You know you've seen just some plain retarded group-pick-up lines. Heres a few of my favorites:
"r3 monk looking for EXPERIENCED FoW group"
"Invite me you tards"
"l33t SS/SV looking for Xp3rt 55"
"If you dont invite me I'm going to invite you"
"LF 55 Monk for UW you pay entrence fee"
Retarded Group-Pick-Up Lines
Tsunami Rain
Raziel665
"lfg"
Great, that tells me a lot, sure, I'll invte...
Great, that tells me a lot, sure, I'll invte...
Xenrath
At least they bother to type something... *random invite*
Sab
"GLF 2 f*cking monks. invite self."
*sigh*
*sigh*
snikerz
Experienced W/E20 w/ Frenzy+Firestorm LF Monk w/ Mending.
CorstedPirate
Sometimes when I am in a group looking for a monk I get a little weird, lol. I don't want to switch to my monk for a mission that I need on this character, so I start the monkee appeal.
"We need a couple monkees, the zoo keepers are really nice"...stuff like that. Usually when I am tired, lol. I am sure that there have been times when monks join just to see how much of a jackass I am, lol. If I am playing with my monk, and looking for another, it is similar, and just as dumb, lol. At least people find it amusing, even if I have been going on and making up these stupid lines for a while.
"We need a couple monkees, the zoo keepers are really nice"...stuff like that. Usually when I am tired, lol. I am sure that there have been times when monks join just to see how much of a jackass I am, lol. If I am playing with my monk, and looking for another, it is similar, and just as dumb, lol. At least people find it amusing, even if I have been going on and making up these stupid lines for a while.
Pevil Lihatuh
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Originally Posted by Xenrath
At least they bother to type something... *random invite*
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Effendi Westland
"LFG plz"
"WILL DANCE NAKED FOR FIRST MONK TO JOIN"
"LFG" x200
"WILL DANCE NAKED FOR FIRST MONK TO JOIN"
"LFG" x200
Kitty
glf [whatever], no noobs, no leavers
I mean, really, when have you last heard: "I'm a noobish leaver, can I join..."
I mean, really, when have you last heard: "I'm a noobish leaver, can I join..."
Bir Ki
E/Mo > "Echo Nuker lfg"
Mo/W > "Exp 55 LFG FoW"
Mo/W > "Exp 55 LFG FoW"
Ira Blinks
I used to spam: "SEX! Now that I have your attention: GLF monk (whatever)"
Edit: need to mention it wasnt my idea, i stole it from someone :P
Edit: need to mention it wasnt my idea, i stole it from someone :P
BellyFlop
I know this mission LFG no Noobs. - if so good why dont you make your own party. and normally there and the first ones to mess it up.
LFG for green farm u can keep all my greens- why would you want to farm then? unless his learning were are the farming spots and how to run there.
Etc... too many silly ones.
LFG for green farm u can keep all my greens- why would you want to farm then? unless his learning were are the farming spots and how to run there.
Etc... too many silly ones.
Rob Van Der Sloot
Things I usually say to get monks into my pugs:
"We need 2 monks, we have hookers and beer!"
"Looking for a monk so cool he freezes half the continent where ever he walks!"
"Need a monk to keep our rushers alive"
"Looking for a monk so tough, he can strip the flesh off a hydra with his teeth"
"We need 2 monks, we have hookers and beer!"
"Looking for a monk so cool he freezes half the continent where ever he walks!"
"Need a monk to keep our rushers alive"
"Looking for a monk so tough, he can strip the flesh off a hydra with his teeth"
FalconDance
Last week in Ring of Fire, a warrior spamming: "I DO UR MOM, INVITE ME". Oh yeah, that's sure to get people interested. Husband didn't see what he was spamming at first and accepted him only to see the warrior then say, "HA HA GOT A GROUP, LOSERS". He was kicked in the next instant.
M1h4iL
Anyone that uses CAPS and another really funny one I saw was:
"HEALING MONK LOOKING FOR GROUP, I CAN HEAL" rofl i still find that one funny..
"HEALING MONK LOOKING FOR GROUP, I CAN HEAL" rofl i still find that one funny..
0HeX0
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Originally Posted by Rob Van Der Sloot
Things I usually say to get monks into my pugs:
"We need 2 monks, we have hookers and beer!" "Looking for a monk so cool he freezes half the continent where ever he walks!" "Need a monk to keep our rushers alive" "Looking for a monk so tough, he can strip the flesh off a hydra with his teeth" |
Hahahaha!
This is great!
Think i'm gonna use some of these lines,if i may.
art_
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Originally Posted by M1h4iL
Anyone that uses CAPS and another really funny one I saw was:
"HEALING MONK LOOKING FOR GROUP, I CAN HEAL" rofl i still find that one funny.. |
Cherno
In D'Allessio Seaboard: "2 Level 20s wanting to help you dumbasses out"
It cracks me up when I see people trying to flaunt their armor or other toys to get into a group in early missions, or late for that matter: "Level 12 with Full Droks Armor and Victor's (sic) Weapons LFG"
Anyone quoting their level once you get into the desert and beyond. At that point of the game, I am going to assume the people around are either 19 or 20. Your 20 doesn't impress anyone anymore.
All these types of stupid lines are fine. I like to see them, helps me to weed out the idiots before getting them in the group.
It cracks me up when I see people trying to flaunt their armor or other toys to get into a group in early missions, or late for that matter: "Level 12 with Full Droks Armor and Victor's (sic) Weapons LFG"
Anyone quoting their level once you get into the desert and beyond. At that point of the game, I am going to assume the people around are either 19 or 20. Your 20 doesn't impress anyone anymore.
All these types of stupid lines are fine. I like to see them, helps me to weed out the idiots before getting them in the group.
Former Ruling
*random invites the entire district*
Guy1: GOGOGOGOGGOGOO!~!!@!
Guy2: WE HAVE NO MONKS, #$%^ YALL. *leaves*
*invites more random stuff*
leader: Ok, rdy, GO
*enters mission*
Guy1: GOGOGOGOGGOGOO!~!!@!
Guy2: WE HAVE NO MONKS, #$%^ YALL. *leaves*
*invites more random stuff*
leader: Ok, rdy, GO
*enters mission*
FalconDance
Any low level char trying to group with : "lvl xx with Dork's armor ........"
Dork's, cracks me up
Dork's, cracks me up
S_Serpent
Mostly when I'm on my monk and looking to make a pug team, I'm joking around:
"Drunken Healer/Monk looking for dwarven ale in mission, help me find it"
or "Looking to heal targets (who don't need it) - plz whisper"
or something other ...
But mostly I stay with my guildies, we actually joke around all mission long
"Drunken Healer/Monk looking for dwarven ale in mission, help me find it"
or "Looking to heal targets (who don't need it) - plz whisper"
or something other ...
But mostly I stay with my guildies, we actually joke around all mission long
quickmonty
In LA: "LFG for Galrath"
Recently, in a group:
just invited wammo "rdy?"
me "monk resetting skills"
wammo "hurry up lets go"
me "goodbye"
wammo kicked
Recently, in a group:
just invited wammo "rdy?"
me "monk resetting skills"
wammo "hurry up lets go"
me "goodbye"
wammo kicked
koneko
"lOL jOIn US MONKeYs, WE hAvE BANANAS!!!!Q!"
sirelricthemad
I love the Rank 6 with black 15k armor LFG.
Since when does rank have anything to do with PvE? Not to mention the armor.... :P
Since when does rank have anything to do with PvE? Not to mention the armor.... :P
Morat
LFG, I'm not a ranger... honest.. god please someone invite me. I'll pull what you want pulled and I've even brought healing springs. Hell, I'll use troll ungent and go self heal... just let me play please awwwww man. I've been here 45minutes now. Come on SOMEONE can spare a slot for a hard working ranger.. please?
Thats what I'm thinking, even if I'm not saying it out loud...
Thats what I'm thinking, even if I'm not saying it out loud...
M1h4iL
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Originally Posted by art_
I swear thats in someones signature over at guild-hall. Its still funny though xDD
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Pinna
Slightly un-related but along the same lines...
"Guild Recruiting! We have hall and cape!"
Great, because THAT makes you a great guild. I guess nobody else has a hall or cape, eh?
One of the best I saw was a N/Mo spamming: "Pokemon Master...erm...Minion Master lfg". I found it amusing.
"Guild Recruiting! We have hall and cape!"
Great, because THAT makes you a great guild. I guess nobody else has a hall or cape, eh?
One of the best I saw was a N/Mo spamming: "Pokemon Master...erm...Minion Master lfg". I found it amusing.
Panacea
Damn it, where's my long list of pick-up lines jokes when I need it?
Some of the more annoying ones I've seen is the all caps:
"LFG [CLASS] FOR [THING]"
or if the grammar errors are more your thing...
"LF G[CLASS]F OR[THI N.G]"
Look, I'll give you points for actually using a period, but... Still.
Some of the more annoying ones I've seen is the all caps:
"LFG [CLASS] FOR [THING]"
or if the grammar errors are more your thing...
"LF G[CLASS]F OR[THI N.G]"
Look, I'll give you points for actually using a period, but... Still.
Moa Bird Cultist
I like to keep mine simple:
Group with xxx looking for yyy to go kill/maim/destroy stuff.
Psychotic headcase elementalist seeking group for anything involving violence...
and...
Guild group looking for like-minded psychopaths with thirst for blood for FoW session!
Group with xxx looking for yyy to go kill/maim/destroy stuff.
Psychotic headcase elementalist seeking group for anything involving violence...
and...
Guild group looking for like-minded psychopaths with thirst for blood for FoW session!
Kook~NBK~
"LFG" wins it, hands down.
LFG for what? the Mission? Bonus, maybe? or a peer group? Group Therapy? A specific group? (The henchies are over under those banners, if that's the group your looking for.)
Slightly off-topic, One line I find particularly annoying is "WTS (nice, or at least decent) weapon, 20k (or more ususally PM offers) - NO NOOBS! Saw a guy do that in Tombs last night, my guildies and I decided to have a bit of fun with him. I asked "What's a noob?" other smart-alek remarks were made, and the "NO NOOBS" part came off the ad real quick
LFG for what? the Mission? Bonus, maybe? or a peer group? Group Therapy? A specific group? (The henchies are over under those banners, if that's the group your looking for.)
Slightly off-topic, One line I find particularly annoying is "WTS (nice, or at least decent) weapon, 20k (or more ususally PM offers) - NO NOOBS! Saw a guy do that in Tombs last night, my guildies and I decided to have a bit of fun with him. I asked "What's a noob?" other smart-alek remarks were made, and the "NO NOOBS" part came off the ad real quick
Yanman.be
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Originally Posted by Ira Blinks
I used to spam: "SEX! Now that I have your attention: GLF monk (whatever)"
Edit: need to mention it wasnt my idea, i stole it from someone :P |
haha that reminds me of my german teacher
the whole class was chatting, and all of a sudden she yelled SEX! to get our attention.
*she was pretty hot , I hope her next step into getting our attention is stripping or something...now THAT would be hilarious
jciardha
Hell's Precipice with guildies last night, and we already had six people. The group leader got a join request from a warrior and a monk. We were setting up when over guildchat two more guildies said they'd join the party at Hell's. And well, sorry, but guildies have priority over random pickups.
The team leader told the warrior and the monk, "Sorry, but we've got guildies coming, so we'll need you to drop please."
Their response: "----ing retards! LOL u'll never make it without us! stupid ----! i do ur mom!"
Uh, yeah, very mature. Hell's Precipice was a cakewalk with guildies, as usual.
The team leader told the warrior and the monk, "Sorry, but we've got guildies coming, so we'll need you to drop please."
Their response: "----ing retards! LOL u'll never make it without us! stupid ----! i do ur mom!"
Uh, yeah, very mature.
Hell's Precipice was a cakewalk with guildies, as usual.
Silent Kitty
"Monk looking for noobs to heal in their attempts to do a mission."
"Monk looking for rushers to heal. I carry resurrect."
"Monk looking for rushers to heal. I carry resurrect."
EternalTempest
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Originally Posted by koneko
"lOL jOIn US MONKeYs, WE hAvE BANANAS!!!!Q!"
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I hate "Looking for Monkey"....
Try the Wilds, I'm not a monkey.
Haggard
"level 20 monk LF sorrows furnace farming"
i'd be quite worried if you WEREN'T lvl 20
i'd be quite worried if you WEREN'T lvl 20
NinjaKai
Idiot: "Mezmer uz doin intrupts"
Me: No dumbass i'm the mesmer i'll decide what i'm doing.
Always get's my goat when someone thinks they can tell me what to do in a certain area. I make a habit of knowing what skills are useful in which area. Idiot warrior telling me to do interrupts in a fire island mission. Can anyone say duh.
Me: No dumbass i'm the mesmer i'll decide what i'm doing.
Always get's my goat when someone thinks they can tell me what to do in a certain area. I make a habit of knowing what skills are useful in which area. Idiot warrior telling me to do interrupts in a fire island mission. Can anyone say duh.
Jetdoc
My favorites:
"LFG or LFR" - if you're willing to get "run" through a mission, chances are you ain't gonna contribute much.
"LFG for mission - will tip leader" - this screams that you're a level 10 or below character, and won't get invited to any party.
"Tank LFG with two monks" - narrow your selection criteria further, why don't 'cha. Chances are, if a group has two monks already, they are picking and choosing who they want in the group, and it ain't gonna be a tank that already acknowledges that he's gonna need some major healing.
"LFG or LFR" - if you're willing to get "run" through a mission, chances are you ain't gonna contribute much.
"LFG for mission - will tip leader" - this screams that you're a level 10 or below character, and won't get invited to any party.
"Tank LFG with two monks" - narrow your selection criteria further, why don't 'cha. Chances are, if a group has two monks already, they are picking and choosing who they want in the group, and it ain't gonna be a tank that already acknowledges that he's gonna need some major healing.
purebad
me love you long time
Shusky
"Ranger LF team - mantra trapping, ViM trapping, spiking, synchronic swimming".
Francis Demeules
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Originally Posted by Ira Blinks
I used to spam: "SEX! Now that I have your attention: GLF monk (whatever)"
Edit: need to mention it wasnt my idea, i stole it from someone :P |
Thunderhead Keep (Maybe I talk many thing about THK because I help players to finish this mission)
Here some I got recently:
Thunderhead Keep (Maybe I talk many thing about THK because I help players to finish this mission...... weeeellllll.... at least if they dont communicate)
"LFM to do Lord of the rings part" (Yeah sure)
"MONK LFG, HAVE 3 REZ SKILLS" (why 3?)
"GLF Hot chicks to do mission"
"GLFM to do mission, Have Rank#" (I hate those guys who say Rank to enter in a group)
"Monk for hire to do mission only..... 2k!!"
"Fookin Wammo lfg for fookin mission witout fookin n00b" (I dont know why he doesnt get a group
)"GLR to do mission" (how can you run this mission?)