Bare in mind this is coming from the guy who made a post connecting Doctor who to GWs...
...this thread seems a bit daft because there is no way you could play GWs at work, because it would kill the bandwidth in the company/office.
They'd notice anyway. Not to mention you would be logging in on a different IP address and they might assume your hacking the account.
But good luck with getting fired
But putting it onto a pda? Honestly

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Thats like suggesting they do an xbox360 version.
Now as for realistic things....... I really want a virtual reality machine, so I can jump right in there and jig it about with all those half naked elementalist!!! Who are probably really men or 8 yr old kids. *shudders*.
I also want one of my best mate to fall inlove with me.
I want world peace and an end to hunger.
I want my ex-g/f to jump off a tall building.
I want my hair to not look stupid everytime I try to go emo, and I have to resort to getting it cut.
Anet.... please give me all these things!!!!
Sorry it had to be done.