So I try to run guild wars on my pc...

Demonstar

Demonstar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

I find that this is a short, yet amusing story:

So I get home from work yesterday to find that my mother has taken my Laptop to work with her, cause she does that sort of thing. So, I go to my PC and say: It's only a 4 year old computer, surely it can run guild wars, right?

Wrong.

Warning: The folloing screen shot is horrific, only view if you dare. It is a screen shot of the Login menu... you have been warned.

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/9...ildwars3cs.png


Well, that's it. That's my story.

temp

temp

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2005

my bedroom

Band Of Death UK

:O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

it's like your screen is bleeding from the pain and anguish of the lack of graphics card

unlucky man

Cyan The Archer

Cyan The Archer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Denmark

R/

Wonder how that looked in-game

thelessa

thelessa

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2005

Texas

Purple Puzycats

R/Mo

I had my cable go out once and had to use dial up on my husbands computer. It looked like color tv fuzz and it was SO slow that even chatting was painful. I felt lucky that I could even see the chat.

ShadowVoid

ShadowVoid

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Florida

Forsaken Wanderers

Mo/W

I'll be honest with you, I play on dial-up since I've gotten the game and have beaten it, ascended many characters and do many activities on a daily basis and I barely get any lagg.

I'm not sure if I have some "special" kind of dial-up but I have no problems with using it.

AOL FTW!

xxSilhouette

xxSilhouette

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

Lost in the sands of time...

Blood Of Orr [BoO]

R/Rt

...wow.

Anyhow i have AOL as well and it runs great but when mom or dad need the phone they yell continusly until i give it up.

Demonstar

Demonstar

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Join Date: Oct 2005

How the hell did this become a disscussion about internet providers?!

chris_nin00

chris_nin00

Dun dun dun

Join Date: Aug 2005

Reddit Guild

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Demonstar
How the hell did this become a disscussion about internet providers?! I wonder why too.
ISPs have nothing to do with this .

So what's the after effect of the 'card', if you want to call it that.

striderkaaru

striderkaaru

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

Scars Meadows [SMS], Retired Officer

W/

wow. is that the factions campaign?

ShadowVoid

ShadowVoid

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Florida

Forsaken Wanderers

Mo/W

haha I dont no either, just stating that dial-up doesnt suck bad enough to were you can't use it.

Demonstar

Demonstar

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Join Date: Oct 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by chris_nin00
I wonder why too.
ISPs have nothing to do with this .

So what's the after effect of the 'card', if you want to call it that. My computer exploded in a firey rage.

Faer

Faer

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

Join Date: Feb 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Demonstar
My computer exploded in a firey rage. I seem to remember that conversation...

"What color was the smoke?"

Heh... I had no idea that you could make it look so very bad! My older computer (the one I'm on now) makes Guild Wars all... Laggy and... silver shiny crappy...

But nothing as bad as that man. Not even close. I think I'll have to give your character a pat on the back or something when I see you again...

Eldin

Eldin

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2005

America. How about you, commie?

Fellows of Mythgar [FOM]

R/Mo

Omfg. THE INHUMANITY! And GW runs surprisingly well with older video cards (Geforce 4s and 3s), as opposed to the newer generation of games that are quite demanding. GW has its requirements too, though. What is that, some built-in-comes-with-your-comp intel crap? I'm curious as to what horrific specs it has to cause that.

Ultimate_Gaara

Ultimate_Gaara

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

BC, Canada.. how aboot that eh?

I was unaware it was possible to have such a bad computer all games come in one colour... red.

RotteN

RotteN

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Join Date: Jun 2005

W/

then of course, the real question remains : why red ?



awesome ss

Demonstar

Demonstar

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Join Date: Oct 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Eldin
Omfg. THE INHUMANITY! And GW runs surprisingly well with older video cards (Geforce 4s and 3s), as opposed to the newer generation of games that are quite demanding. GW has its requirements too, though. What is that, some built-in-comes-with-your-comp intel crap? I'm curious as to what horrific specs it has to cause that. Pentium 3 processer with 512mb of ram and some unknown brand of Graphics card.

RotteN

RotteN

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

W/

well, it's prolly an unkown brand of fried graphics card now

POurab

POurab

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Allies of Inverness

R/E



one tip: Get a new computer, ADSL is teh shit!

Shusky

Shusky

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Join Date: Jul 2005

Flying Purple Hippos

It wasn't graphics card, it was Gwen drowning the entire civilisation in a sea of virgin blood.

Demonstar

Demonstar

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Join Date: Oct 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shusky
It wasn't graphics card, it was Gwen drowning the entire civilisation in a sea of virgin blood. It was only a matter of time.

Lord Scoopula

Lord Scoopula

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Join Date: Dec 2005

Fargo, North Dakota

W/Mo

Ahhhh My Eyes!!!!!! Ahhhhh

Ultimate_Gaara

Ultimate_Gaara

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

BC, Canada.. how aboot that eh?

Quote:
Originally Posted by RotteN
then of course, the real question remains : why red ? Well many believe that its just the game with poor graphics, when actualy its due to the game having such bad graphics your eyes actualy stab themelves to cover up just how badly you need a better graphics card. Its nature's way of saving you money.

Eldin

Eldin

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2005

America. How about you, commie?

Fellows of Mythgar [FOM]

R/Mo

Redness kind of like the "back layer" for the sunset and stuff...? And failure to process textures or even display water.

xxreaper008

Banned

Join Date: Jun 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shusky
It wasn't graphics card, it was Gwen drowning the entire civilisation in a sea of virgin blood. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . HAHAHAHAHA. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

KvanCetre

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

The Madison Scouts

E/Mo

Update Drivers ;-p

Age

Age

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Join Date: Jul 2005

California Canada/BC

STG Administrator

Mo/

It looks like 2 planets and a a building of some kind.

Eldin

Eldin

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2005

America. How about you, commie?

Fellows of Mythgar [FOM]

R/Mo

The searing...on a much larger scale? The blackness is the heavy shadow of a gigantic crystal which you can probably see mere pixels of if you move your camera to look as high as possible and foooooocccccuuuuuuuuusssss...

...oh no! The poor whale is going to be blown up by it.

Flyte

Flyte

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Join Date: Feb 2006

Canada

[ULGG]

Quote:
Originally Posted by thelessa
I had my cable go out once and had to use dial up on my husbands computer. It looked like color tv fuzz and it was SO slow that even chatting was painful. I felt lucky that I could even see the chat. Meh, I put up with dial up every day. I can gvg and tombs without lagging at all.

xxreaper008

Banned

Join Date: Jun 2005

Its more then the graphics card, It could be the monitor (The Tubes).

Demonstar

Demonstar

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Join Date: Oct 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by xxreaper008
Its more then the graphics card, It could be the monitor (The Tubes). It's not.

:P

ShadowVoid

ShadowVoid

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Florida

Forsaken Wanderers

Mo/W

my computer is about 6 years old and it plays guild wars almost perfectly even with dial up

I have a
1ghz Anthlon
512mb memory
64mb nvidia video card
56k modem

now if i upgraded Imagine the possiblities

Demonstar

Demonstar

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Join Date: Oct 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by ShadowVoid
my computer is about 6 years old and it plays guild wars almost perfectly even with dial up

I have a
1ghz Anthlon
512mb memory
64mb nvidia video card
56k modem

now if i upgraded Imagine the possiblities Don't brag.

;(