WTB - 2 titles in exchange for everything I have of value. Probably overpaying :D

Want GWAMM, and won't be playing this much after GW2. I'm hoping my storage is worth at least the value of 2 titles. Actually, I hope I'm overpaying and someone gets a good deal. I suspect just the keys are enough for the titles, but I might as well get rid of all my stuff.

Needed 2 of:
7381 sweet points
7734 party points
8428 drunk points
spammable

What I have of value. Will trade everything on this list. Most valuable items first, of course .
minimum 450 zaishen keys (slowly aquiring more, so might be slightly more)
1000 platinum (difficult to trade that much, but I could buy ecto from the merchant...)
1 stack of every common crafting material
58 ecto
2 rubies
5 sapphires
74 diamonds
61 obsidian shards
43 amber
211 jade
1 armbrace
3 black dyes

Zaishen coins
432 copper
9 silver
56 gold

Elite tomes
5 warrior
2 ranger
3 nerco
1 ele
1 assassin
1 paragon
1 dervish

I have the alcohol and sweets that u need,pm if you want to make a deal

ign Captain Farm

Deal completed.

Not sure how to close this, or even if I can. My apologies if I'm breaking a rule by not closing it.

Heya

I have all you need

Peace

Trade complete, thank you very much for this amazing trade , sorry for the one that posted before, i contacted him by pm earlier