I sell a lot of stuff on gwauctions.org and I think he may have been one of my buyers.)
I told him I didn't remember him but that maybe he just bought weapon or 2 from me a few years ago and perhaps that's where he knew me from. He got really upset that I didn't remember him because he needed some gold for his Hall of Monuments.
He looked me up on the monument calculator and saw that I was 50/50 so by his logic I already had everything I needed so I didn't need any ingame gold anymore and I should just give it all to him. I tried to be polite to the kid and told him he needed to just earn it himself but he wouldn't stop whining for the gold telling me I was being incredibly selfish by not giving everything in my storage to those less fortunate who couldn't play the game as well.
Sigh, kids these days. They don't want to work for anything. Someone has to hand it all to them.
A few months ago some kid pm'd me outta the blue just to beg for money. He said I was on his friends list and he remembered me being a helpful person. (That's possible. I sell a lot of stuff on gwauctions.org and I think he may have been one of my buyers.)
I told him I didn't remember him but that maybe he just bought weapon or 2 from me a few years ago and perhaps that's where he knew me from. He got really upset that I didn't remember him because he needed some gold for his Hall of Monuments.
He looked me up on the monument calculator and saw that I was 50/50 so by his logic I already had everything I needed so I didn't need any ingame gold anymore and I should just give it all to him. I tried to be polite to the kid and told him he needed to just earn it himself but he wouldn't stop whining for the gold telling me I was being incredibly selfish by not giving everything in my storage to those less fortunate who couldn't play the game as well.
Sigh, kids these days. They don't want to work for anything. Someone has to hand it all to them.
Mournblade
It's hard to stay polite with those sorts of people. :O
I had a random person send me a message asking when I was going to help him with his speedbooking. He refused to believe that we'd never met, as I am certain we never had. We ended up going back and forth for almost 30 minutes. He eventually told me his life story and how his dad was sick, and how he didn't have time to play, so his guild got him 47/50 HOM... all sorts of stuff.
I had a random person send me a message asking when I was going to help him with his speedbooking. He refused to believe that we'd never met, as I am certain we never had. We ended up going back and forth for almost 30 minutes. He eventually told me his life story and how his dad was sick, and how he didn't have time to play, so his guild got him 47/50 HOM... all sorts of stuff.
Iuris
Well, I know I was once the SOURCE of few for some poor guy... I mistyped the name of a friend of mine, and kept sending "Hello, how are you today?" type of messages to him... and kept wondering why he never answered ...
Dark-NighT
The funniest i got was some dude messaging me to sell his Nightfall buddy keys for real money, while standing in the bone palace, in the same district that he was in. I was like, ehm dude, im covered lol, go away.
eevee13
I dunno if I'd call it funny...weird/creepy maybe. When I was brand new to the game, I had just made my account and was standing in GToB while I watched TV. I was brand new to the game back then, and didn't know ANYBODY. There was some classy-looking mesmer standing there. Out of the blue she PM'd me...obviously thinking I was someone else.
her: i know u
me: i'm new here, just joined...i dont know anybody yet
her: your name's (-name she used-), right?
me: erm...nope. not even close o_O
her: are u sure?
me: pretty sure i know my own name xD
her: if u say so...
Didn't get anything else from her after that. Very creepy first PM's to get, lol.
her: i know u
me: i'm new here, just joined...i dont know anybody yet
her: your name's (-name she used-), right?
me: erm...nope. not even close o_O
her: are u sure?
me: pretty sure i know my own name xD
her: if u say so...
Didn't get anything else from her after that. Very creepy first PM's to get, lol.
AngelWJedi
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I dunno if I'd call it funny...weird/creepy maybe. When I was brand new to the game, I had just made my account and was standing in GToB while I watched TV. I was brand new to the game back then, and didn't know ANYBODY. There was some classy-looking mesmer standing there. Out of the blue she PM'd me...obviously thinking I was someone else.
her: i know u me: i'm new here, just joined...i dont know anybody yet her: your name's (-name she used-), right? me: erm...nope. not even close o_O her: are u sure? me: pretty sure i know my own name xD her: if u say so... Didn't get anything else from her after that. Very creepy first PM's to get, lol. |
Ayuhmii Shanbwa
when i first got out of pre (took some time 
) i was in post fighting new enemies, stronger than in pre, so i had to watch out (GW was also my first MMO, so had no idea how it worked)
fighting in post ascalon, i did well, but watched my own health, and then *ping* some guy who only saw me in ascalon city (i didnt even talk there yet) whispered me:
"hey, you look good"
i was like: i wont talk yet, my health is getting lower
"give me your msn" (msn dirty talks were in back then.... somehow)
i didnt reply and tried to concentrate on the fights
"you know you want to" (i hope i dont need to explain this...)
so i said: i'm fighting, i cant talk
and never heard of him again, lol
my first MMO, my first real battles in an MMO, and my luck for getting this junk.....
) i was in post fighting new enemies, stronger than in pre, so i had to watch out (GW was also my first MMO, so had no idea how it worked)fighting in post ascalon, i did well, but watched my own health, and then *ping* some guy who only saw me in ascalon city (i didnt even talk there yet) whispered me:
"hey, you look good"
i was like: i wont talk yet, my health is getting lower
"give me your msn" (msn dirty talks were in back then.... somehow)
i didnt reply and tried to concentrate on the fights
"you know you want to" (i hope i dont need to explain this...)
so i said: i'm fighting, i cant talk
and never heard of him again, lol
my first MMO, my first real battles in an MMO, and my luck for getting this junk.....
Hyaon
Saw girlfriend log on.
Me - "Hiya hunbuns!"
Previous guy I traded with minutes before - "What?!!"
Me - "Uhm...wrong chat."
Me - "Hiya hunbuns!"
Previous guy I traded with minutes before - "What?!!"
Me - "Uhm...wrong chat."
Mintha Syl
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Originally Posted by Ayuhmii Shanbwa
when i first got out of pre (took some time
) i was in post fighting new enemies, stronger than in pre, so i had to watch out (GW was also my first MMO, so had no idea how it worked)fighting in post ascalon, i did well, but watched my own health, and then *ping* some guy who only saw me in ascalon city (i didnt even talk there yet) whispered me: "hey, you look good" i was like: i wont talk yet, my health is getting lower "give me your msn" (msn dirty talks were in back then.... somehow) i didnt reply and tried to concentrate on the fights "you know you want to" (i hope i dont need to explain this...) so i said: i'm fighting, i cant talk and never heard of him again, lol my first MMO, my first real battles in an MMO, and my luck for getting this junk..... |
I Rahavan I
"you look like Kate beckensale ill pay you 15k to undress" my necro looks like her
I was so creeped out then I was like "20k and we have a deal"
XD poor 12 year old boys get a life
I was so creeped out then I was like "20k and we have a deal"
XD poor 12 year old boys get a life
Zebideedee
Lanier
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Originally Posted by Hyaon
Saw girlfriend log on.
Me - "Hiya hunbuns!" Previous guy I traded with minutes before - "What?!!" Me - "Uhm...wrong chat." |
jazilla
my fave was from a monk i was on an RA team with and he called me a nub for no reason. we won and the monk left. we got another monk the very next match. the monk who called me a nub kept ranting at me for 5 minutes in caps about how terrible i was. we kept winning with our new monk and ended up fighting the name calling, capslock monk. we rolled his team. the pm's stopped.
about 10 minutes after that i ended up going on a 15 win streak with the name calling monk as my team mate. he wouldn't say it in team chat, but PM'ed me that i was good. i lol'ed.
about 10 minutes after that i ended up going on a 15 win streak with the name calling monk as my team mate. he wouldn't say it in team chat, but PM'ed me that i was good. i lol'ed.
akelarumi
I remember I was leading my own Guild when a new recruit pm-ed me, that he was religious (christian) and if that was any problem. I told him that it was no problem at all when he would except the fact that others in the guild have different believes. He reacted very normal that he was very open minded bout other religions and cultures. After a week or two I got some complaints that he was trying to convert members. I pm-ed him to aks his side of the story. He denied the whole thing. I gave him the benefit of the doubt. a few days later I got the same complaint from other guildmembers. I checked when it was and it was after the last time I spoke with him bout it. So I pm-ed him again telling him that i got the same complaint, and that it had to stop. So he replied to me "Your a satanist and so are all kurzicks" (it is a kurzick guild) then he left the guild.
Mournblade
They have a point. 
j/k
On the other side of the coin... when I would see there were lots of guildmates online, but nobody was chatting, I would like to toss some zinger comments into the guild chat. Imagine you're off minding your own business and the chat window is quiet, when all of a sudden you read, 'Look honey, I don't get naked for ANYBODY for less than 20 platinum.'
j/kOn the other side of the coin... when I would see there were lots of guildmates online, but nobody was chatting, I would like to toss some zinger comments into the guild chat. Imagine you're off minding your own business and the chat window is quiet, when all of a sudden you read, 'Look honey, I don't get naked for ANYBODY for less than 20 platinum.'
Relyk
Pm'd gz to someone who got GWAMM. Unfortunately, she was german lol.
which of course doesn't translate well. I assume beyond the first two lines, it wasn't for me 
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fireflyry
lol.Sure I've seen this before but cool to see the thread theme revisited.
Mine:"My nipples are so hard right now"
People do actually cyber through guild wars chat.True story....ewwwww.
Mine:"My nipples are so hard right now"
People do actually cyber through guild wars chat.True story....ewwwww.
RedDog91
random person: Hey, how's it going?
(I get a lot of random PMs like this from people who watch my tutorials, so I don't really stress about unknown names) Me: Pretty good, you?
random person: Don't act like you don't want this d***
Me: excuse me?
random person: Oh god, wrong person. I meant to say that I'm good. I'm just bored.
Me: I can tell.
(I get a lot of random PMs like this from people who watch my tutorials, so I don't really stress about unknown names) Me: Pretty good, you?
random person: Don't act like you don't want this d***
Me: excuse me?
random person: Oh god, wrong person. I meant to say that I'm good. I'm just bored.
Me: I can tell.
Frangeo Munda
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Originally Posted by akelarumi
I remember I was leading my own Guild when a new recruit pm-ed me, that he was religious (christian) and if that was any problem. I told him that it was no problem at all when he would except the fact that others in the guild have different believes. He reacted very normal that he was very open minded bout other religions and cultures. After a week or two I got some complaints that he was trying to convert members. I pm-ed him to aks his side of the story. He denied the whole thing. I gave him the benefit of the doubt. a few days later I got the same complaint from other guildmembers. I checked when it was and it was after the last time I spoke with him bout it. So I pm-ed him again telling him that i got the same complaint, and that it had to stop. So he replied to me "Your a satanist and so are all kurzicks" (it is a kurzick guild) then he left the guild.
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Bright Star Shine
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ruk1a
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Originally Posted by Hyaon
Saw girlfriend log on.
Me - "Hiya hunbuns!" Previous guy I traded with minutes before - "What?!!" Me - "Uhm...wrong chat." |
Xiabei
I was gm for someone who said "Aha! You again!" I didn't say anything. A moment later he said "You have to leave once the gate is opened; you messed me up last time." I said "You must be confusing me with someone." "No, it was you, you know how it works". I really had no idea what he was talking about. I thought it was funny because I never tag along on someone else's mission, not even if invited. I take the money and run.