Markis is a jerk. :/

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Demonstar
Demonstar
Krytan Explorer
#1
So I went along to help a friend cap Barrage in Iron Mines. It's an all ranger work, Cept for me, I'm healing. The group worked very well, actually. How ever, when we get to where markis SHOULD be, we find this:

http://i2.tinypic.com/qs6x35.jpg

He's not there. Most of them went into panic mode saying things like "OMFG NO F'ING WAY!" or "WTF?! THIS IS BULL@$#%!!!"

So, we fight up aways to where Markis spawns, we get half where there, and what do we find? He's just standing there on the path. Not moving. Just standing there. Note our reactions:

http://i2.tinypic.com/qs6xab.jpg



Oh well, I though it was funny.

x)
Faer
Faer
La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
#2
Yeah, he's been doing that lately for some reason. When I was trying to get Leonich through that mission, I ended up doing it a few times because the groups I was with decided to give up when he wasn't at his normal location.

Jerks...

Anyway, it is kind of funny (knowing you). Why didn't you let me come though, you dirty jerk? Eh?
Demonstar
Demonstar
Krytan Explorer
#3
Well.. I uh----

LOOK! AN ELITE SKILL SHOP!

*flees*
Retribution X
Retribution X
Desert Nomad
#4
It happens. it is kinda funny though...
Murder In China
Murder In China
Banned
#5
I never had a huge bug like that happen to me before.
Two April Mornings
Two April Mornings
No Luck No Time No Money
#6
this happened to me too...also devona spawned in middle of old ascalon and ran into the town...that one was weird
Faer
Faer
La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by Demonstar
Well.. I uh----

LOOK! AN ELITE SKILL SHOP!

*flees* What the heck?! Why didn't you tell me about that place before?! I just worked my rear end off to cap Defy Pain!

You.. You...

YOU DIRTY JERK, YOU!!!
OMFGimCUTE
OMFGimCUTE
Krytan Explorer
#8
oh yea i had that once
Kaly Mason
Kaly Mason
Academy Page
#9
I hate when Markis goes and becomes a jerk like that.
Queenie
Queenie
Forge Runner
#10
No, it ain't a glitch =p, You see...Markis does have a life you know, I guess he just wanted to go for a stroll. ^^
Demonstar
Demonstar
Krytan Explorer
#11
Quote: Originally Posted by Lozza
No, it ain't a glitch =p, You see...Markis does have a life you know, I guess he just wanted to go for a stroll. ^^ 8O

That's some advanced AI...
Eragon Dragonslayer
Eragon Dragonslayer
Jungle Guide
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by Demonstar
8O

That's some advanced AI... Omg pretty soon the AI are gonna become so advanced the Henchies will say "Man, F*** you i aint gonna die and work all day for ur a**" and then they might even take over the world.....ur better off befriending them now so they dont kill u in their plan for world domination!!!...*runs off to befriend AI in GW*
Ristaron
Ristaron
Desert Nomad
#13
I already had a threesome with Alesia and Lina, I'm set.

*lights a cigarette*
bebe
bebe
Forge Runner
#14
happen to mai group when we went tu infuse then finish mission.

markis was like all the way over to where you kinda meet the bonus. rofl.
Stalker Haras
Stalker Haras
I Didn't Do It
#15
He most of the time spawns in his little den with his buddies, or spawns way the hell back with his Big bad Mursaat Buddies. If he spawns in the back, then why not do the bonus since your already over there =P
Lord Iowerth
Lord Iowerth
Wilds Pathfinder
#16
That's happened to me a few times before, I found it rather irritating.

... although I had no idea that he would be somewhere else if he wasn't in his spot o_O

But yeah, I guess you can't blame him ... most of the time I was with an unorganized PUG, and it took us a while to get there. Perhaps he got tired of waiting around, and decided to go out for a beer with the Mursaat Elementalist ... *shrug*
Eragon Dragonslayer
Eragon Dragonslayer
Jungle Guide
#17
Quote: Originally Posted by Ristaron
I already had a threesome with Alesia and Lina, I'm set.

*lights a cigarette* Ha i did Devona,Lina,cynn,reyna,and Gaile Grey* FTW!!!!



















































*not really Gaile but everyone else...
Maxiemonster
Maxiemonster
There is no spoon.
#18
Yeah.. I noticed the more realistic AI too.

Stefan is now a W/R, and you contantly see a cloud with "I Will Avange You!" above his head.
Little Thom is now a W/Mo, screaming "I'm using Mending!" in team chat.
Alesia is now a Healing Mo/W, with the usual 55Hp Monk gear, but she doesn't know why these items are good yet.
Lina was late, and is now a Mo/N, spamming Offering of Blood like mad.
Reyna got herself a Pet, but putting points in Beast Mastery wasn't nescascerry.
Dunham finally capped Illusionary Weaponry, but he doesn't get Wands aren't affected by IW.
And finally Orion. He decided to hide behind walls more, so he doesn't get hit by Ranged enemies. Then he spams Flare, but he didn't find out why he's not damaging anything. But if they're dead because of team members, he cast a nice Fire Storm on the bodies.

Also they've learned the common sentances like "OMFG HEALSSzzz!!!1" and "RESsZZS LOOOL". They even leave occasionaly.
thor hammerbane
thor hammerbane
Forge Runner
#19
LOL Maxie, i guess i didn't download that update. Whenever everyone dies, and only lina and alesia are left, instead of rezzing, the run back in forth, on our bodies, for about 5-10 minutes. I guess they got angry...
Ultimate_Gaara
Ultimate_Gaara
Desert Nomad
#20
I thought they fixed that bug like in Novemeber or something.