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Kyo Yuy

Site Contributor

Join Date: Apr 2005

Devil May Cry

E/Mo

31 May 2005 at 17:24 - 1

I was hanging out in a town, and suddenly people were asking about what missions are left after Hell's Precipice. I couldn't resist, so I decided that I'd make some REALLY sarcastic remarks (note: since I have posted too many images for the site rules, I will post them as links):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/iris13/gw054.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/iris13/gw055.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/iris13/gw056.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/iris13/gw057.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/iris13/gw058.jpg

And now... for the biggest shocker of them all...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/iris13/gw059.jpg

I was really surprised that people could actually believe the bull that was coming out of my mouth. I thought I said some of the most outrageous and ridiculous things, and that nobody would actually think I was being serious. But... I guess not. o_o;

Because this is a joke, it may actually belong in Riverside... but I dunno. It was this forum or Riverside, and I couldn't decide.

I hope people get a laugh out of this...

Anyone else have funny experiences they want to talk about?

Edit: BMPs have been changed to JPGs.

Morgan19

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

VA

W/P

31 May 2005 at 17:36 - 2

Can you convert those into JPGs for easier in-browser viewing?

m19

Willow

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

31 May 2005 at 17:45 - 3

Just because YOU haven't found undead-uber-Gwen yet, don't think the rest of us haven't.

Besides, she's a Warrior. Or a Mesmer. Everyone knows that.

Kyo Yuy

Site Contributor

Join Date: Apr 2005

Devil May Cry

E/Mo

31 May 2005 at 17:56 - 4

Is her elite skill still called Super Duper Healing, or am I wrong about that too?

Chance Folly

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2005

E/Mo

31 May 2005 at 18:44 - 5

Hahaha... Classic. It's hard to believe some people are that gullible. "Super Duper Healing", I ask you...

Willow

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

31 May 2005 at 22:27 - 6

I think it's from her Flute... when you kill her she drops Gwen's Super Duper Flute, which you can salvage with a Super Duper Salvage Kit to unlock the skill.

C-Tzar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

North AL, USA

E/Mo

31 May 2005 at 22:37 - 7

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gronk

super duper bs

That's good stuff!

Antilles

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2005

Silverdale, WA

Confuzion

W/Mo

31 May 2005 at 23:20 - 8

Rofl you're so evil

DarrenJasper

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

31 May 2005 at 23:25 - 9

Funny! Also... a little frightening

WillOrWil

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2005

01 Jun 2005 at 00:00 - 10

Heh, and people get mad at me when I enter a town or city and put in the Trade channel, "WTB: 15 platinum pieces. Will pay 100 gold"

egads

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2005

01 Jun 2005 at 00:24 - 11

Haha, great stuff.

A week or two ago I saw something amusing in Augury Rock. Someone advertised a "Superior Ignore List Expansion Rune" in the Trade channel whenever someone spammed the All channel with "WTS/WTB". Unfortunately it came with a penalty of -75 friends. The same person said "LFG for mirror fight (fully infused)". Brilliant.

Weezer_Blue

Elite Guru

Join Date: Feb 2005

Just a Box in a Cage

Hurry Up The Cakes [Oven]

01 Jun 2005 at 00:32 - 12

I always thought people were stupid as hell but... damn...

Rahne Sinclaire

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

Here.

The Dopplegangers [DoP]

W/Mo

01 Jun 2005 at 00:46 - 13

I still wonder where Gwen went. O_O

C-Tzar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

North AL, USA

E/Mo

01 Jun 2005 at 00:49 - 14

Everybody wonders where Gwen went.

Kyo Yuy

Site Contributor

Join Date: Apr 2005

Devil May Cry

E/Mo

01 Jun 2005 at 02:14 - 15

Quote:

Originally Posted by C-Tzar

Everybody wonders where Gwen went.

Didn't the pictures already explain it? Gwen's Fortress? Come on... the TRUE LAST BOSS OF THE GAME. Everybody knows that.

Joshjje

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2005

01 Jun 2005 at 03:25 - 16

All this talk about Gwen, I would bet money on it that the Devs will add something to do with her in the next expansion or soon :-/

Aiwahead

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2005

Louisiana

Deciders of Fate

01 Jun 2005 at 03:31 - 17

Erm.

..Have you guys never been to the underworld? xD

Helios

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

01 Jun 2005 at 07:00 - 18

I bet none of you have been to Super Duper Underworld. The Super Duper Forgemaster crafts armor that requires 50 Super Duper Gwen flutes and costs 100 platinum per piece.

Caco-Cola

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

College Station, TX

Kansas City Hotsteppers. Hawt!

01 Jun 2005 at 07:15 - 19

I've yet to be to the underworld. Dunno how to even get there.

Man if I'd been that Gronk dude I would've played along.

Weezer_Blue

Elite Guru

Join Date: Feb 2005

Just a Box in a Cage

Hurry Up The Cakes [Oven]

01 Jun 2005 at 07:15 - 20

That's just the warrior set. The monk's robes require super duper little girl's capes and super duper shards of tapestry.

Superdan

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2005

Des Moines, Ia

R/E

01 Jun 2005 at 11:26 - 21

I think we should start that as a rumor...kind of a GuildWarsGuru only thing hehe.

C-Tzar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

North AL, USA

E/Mo

01 Jun 2005 at 12:41 - 22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caco-Cola

Man if I'd been that Gronk dude I would've played along.

Naw, It's an extra slap in the face when you have a voice of reason telling people it's BS and they're STILL falling for it.

Miral

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2005

Hell. AKA Phoenix, AZ

The Gear Trick [GEAR]

W/A

04 Jun 2005 at 21:29 - 23

you do know of course that gwen's spirit hides in the shredded tapestry piece, right? You just have to find the bigger tapestry and replace the small piece to release her in her voluptuous adult female form =) Oh, but be careful.... she packs huge twin bazookas =P

jordie

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Nottingham

W/Mo

04 Jun 2005 at 21:47 - 24

Should start a rumour that you can fight Prince Rurik's ghost.

Miral

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2005

Hell. AKA Phoenix, AZ

The Gear Trick [GEAR]

W/A

04 Jun 2005 at 22:09 - 25

Rurik's ghost is already in game. He's Gwen's mother.

Ollj

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

05 Jun 2005 at 00:39 - 26

great funny bullshit!

"i want to believe"

Shadowsting

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

Gentlemen's Club

05 Jun 2005 at 00:40 - 27

I've had wierder revalations. I won't go into huge detail, but this should suffice: My wierdest revalation: Gwen = Undead Lich = Oink (The invincible supertank).