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Aiwahead

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2005

Louisiana

Deciders of Fate

19 May 2005 at 19:21 - 1

..Decided to go back and get rid of some of the quests in my list today. Feeding joe turned out to be a bit of a laugh.

Seems they dont call them 'devouerers' for nothing.

Mmm. 4 BILLION succulent junipers.

Joe advicates species extinction?

EDIT: Fixed ;D Strange thing was at first it read 1, so yes, has to be a software bug.

AnarkiNet

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: May 2005

19 May 2005 at 19:23 - 2

its actually 4 billion...
and that number is 2^32 which means its simply a software bug.

Rizzen Khalazar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

Salt Lake City

19 May 2005 at 19:32 - 3

Wow, better start farming those suckas

Lasher Dragon

Draconic Rage Incarnate

Join Date: Apr 2005

Iowa

Alphahive

R/A

19 May 2005 at 19:33 - 4

DAYUM! And here I was complaining about Elona Reach!

Sekkira

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2005

Canberra, AU

19 May 2005 at 19:34 - 5

Best. Bug. Ever.

Zexion

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2005

Warrior Nation [WN]

N/Me

19 May 2005 at 19:35 - 6

And they said GW was grind free>.>

_Zexion

Ramus

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

Florida

Zero Tolerance

W/Mo

19 May 2005 at 19:37 - 7

Joe is going to be put on a diet...

Crom the Conqueror

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

New York

Rage Three D

W/E

19 May 2005 at 19:40 - 8

HOLY!!! Now thats what I call hunger.

Mimu

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2005

England, UK

Call of Destiny [call]

19 May 2005 at 19:43 - 9

7 replies and no-one mentioned the size of the target bar!

Funny bug though.

Shelvinarr

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2005

Kansas City, Missouri

Deciders of Fate

W/Mo

19 May 2005 at 19:55 - 10

That was teh pwn. I was with him when it happened, I was like "DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF?!" I decided to go ahead and grab 10 succulent junipers, Joe only said "Hiss" to me though.

He must not have liked my juniper meats.

Aiwahead

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2005

Louisiana

Deciders of Fate

19 May 2005 at 19:56 - 11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mimu

7 replies and no-one mentioned the size of the target bar!

Funny bug though.

You should see my interface. Here, i'll link so the 56ks dont get killed. ^.^

http://img268.echo.cx/img268/4525/interfacesetup7jj.jpg

Edit note: Wow, I just noticed my FPS in that shot was 16.. which is about 4x less than it usually is. Not a min later I took a 'pretty' shot with AA boosted to full and had a good 26 o.o; Wierd ascalon fps bugs.

Lasher Dragon

Draconic Rage Incarnate

Join Date: Apr 2005

Iowa

Alphahive

R/A

19 May 2005 at 19:59 - 12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aiwahead

You should see my interface. Here, i'll link so the 56ks dont get killed. ^.^

http://img268.echo.cx/img268/4525/interfacesetup7jj.jpg

Edit note: Wow, I just noticed my FPS in that shot was 16.. which is about 4x less than it usually is. Not a min later I took a 'pretty' shot with AA boosted to full and had a good 26 o.o; Wierd ascalon fps bugs.

LMAO Had your eyes checked lately?!

Redfang

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2005

Hope And Glory

W/Me

19 May 2005 at 20:00 - 13

It is a little known fact that succulent juniper meats are like pork rinds. You can eat a billion of them and never feel full.

wongba

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2005

Alliance of Xen [XoO]

19 May 2005 at 20:21 - 14

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnarkiNet

its actually 4 billion...
and that number is 2^32 which means its simply a software bug.

its actually more like 2^32 - 5.

Aiwahead

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2005

Louisiana

Deciders of Fate

19 May 2005 at 20:22 - 15

Rofl everyone says that, but I only have them that large so I can use perephrial vision and keep eyes on the field.

Ashton

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: May 2005

20 May 2005 at 00:19 - 16

i think he meant that it was 17 fps not 16

ManadartheHealer

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Awaiting GW2

W/

20 May 2005 at 00:57 - 17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aiwahead

Rofl everyone says that, but I only have them that large so I can use perephrial vision and keep eyes on the field.

As I keep playing the game more and more, my interface gets larger and more customized as well. Rather than learning where all the "boxes" and such are, I put them where I always think they are. And I enlarge everything (not to such a degree though

)

Adaria

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2005

Florida

Wayward Wanderers

E/Mo

20 May 2005 at 06:01 - 18

I thought it was bad when I had to feed him, by the gods, that Devourer will be put down if he eats THAT much.

Darn you Mesmers for giving Old Mac the egg, darn you!!! [No hatin' here guys, seriously, I'm a Mo/Me so lol Its cool]

Studio Ghibli

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2005

Gaelic Storm

20 May 2005 at 09:18 - 19

How do you get GW to display your ping and frame rate?

Divinitys Creature

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P

The Gothic Embrace [Goth]

20 May 2005 at 18:47 - 20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Studio Ghibli

How do you get GW to display your ping and frame rate?

Append "-perf" without quotes to the shortcut or executable.