Ogre-Slaying Knife

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Levinox Malice
Pre-Searing Cadet
#1
What's really the purpose of one? From what I've seen, they're horrible >_>
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AeroLion
Krytan Explorer
#2
It's a joke based on a D&D skit by the Dead Ale Wives. "The Darkness" enemies you fight in Tombs are also based on the same skit.
Fluffyx
Fluffyx
Krytan Explorer
#3
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Originally Posted by Levinox Malice
What's really the purpose of one? From what I've seen, they're horrible >_>
Pretty much what aero said, the only way you can put it to any use is illusionary weaponry maybe?
Saider maul
Saider maul
Wilds Pathfinder
#4
or assassin midgrade weapons in faction.
Savio
Savio
Teenager with attitude
#5
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Originally Posted by Fluffyx
Pretty much what aero said, the only way you can put it to any use is illusionary weaponry maybe?
Why would you use it with IW? You can't put an enchant mod on it.
chris_nin00
chris_nin00
Dun dun dun
#6
Just a collector's item. Nothing special here.

- Has no extra attack speed contrary to popular belief.
- +9 to trolls. I guess it can be used for farming trolls outside of Droks?
Savio
Savio
Teenager with attitude
#7
Ogres, not trolls.
Tsunami Rain
Tsunami Rain
mmmmmmmm pie.
#8
I wish I had one
Haggard
Haggard
Desert Nomad
#9
well, if ogres come in factions, its a 10-13 0 req sword
Jade
Jade
Jungle Guide
#10
Lol, ya, that was gonna be my point. They'll turn around and put ogres in factions and watch everyone start scrambling and paying mad mony to buy one.
Xceran
Xceran
Academy Page
#11
Hehe, that´s exactly what I´m hoping for. I have one but don´t know what to do with it. Í can´t use it and it´s not worth much. I´ll just hang on to it at the moment...
unienaule
unienaule
I dunt even get "Retired"
#12
This brings up an interesting question. Is the +9 vs. Ogres like additional skill damage, where it ignores armor? I would think so...
heavy metal rules
heavy metal rules
Frost Gate Guardian
#13
hey wheres, the cheetos, roll to see if i'm getting drunk yet..
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Rajamic
Wilds Pathfinder
#14
Then how come you had to cast Magic Missile?
Big_Iron
Big_Iron
Desert Nomad
#15
I've gotten a few in Tombs, but I'm hanging on to one. It's just cool. I did try it out on gargoyles outside of Ascalon and it did work pretty well on them. Of course they were level 3-4 and I was level 20, but....
fiery
fiery
Banned
#17
Having bought two and thought could have duel wielded them, nope.
Mournblade
Mournblade
Furnace Stoker
#18
"Ogres? Man, I've got an ogre-slaying knife. It's got a +9 against ogres."
"You're not there! You're getting drunk!"

I've never laughed so hard. =)
heavy metal rules
heavy metal rules
Frost Gate Guardian
#19
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Originally Posted by Rajamic
Then how come you had to cast Magic Missile?
I was attacking the darkness, hey roll the dice to see if i'm getting drunk yet.
manitoba1073
manitoba1073
Desert Nomad
#20
its even funnier if u find the other version of it lmoa. think its on a dvd but i cant remember where ive seen it before.