Skitt The Skizzle (Skale)
Skitt Skizzle (I forgot, but it was not a skale)
Both sound like hippies or gangstas...
The snow ettin bosses in Griffon's Mouth (or whatever the name was). They were both named "Snow Ettin".
Coventina the Matron (One of the most ebil mursaat monk bosses, and, before meeting her, I thought all mursaat were male...or at least the ones we fought)
Perchingbyrd (Was this some wordplay on Sitting Bull?)
The Judge (He is so not a judge. He should be named, "The Freezer")
Worst Monster name
Eldin
thor hammerbane
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Yxthoshth!
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2nded on that ranger 2ndary guy
Zhu
Worst Name-Krogg Shmush, i know it was posted before but mispelled.
I wouldnt want to be Shmushed, and im pretty sure i dont want to be Krogged either Lol..
I wouldnt want to be Shmushed, and im pretty sure i dont want to be Krogged either Lol..
dsd
dose any 1 in this game have a life i sure dont lol make sure u dont have a life and be cool like me lol
Matsumi
Sarlic The Judge (you mean Garlic? Because you might need some when fighting him, seems pretty thirsty... and what's he a judge of?) lol
Fluffyx
*cough* NIZZA THE SICKLE *cough*
WTF were they thinking with that one?
WTF were they thinking with that one?
kvndoom
This isn't my pick for the worst, just the funniest.
There's a desert Hydra mesmer boss called "Hack Chack Shwack" or something very close to that. Whenever I see him, I get images of thick yellow mucous, the kind that accompanies a very bad cold...
There's a desert Hydra mesmer boss called "Hack Chack Shwack" or something very close to that. Whenever I see him, I get images of thick yellow mucous, the kind that accompanies a very bad cold...
.killjoy
Yakslapper/.... nuff said
d4nowar
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We were laughing at Grook Plugalug the other day.
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Iceman2
JonoYawpyawl is one i like. Thats also how his name was, one word
Sir Skullcrasher
Like Rick James said (RIP) The Darkness is coming... Them mesmer bosses inside tomb sure has some funny name. 
Leonof
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Originally Posted by The New Guy
I was gonna mention "Something Pekpek" ( I dunno his first name), but you beat me to it. When we were fighting our way to Granite Citadel, as soon as we saw that monster's name 4 people including me laughed like HELL!! It turns out that the other 3 peeps who typed "ROFLMAO!" were Filipinos. I dunno if some crack head filipino submitted this funny name to ANET or this dude actually works for them, but in our language, "pekpek" means....well..."p-$$y"
Edit: LOL!! I found his name!! It's "Edibbo Pekpek" - Grawl Boss. Hmm.... "Edibbo" really sounds like "edible"! Lol! I dunno, maybe it really is a joke! |
Pentagonal_Penguin
Damned Cleric
Whenever you call an attack on it, if you have the censor on, it censors the first four letters.
Warrior: I'm attacking ----ed Cleric!
Whenever you call an attack on it, if you have the censor on, it censors the first four letters.
Warrior: I'm attacking ----ed Cleric!
Ishmaeel
Grawl boss again: Anani Mokmok. We can't help but snicker every time we see him. I guess the dev team does not know any Turkish people or they would certainly suspend the boss for an inappropriate name :P
(exercise to reader: ask around)
(exercise to reader: ask around)
Rob Van Der Sloot
I did Titan's Source the other day and laughed by ass off seeing the name of one of the titan bosses: Gigas Expii
And yeah, he did give us lots of exp.
And yeah, he did give us lots of exp.
Naxohs Seralna
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Grawl boss again: Anani Mokmok. We can't help but snicker every time we see him. I guess the dev team does not know any Turkish people or they would certainly suspend the boss for an inappropriate name :P
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At least send me a PM with what his name means, please! 
Buzzer
Jewk Swem Pleg - Hydra boss
Yichi
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Originally Posted by Formina
"Brrrr Windburn" is my pick. o_O
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travh20
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Originally Posted by Star Alfur
First that comes to mind ... Yerk Plopsquirt. (Monk Mergoyle)
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purebad
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Originally Posted by travh20
LOL, sounds like somebody going to the bathroom
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Jetdoc
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Originally Posted by kvndoom
There's a desert Hydra mesmer boss called "Hack Chack Shwack" or something very close to that.
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Mavrik
All the grawl bosses outside Droknar towards Port Sledge crack me wup 
Shigernafy
Name with a sexual reference that was mentioned earlier perhaps?
Magus elenfea
something the displeased
we were like "why is she displeased?"
oh and
"siege wurm"<--- mispelled with a complementarry "Wurm sige" attack.
we were like "why is she displeased?"
oh and
"siege wurm"<--- mispelled with a complementarry "Wurm sige" attack.
Jormund
I can't beleive nobody has gone after the White Mantle names yet, they have by far the worst names for their heroes.
Holt The Iron Boot Heel... I mean come on, hes named after a boot heel, and they even use the extra word to make sure you know its made of iron?
Cyrus The Unflattering, because what kind of hero is that uncharismatic: "When the White Mantle Justiciars just aren't enough to stop the chosen, they send in... CYRUS THE UNFLATTERING!"
Holt The Iron Boot Heel... I mean come on, hes named after a boot heel, and they even use the extra word to make sure you know its made of iron?
Cyrus The Unflattering, because what kind of hero is that uncharismatic: "When the White Mantle Justiciars just aren't enough to stop the chosen, they send in... CYRUS THE UNFLATTERING!"
The New Guy
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There is two btw it's Edibbo and Alana pekpek. Most of my friends and guildies laugh at the site of these two lol.
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Satros
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Skit Skizzle!
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Nilator
Bladed Aaxte
They use SWORDS!!! not Axe, which is almost in their name.
They use SWORDS!!! not Axe, which is almost in their name.
Blind Rage
I remember coming across 2 pinesoul, i think their names were, " deep root" and "quick root".
in new zealand "root" is slang for having sex with someone,
eg. I rooted the (fill in blank)
in new zealand "root" is slang for having sex with someone,
eg. I rooted the (fill in blank)
Ishmaeel
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Bladed Aaxte They use SWORDS!!! not Axe, which is almost in their name.
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"siege wurm"<--- mispelled with a complementarry "Wurm sige" attack.
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Ishmaeel
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Come on! I don't know any Turkish people.
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The closest translation would be : "Bambam your mother"
lg5000
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I remember coming across 2 pinesoul, i think their names were, " deep root" and "quick root".
in new zealand "root" is slang for having sex with someone, eg. I rooted the (fill in blank) |
shadowfell
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The correct spelling is Aatxe and this has nothing to do with axes. It's a mythological beast. See here : http://www.answers.com/aatxe
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wyrms actually.. in DnD
and I happen to like Odeon the Displeased...
He's really pissed off..
Jormund
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Wurm is not actually a misspelling for worm but a word that has been evolved from wyrm (old english). But you're correct in that GW wurms are actually worms
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Ishmaeel
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wyrms actually.. in DnD
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Actually I think Wurms are supposed to be very very large Worms, at least that's what I've gathered from playing MT:G, which the devs have mentioned on occassion, as Wurm creatures generally are drawn to look like... very large worms (and sometimes with draconic heads). Then again, I really probably don't know what I'm talking about and just trying to take an aimed shot into the dark. Just stuff I've noticed about the name :P .
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Tarkin
Palila Uggugg is a Necromancer Grawl boss found in Old Ascalon.
Valetudo Rubor is a Titan ranger boss. "Valetudo rubor" in my native language is like "i can do everything blush"
Vrek Qwek Spek
For more
http://www.guildwiki.org/wiki/Category:Monster_stubs
Valetudo Rubor is a Titan ranger boss. "Valetudo rubor" in my native language is like "i can do everything blush"
Vrek Qwek Spek
For more
http://www.guildwiki.org/wiki/Category:Monster_stubs
Moa Bird Cultist
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This isn't my pick for the worst, just the funniest.
There's a desert Hydra mesmer boss called "Hack Chack Shwack" or something very close to that. Whenever I see him, I get images of thick yellow mucous, the kind that accompanies a very bad cold... |
Former Ruling
One I laughed at was "Garr the Merciful" White mantle. If he is merciful why doen't he just let us pass?
Also in same mission: "Cuthbert the Chaste" They shoulda used clean....in America Chaste suggests sexual abstitence, not cleanness. Thoguh I get what they meant.
my FAVORITE boss name: Ipillo WupWup (was mentioned earlier with misspelled name)
WupWup is just fun to say.
Some honarable mentions:
Claw Fleshfixer
Torch Spitfur
Jolo Lighthaunch
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i dont even have to comment..
Also in same mission: "Cuthbert the Chaste" They shoulda used clean....in America Chaste suggests sexual abstitence, not cleanness. Thoguh I get what they meant.
my FAVORITE boss name: Ipillo WupWup (was mentioned earlier with misspelled name)
WupWup is just fun to say.
Some honarable mentions:
Claw Fleshfixer
Torch Spitfur
Jolo Lighthaunch
etcetc
i dont even have to comment..
Selerious
Chrysos the Magnetic, a mursatt elementalist boss.
quick throw some iron at the fiend.
quick throw some iron at the fiend.
Alleji
Vulg Painbrain?
(ettin)
(ettin)