Jokes about Guild Wars....

well i couldn't find any "jokes about guild wars" threads and search button was kaboom, so here is a thread for jokes about guild wars! yay cheer
-No name posting
-Don't harm guild wars
-Be funnieee

ok and ofcourse i got some jokes around the corner:


a 3 man's team (warrior, ranger and monk), whos the noob?:
Warrior to a ranger: can you please trap this area?
2 sec later, warrior to ranger: you noob! You are poooo at trapping! You Don't even have spike trap!
Monk to warrior: Just go and tank you...
Warrior: What is tank!?!?!?!?!?
Monk: OOOMMMMGGG!!!

Don't judge others!



A warrior and a monk returning from a hard and long quest:
Warrior: Man i gotta pee, rest, sleep and eat when i get home!
Monk: In guild wars you can't pee (too bad for you, hahahah), you never need more rest than for 10 seconds and you can in no way possible sleep.
Warrior: .... oh man, was really looking forward to that...
Monk: Oh almost forgot, you can't get any houses in guild wars..
hey let's just take the 3 last missions in the game now?...!
Warrior: sorry, but the guy playing me need to rest, pee, sleep and eat in his fantastic house...see ya!

Hard life they go through, poor people!



Hay dudes:
what has 2 legs, 2 arms and run around shouting: "for ascalon"????

you will never guess










P _ _ _ e R_ _ _ k


And you people put there must ofcourse feel free to post any jokes too...

im guessing here... Prince Rurik?!?

How many warriors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One with his attribute points in Bulb Mastery, one with his attribute points in Screw Mastery, and one with his attribute points in Switch Mastery.
OR
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to die trying to tank the light rays in his pre-searing armour.

How many mesmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one.

How many rangers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Lightbulbs are bad for the environment.

How many elementalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Five. One to change it and four to scream for Blood Ritual.

How many PvE Water elementalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
All of them.

How many necromancers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They like the dark better.
OR
One necromancer... and 16 minions.

How many monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They're all on strike.
OR
Three. It's a hard mission and everyone will die otherwise.
OR
Two. One to change it and one for emotional support.

hehehe :P

HAhahaha nice

nice i got a feeling this will be a funny thread

Why couldn't the monk kite?

Answer- He didn't have Healing Breeze on him.


Why couldn't the mesmer run the flag?

Answer-He was suffering from anguish.


A monk and a warrior and a ranger walk into a bar.
Monk says can't drink its the Matyr way.
Warrior says "dwarf give me some ale".
The ranger says got any arrows?

LOL last one didn't put my humerous heart into it but it sounded funni in my head but dumb. so dunno .

lol =P

There's a Wammo, a Sniper-build Ranger, an IW Mesmer, a Minion Master and a Battery Necromancer. They walk into a bar after a hard day's adventuring. But it doesn't take long before the Wammo has ticked everyone in the bar off and casted mending, figuring he'd take them on. Miffed as anyone, the Sniper uses a few preparations and launches an arrow to shut him up.
"WHAT! A ranged woapon? Fight with honor!" the Wammo shouts, and rushes the Ranger, who uses Dodge and flees. Trying to enjoy his drink, the Mesmer decides he'll just end it then and there, and cripples the Ranger. The Wammo promptly kills the 'dishonorable' Ranger, and chuckles. At that same moment, the IW Mesmer uses his enchantments and jumps in, ready to take the Wammo on.
Time passes. After going back and forth for a bit, the Battery gets sick of it all and takes them both out.
Almost immediately, the Minion Master summons himself six Minions. The Battery Necro is enraged, crying:
"Those were my corpses!'

About a minute of arguing ensues before the bartender is tired of the ruckus and looks up to shut them both up.
"Is this supposed to be some kind of lame bar joke?!"




Lame PVP stereotype jokefailure GOOOO!!!

lol, nice

hmmm lol

hhaa there cool

A W/R goes into battle, his pet attacks and dies, he uses a skill that does absolutely nothing, and he dies.

Guess the skill!

EDIT: Hrm, this is a joke about IWAY... y'know... it got nerfed... doesn't work on pets anymore... eh, I tried.

no idea

2 warriors, same lvl, exactly the same victories in battle, same skills, armor, builds, weapons, everything was the same and the guild could only take one of them so the leader decided to have a little exam, both warrior's did their best and was all correct on all questions except one, both on the same question. So the leader went to one of the warriors and said that he isn't taken.
Warrior: How come, we are equal in all ways, and we were equal in the test, we even answered wrong in the same question
Leader: Yeah, he answered "I don't know" and you answered "not me either"

Quote:

A Ranger walks into a waystation one night to find the place totally deserted save for one Ritualist kneeling in a circle of candles. Intrigued, the Ranger knocks on the door frame...

Ritualist: "Shh!"

Ranger: "What're you doing?"

Ritualist: "Communing."

Ranger: "...Communing?"

Ritualist: "..."

Ranger: "Communing with what?"

Ritualist: "The spirit world."

Ranger: "The spirit world?"

Ritualist: "Yes, the spirit world. Now shut up and go away!"

Miffed, the Ranger leaves and camps outside for the night. The next night, after a day of training his Stalker, the Ranger walked back into the waystation, only to find that same Ritualist still kneeling on the floor. The candles had almost burned themselves out and more resembled miniature volcanoes than candles. Exapserated, the Ranger spoke up once more.

Ranger: "You're still communing?"

Ritualist: "Shhh!! Yes, I'm still communing. Go away!"

Ranger: "Just how long does it take to commune with dead people?"

Ritualist: "Longer than you think. Now git!"

The Ranger left in a huff and camped out again. The next night, after taking out his frustrations on several Grawls, the Ranger returned to the waystation and, once again, the Ritualist was kneeling on the floor.

Ranger: "Still communing, huh?"

Ritualist: "Yes..."

Ranger: "You know, if it takes three days to summon a spirit, you might want to look into a new line of work, man."

Ritualist: "I've summoned, discussed with, and banished a few dozen spirits already."

Ranger: "Then why are you still here?!"

Ritualist: "...because I can't see the exit..."



Badda bing, badda boom XP

In the war against the charr, 3 women was out building an encampement in the rain, one necromancer and 2 warriors, the necromancer put up the tent while the 2 warriors dug a trench.

Warrior 1: Why do we have to do this dirty work
Warrior 2: Don't know, I'll go ask the necro

So she got up form the trench and started talking to the necro

Warrior 2: How come we are down there getting aour armor dirty and you are here putting up that lame tent?
Necro: Well it's hard to explain, give me your gloves

Warrior hands necro the gloves

Necro: Now I'll put my hand against this tree and you hit it as hard as you can with your fist

So the warrior takes all she got and pounds the necro hand, the necro is however fast and takes away the hand so the warrior hits the tree. Cursing and swearing the warrior jumps back down into the trench

Warrior 1: How did it go?
Warrior 2: Well it's hard to explain so I do it like this, I'll put my hand infront of my face and then you hit it as hard as you can with your shovel

Q: Who’d take a Whammo into group?
A: Another whammo; you can’t have too many whammos.

Q: Who’d take a ranger into group?
A: Oh! We will! If she’ll strip dance for us

Q: Who’d take a ele into group?
A: Oh! Me me me! We need a good fire nuker for this mission…earth? What good is earth? Get outa here you noob!

Q: Who’d take a mesmer into group?
A: Mesmers group? I thought all that LFG spamming meant Lookit my Flimsy Garments!

Q: Who’d take a necromancer into group?
A: SS? You bet! I love a good Spinal Shivers necro!

Q: Who’d take a monk into group?
A: I will, if they’re any good. All these LFG monks are noobs! I’d pay for a good monk…opps…

Q: Who'd take an Assassin into group?
A: Mine! Take mine!
Q: No, I said who would take an Assassin into grou-
A: Shut up u n00b! tkae me! Pick me! Pick ME! Ninja FTW!!!!1!

Q: Who'd take a Ritualist into group?
A: I don't know? What do they do?