A shimmie, a shake and a wiggle
as every near naked girl giggles
we love it so much
when 'mentalist bunch
and show us how much they can jiggle
###########
"Heal me!" the warrior doth cry
as he charges so recklessly by
The healer just might
if he wasn't all Smite
so the Meathead will just have to die.
GW Limmericks!
Dumb Quixote
Asplode
The koreans, they show us their squiggles,
As at the dais, everyone mingles.
With Balthazar's Aura,
Everyone's gonna,
Feel a lot of that holy tingle.
;D
As at the dais, everyone mingles.
With Balthazar's Aura,
Everyone's gonna,
Feel a lot of that holy tingle.
;D
Dumb Quixote
PUG'ing the Tombs is a chore
You always know what's in store
Simple mistakes
and a team full of flakes
And a new group of friends to /ignore
You always know what's in store
Simple mistakes
and a team full of flakes
And a new group of friends to /ignore
CatsPaw
um, your not going to come up with anything bad about our guild are you Dumb?? Be nice now, and I might get kaiya and sol and myself to dance the Ele dance in the hall 
Dumb Quixote
Guild...? We have a Guild? 
I wouldn't dare disparage my new friends That's why I used PUGs for that limmy.
I left you a PM on GBV... no response yet though...
I wouldn't dare disparage my new friends That's why I used PUGs for that limmy.I left you a PM on GBV... no response yet though...
CatsPaw
I am at work.... Working hard cant ya tell.
I cant get to the GBV site from here.... dang firewalls....*sigh*
PM me here....I can get it.
Working hard cant ya tell. I cant get to the GBV site from here.... dang firewalls....*sigh*
PM me here....I can get it.
Kershent
Heeey, guildies! Eh, I wish I could chime in with a limmerick, but I can't think of one.
JjK
I love that last one
JjK
gvg'ing is not what it seems.
their opponents are not just "teams"
after 15 percent
the hope does decent.
then you're left with de-venting "pings"
The charr are a threat to mankind
if in an invation you are left behind
just hold to your pants
and then type /dance
and the warmaster you hope they can find
"Guild of the Week" you mights say,
"we fought and fought every day"
then at June 1st,
the dream did disperse.
"#11's not listed, that's gay"
(http://guildwars.com/gameinfo/guilds...s-templar.html)
This game would be much more fun
If an arena was just 1 vs. 1
you could be like gwen
and slash with a grin.
but, you get no fame, so who won?
An interesting thing in this game.
Limmericks are not all the same.
their opponents are not just "teams"
after 15 percent
the hope does decent.
then you're left with de-venting "pings"
The charr are a threat to mankind
if in an invation you are left behind
just hold to your pants
and then type /dance
and the warmaster you hope they can find
"Guild of the Week" you mights say,
"we fought and fought every day"
then at June 1st,
the dream did disperse.
"#11's not listed, that's gay"
(http://guildwars.com/gameinfo/guilds...s-templar.html)
This game would be much more fun
If an arena was just 1 vs. 1
you could be like gwen
and slash with a grin.
but, you get no fame, so who won?
An interesting thing in this game.
Limmericks are not all the same.
Dumb Quixote
The Knights one is classic...
A group of WaMos connected
and adventured out unprotected
but the fire from air
did bury them there
And not one of them was resurrected
A group of WaMos connected
and adventured out unprotected
but the fire from air
did bury them there
And not one of them was resurrected
Curlyfry
Yo, ima bust out my guild wars rhymes,
Its free, i dont gotta lose no dimes,
Prince Rurik was great, but now hes undead,
man, i wish i could pump him full o' lead.
Yo warriors, time to lay the smackdown,
haha, mesmers, give em a frown,
Elementalists in all different flavors,
geo, pyro, hydro, and aero, just as long aas your a chick do i savors.(jiggle)
Monks, drop the heals and protection,
as long as you smite you can beat your reflection,
Henchies, why do u suck so much,
until your level 20, you cant use healing touch
I love guild wars, thats all i gotta say,
so stop looking at this site and go play!
NYC RULES!!!
Its free, i dont gotta lose no dimes,
Prince Rurik was great, but now hes undead,
man, i wish i could pump him full o' lead.
Yo warriors, time to lay the smackdown,
haha, mesmers, give em a frown,
Elementalists in all different flavors,
geo, pyro, hydro, and aero, just as long aas your a chick do i savors.(jiggle)
Monks, drop the heals and protection,
as long as you smite you can beat your reflection,
Henchies, why do u suck so much,
until your level 20, you cant use healing touch
I love guild wars, thats all i gotta say,
so stop looking at this site and go play!
NYC RULES!!!
Tyil Thunder Arrow
A creature half-bull and half-man
Tries to gobble you up like a flan
But you rock that dumb minotaur
Old-school like Pat Benatar
And vamoose as fast as you can.
Tries to gobble you up like a flan
But you rock that dumb minotaur
Old-school like Pat Benatar
And vamoose as fast as you can.
Dumb Quixote
Making my way to L.A.
A short lil' PUG I did play
The whole team went green
as I healed like a fiend
Thank god I know how to pray
A short lil' PUG I did play
The whole team went green
as I healed like a fiend
Thank god I know how to pray
LadyCallipyge
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dumb Quixote
"Heal me!" the warrior doth cry
as he charges so recklessly by
The healer just might
if he wasn't all Smite
so the Meathead will just have to die.
I simply love that one!
In ruined Ascalon I spied a broken flute
It belonged to Gwen, the crazy young coot
And to my surprise
I couldn't believe my eyes
When I salvaged it, it turned into loot!
(Just wishing.....maybe)
as he charges so recklessly by
The healer just might
if he wasn't all Smite
so the Meathead will just have to die.
I simply love that one!
In ruined Ascalon I spied a broken flute
It belonged to Gwen, the crazy young coot
And to my surprise
I couldn't believe my eyes
When I salvaged it, it turned into loot!
(Just wishing.....maybe)
JjK
hehe, woot! 1 shell
Kershent
"Mesmer LFG," again I shout.
I'm just about ready to pout.
A mesmer's true power
makes everyone cower,
but the fools will ignore me, no doubt.
I'm just about ready to pout.
A mesmer's true power
makes everyone cower,
but the fools will ignore me, no doubt.
ArgentLupe
There once was a Monk from Nantuckett...
Hmmm, maybe not. What about:
There once was an Elementalist from Brazil...
Nah, that won't work either. I know:
Over the hills of Ascalon
The sounds of much agony rings on
but it not versus critters
that causes these jitters
but bad limericks as told by the throngs
Hmmm, maybe not. What about:
There once was an Elementalist from Brazil...
Nah, that won't work either. I know:
Over the hills of Ascalon
The sounds of much agony rings on
but it not versus critters
that causes these jitters
but bad limericks as told by the throngs
daJwtt
w00tsickle
Miss Puddles
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kershent
"Mesmer LFG," again I shout.
I'm just about ready to pout.
A mesmer's true power
makes everyone cower,
but the fools will ignore me, no doubt. XD so true!
there once was a stalker i charmed
loved to go in the way of harm
now my skills are diabled
i hope that i'm able
to book it away from these charr
I'm just about ready to pout.
A mesmer's true power
makes everyone cower,
but the fools will ignore me, no doubt. XD so true!
there once was a stalker i charmed
loved to go in the way of harm
now my skills are diabled
i hope that i'm able
to book it away from these charr
TheBuster
I once tamed this breast called a dog,
It had an obscenely large ****,
In every battle,
The monsters were dazzled,
Cause he ejaculated a frog!
It had an obscenely large ****,
In every battle,
The monsters were dazzled,
Cause he ejaculated a frog!
Gedscho
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dumb Quixote
"Heal me!" the warrior doth cry
as he charges so recklessly by
The healer just might
if he wasn't all Smite just leave it like this and i LOVE IT
as he charges so recklessly by
The healer just might
if he wasn't all Smite just leave it like this and i LOVE IT
Kershent
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gedscho
just leave it like this and i LOVE IT
Limerick:
A light humorous, nonsensical, or bawdy verse of five anapestic lines usually with the rhyme scheme aabba.
Without "So the meathead will just have to die," it sounds like the poem was just cut off. If he just had those two cuplets, it would 1.) Be crappy, and 2.) Not be a limerick.
/smartass
A light humorous, nonsensical, or bawdy verse of five anapestic lines usually with the rhyme scheme aabba.
Without "So the meathead will just have to die," it sounds like the poem was just cut off. If he just had those two cuplets, it would 1.) Be crappy, and 2.) Not be a limerick.
/smartass
GranDeWun
Forever I say: "Forget bonus."
"If you aggro all groups they will own us."
My PUGs don't go well,
With players from hell -
And thats why I'm stuck at Elona's.
"If you aggro all groups they will own us."
My PUGs don't go well,
With players from hell -
And thats why I'm stuck at Elona's.
EnDinG
I run with a smile,
Henchmen are so guile,
Standing up on a tile,
I await just awhile,
Runing back the last mile,
I found them in file,
All stuck on the last, bloody damn isle.
Henchmen are so guile,
Standing up on a tile,
I await just awhile,
Runing back the last mile,
I found them in file,
All stuck on the last, bloody damn isle.
GranDeWun
A leet kid who once played Diablo
Jumped in and whipped up a WaMo
Used a runner to Droknar's for threads
Now he charges straight at all the reds
"And if you don't like it you're homo!"
Jumped in and whipped up a WaMo
Used a runner to Droknar's for threads
Now he charges straight at all the reds
"And if you don't like it you're homo!"
JjK
After HoH'ing was a success,
and realising that I am the best.
Doing it over again
17 consec. win
The fun of this game is much less.
and realising that I am the best.
Doing it over again
17 consec. win
The fun of this game is much less.
Snipe Kan
nice gloating but maybe lets not do it in ARTS section?
Snipe Kan
Quote:
Originally Posted by JjK
After HoH'ing was a success,
and realising that I am the best.
Doing it over again
17 consec. win
The fun of this game is much less. woow it told me this was the first post in this thread sorry about that. but nice poem its interesting
and realising that I am the best.
Doing it over again
17 consec. win
The fun of this game is much less. woow it told me this was the first post in this thread sorry about that. but nice poem its interesting
Gedscho
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kershent
Limerick:
A light humorous, nonsensical, or bawdy verse of five anapestic lines usually with the rhyme scheme aabba.
Without "So the meathead will just have to die," it sounds like the poem was just cut off. If he just had those two cuplets, it would 1.) Be crappy, and 2.) Not be a limerick.
/smartass sorry, in german a limerick is a "schüttelreim" (like "shaking rhyme") and with the 4 lines it perfectly qualifies as one.
and to my german ears it sounds cut off with the fifth line, that also sounds outta rhythym to me.
A light humorous, nonsensical, or bawdy verse of five anapestic lines usually with the rhyme scheme aabba.
Without "So the meathead will just have to die," it sounds like the poem was just cut off. If he just had those two cuplets, it would 1.) Be crappy, and 2.) Not be a limerick.
/smartass sorry, in german a limerick is a "schüttelreim" (like "shaking rhyme") and with the 4 lines it perfectly qualifies as one.
and to my german ears it sounds cut off with the fifth line, that also sounds outta rhythym to me.