Please tell me im about bows

im a ranger ele -dont use fire skills like i used too-all i use lately is ward against mele-(earth magic)-better than many think
im hopein in factions the bow can do better than just barrage-or need better
skill wich can help ranger with mass destruct-aint winen here just think need too mix it up-my pet wolfie (very hungry) needs an arrow that can help him kick ass lol

crash

Omfg. Speechless.

Wow... just.. wow...

.....What? :S

"WELCOME TO THE END OF THE COMPUTER AGE Muahahahah!"

Don't - don't - don't - don't copy - don't copy that floppy!

Oh and if you're about bows, just type "/bow" to activate the emote - no need to thank me now!

Sticking with the title of the thread...

Bows are made of wood generally, although in this game sometimes they are made of bones and sometimes weird floaty things. They shoot these little sharp things called arrows, where occasionally there is a glitch that sticks an arrow to your hand. It looks very funny.

In real life you can get bows made of metal, and they shoot really far. They are cool.

The max damage for a bow is 15-28. Vamp mods go up to 5 on them. There are no beast mastery bows... or any bows other than marksmanship bows. The reason is because of the different classes of bows. There are many different bows with many different ranges... I'll leave it up to you to figure those you :-).

Ok... I'm done.

What to do with a bow... let me think. Hmmm....

Well, Barrage is a pretty neat skill, but kind of a waste when you're not facing a closely knit mob. Apply poison is fun, and if you haven't discovered "Ignite Arrows" you have been missing out! OH! Interrupts - those are great fun! Got a Hydra wanting to drop a Meteor Shower on your head? Pop him with "Distracting Shot" - you won't have to worry about him doing that for a while! Or you cold hit him with "Concussion Shot" -that'll REALLY mess him up!

The thing to remember in GW is that it's not all about killing the baddies. It's also about not letting the baddies kill you!

When I'm questing with my Pet, I often take Call of Haste so she can go nuts on the baddies.

lmao, god that made me laugh for some reason, must be tired.

I do not understand what crash mean's he wants something for his pet? Personaly i dont use pet's just bow skill's and use rune's for your pet if you want to make your pet stonger

"aint winen"?

Huh? Maybe you've had to much wine. Your post is total gibberish.

yea, a few too many pints lol. i read his post 3 times and still dont understand what he is saying. maybe im just tired

Id recommend taking flare and firestorm and spamming flare while firestorm recharges. You'll need the fire armor (drakescale) to match the skills you are using. Equipment-wise a Sephis Axe seems sensible. And for your elite take oath shot (when you've capped it) so you can pwn with firestorm again and again...

so .. it also floats !!
let me tell u this, ... if it weighs like a duck, u gotta burn it ^^

(damn, i luv this thread )

@Crash: just tell Anet what u want as a bow, maybe u ll get one singing Gypsy Kings Songs !!

Ok, ran what the OP said through Babel Fish a couple of times and heres what I got:

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Nope, still doesnt make sense.

Translation:


You have many high damage skills to choose from already. I, too, hope that we will get more to choose from. Don't worry, I am sure we will.

good translation!

after reading both his post did make a little sense, just poor thought process getting it out

Fungus, you are a saint walking the earth.

No, I have a 3 year old daughter. I am a professional gibberish translator.

i guess thats why i didnt translate it too well, my son is still doing the baby jibberish heh, not the toddler jibberish.

I was not referring to your linguistic proficience. My admiration was for your patience. (Come to think of it, 3 year old daughter explains that too.)