Closed: Closed ;)

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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Closed now. Thank you

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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This can be considered a bump. For that is what it is.

Max

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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Up we go.

The long sword has gone

Max

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Desert Nomad

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WTB 20/20 and 20/19 MESMER Staves

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40e on 3
IGN = balashi ftw, pm feedback over guru

MaxBorken

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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Bump you you bumping bump. - Tommy DeVito, Goodfellas

Obsidian Power

Frost Gate Guardian

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Based God Stole My Zwag [FBGM]

E/Me

5e on #7
5e on #1

NoFearGURU

Academy Page

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Tremendously Underrated (trU)

A/

10e #11

Interested IN BO

IGN : I V O R Y Sin

sun strike

sun strike

Wilds Pathfinder

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W/Rt

20e on 1 .

Obsidian Power

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Based God Stole My Zwag [FBGM]

E/Me

25e on #1

MaxBorken

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you buy my stuff now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will bump you." - Bryan Mills, Taken

MaxBorken

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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Do, or do not. There is no Bump. - Yoda, Empire Strikes Back

Max

Oh, added a lovely q8 DualMod Aegis at number 10A

Komrska

Krytan Explorer

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55e on 10a.
IGN: DO Om Bringer

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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You wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the GuildwarsGuru way, and that's how you get Capone! - Jim Malone, The Untouchables

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Based God Stole My Zwag [FBGM]

E/Me

60e on 10A for me

Komrska

Krytan Explorer

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5k on 39 xD
ign: Do Om Bringer

sun strike

sun strike

Wilds Pathfinder

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W/Rt

75e 10a .

MaxBorken

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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"The first rule of Bump Club is: you do not talk about Bump Club. The second rule of Bump Club is: you do NOT talk about Bump Club. Third rule of Bump Club: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the bump is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a bump. Fifth rule: one bump at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: bumps will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Bump Club, you have to bump"

Tyler Durden, Bump Club ^ ^

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Komrska

Krytan Explorer

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85e 10a.
Just came into some money =D

sun strike

sun strike

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W/Rt

90e .

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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"Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Neo. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.

Neo: What is the Bump?

Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to"

Trinity and Neo, The Matrix

Max

Komrska

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100e
That shield is gonna look good in my collection

MaxBorken

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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"This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must bump it as I must bump my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must bump my rifle true. I must bump straighter than my enemy, who is trying to bump me. I must bump him before he bumps me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my sales thread, we are the masters of our buyout, we are the saviors of my avatar. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."

The Marines, Full Metal Jacket
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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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"You're gonna need a bigger bump" - Martin Brody, Jaws.

Sold the Aegis

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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"Someone reminded me I once said 'Bump is good'. Now it seems it's legal. Because everyone is drinking the same Kool Aid." - Gordon Gecko. Wall Street, Money Never Sleeps.

Max

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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"I love the smell of bumping in the morning. Smells like... victory" - Lt. Col. Kilgore, Apocalypse Now.

Max

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my bump, in this life or the next".

Maximus, Gladiator

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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" I suggest a new strategy R2. Let the wookie bump".

- C3P0, Star Wars Episode IV, A New Hope.

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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"Listen and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are bumped".

- Kyle Reese, The Terminator

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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“Yippee ki-yay motherbumper”
- John McClane, Die Hard.

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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Optimus Prime: "It's you and me, Megatron..."
Megatron: "No, it's just ME, Prime!"
Optimus Prime: "At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!"
Megatron: "You still fight for the weak! That is why you bump!"

Transformers.

Max

Draak Calinca

Draak Calinca

Lol wat is retirement :)

Join Date: Jan 2007

Washington State.

IGN: Wydz Luvs

Me/

retract/......

MaxBorken

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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Santa: "That's another thing... Buddy you should know that your father... he's on the naughty list"
Buddy: "Nooooo!"

Santa and Buddy, Elf.

Happy Christmas Folks

Max

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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"This definitely bumps a 9.0 on my Weird Shit-O-Meter"

Agent J, Men In Black

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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"Oh, you can bump just about anything with nipples."

Gaylord Fokker, Meet The Parents.

Max

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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So I'm back from a comedy ban. Apparently posting a link to help someone out in the WTB thread is a bannable offence too.

Anyhow, here's a bump.

Max

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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"Have you ever wondered if there was more to bump, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

Derek Zoolander, Zoolander.

Max

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great bump and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My bump upon thee".

Jules, Pulp Fuction

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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Kate: "Are you okay?"
Seth: "Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's bumpy-dory".

Kate and Seth, Dusk Till Dawn

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Teh Academy [PhD]. Officer. Gentleman

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"It's interesting - I used to have this professor at Oxford, okay? Doctor Wickham, his name was and he was, like, this massive fat guy, you know? Huge, big guy. We used to call him - you know, well, I won't tell you what we used to call him, but he taught biomolecular kinetics and cellular dynamics. And he used to sort of scare the underclassmen with this story about how the world would eventually be eviscerated by technology. You see, it was inevitable that a compound would be created which he referred to as the 'Anti-God'. It was like an accelerated mutator or sort of, you know, like a, an unstoppable force of destructive power, that would just lay waste to everything - to buildings and parks and streets and children and ice cream parlors, you know? So whenever I see, like, a rogue organization willing to spend this amount of money on a mystery tech, I always assume... it's the Anti-God. End-of-the-world kinda stuff, you know... But no, I don't have any idea what it is. I was just bumping"

Benji Dunn, Mission Impossible 3

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