Well if it doesn't, try grouping with a few strangers or turning your chat text back on!

Here's a short list of Player imbecilities that make me go "Gggrrrrr!":
1.) Without a monk there is no universe.
The biggest, greatest and most stupid blunder of them all. This reflects the inferiority complexes that most "uber" characters have. Without a monk velcroed to their collective posteriors, they must play cautiously, use skill, tactics and actual thought before committing to any action.
Thus, when someone tells you;
"We can't do x without a monk."
What they are really saying is,
" I have no skill and require a monk to keep my sorry azz alive."
Some of the best, most efficient and fun groups I have ever been in had no monk whatsoever, (but everyone had at least a limited ability to heal or rez) So when uber_idiot007 states, "No mission without a monk" just drop the group and seek higher evolved life forms...like hamsters perhaps...
2.) My middle name is "kamikaze..."
Aye, it is fun to see how large a train of nasties you can drag around a zone once in a while. . .but as a regular habit?
Nay says I; that path is a general indicator of absent intellect, game mechanic cluelessness, and overall woolly thinking.
In many cases, the characters name is a dead giveaway; don't expect skillful play from anyone named after food, sex, bodily excretions, or other mundane and inane subject matter.
As a matter of personal habit, I simply refuse to group with these players, and I now have the success (level, gear, skills and knowledge) these scrubs will never know.
The typical kamikaze player comes in two exotic flavors, both far too common (for this players tastes) and both lethal - avoid at all costs:
Spontaneous Combustion: (SC)
Typically represented by 90% of the teeming Warrior/Monk Lemming clones; (no insult intended to the rare 10%) The "SC" Kamikaze, upon entering any mission simply beelines for the largest mass of red dots on the radar and proceeds to dump them on your group.
A true artist of this technique will have the MOBs on you as other players are still zoning in, casting protective buffs, or attempting to scan their surroundings first.
Results: Upon the immediate demise of the entire party, the SC Kamikaze immediately starts spouting garbage about how "unskilled" and "noob" the rest of the party is - don't be deceived; he's the idiot supreme.
Solution: If you discover you have an SC, let him attain oneness with the void - alone. Run off and let him become the smoking pile of ash he craves to be, then press on as if he never existed; ignoring any pitious pleas or threats to rez or otherwise save his sorry self.
Delayed Fuse: (DF) Similar to the SC kamikaze in lack of brain activity, reflexes, or the ability to shape coherent thought, the DF Kamikaze simply waits until he is bored, not getting the drops he wants, or doesn't understand how the F12 key works. At some point in the mission, he simply decides the time is now ripe to destroy the party and proceeds to pull a lethal number of nasties onto the party - preferably right after a huge fight when everyone is out of power, wounded or both. A master-class DF waits until the party is a pinky-toe distance away from the mission conclusion to execute his deadly plan.
Results: The DF upon destroying the party is typically silent, perhaps role-playing his cadaverous state to perfection? If pressed as to reasons why he self-destructed, common responses include:
"Beep-beep, zip-tang!"
"Dunno."
"Meh?"
Solution: Watch your radar and the suspected lemming accordingly. A DF is easier to defuse than an SC because you can (if alert) see his auto-destruct sequence in progress. Don't ask why he is darting towards the mass of red dots - simply yell RUN to the group and depart in the opposite direction.
3.) "More uber than thou..."
These players typically have names with titles (Lord, Emperor, Sir etc.) and of course the all important "power words" of Death, doom, slayer, mega, ultra, and black, shadow, night, darkness, evil, etc.
. . . Aye, I just named 80% of the players!
Once in group, it is terribly important that these fiends KNOW you are not as good as them. You might think you are, but really - you aren't. If they die (which is often) they spout obsenity, calling the group "noobs" and other euphemisms, stating how as an uber player they never die unless you get them killed by your OBVIOUS idiot actions.
Don't be fooled.
An idiot is still an idiot - even if he has shiny armor and a dragonfire sword.
Solution: They usually solve themselves - dropping the group in a fit of pique. Otherwise simply state these simple words:
"No, you are not uber."
Warning: this may cause them to go into kamikaze mode...
That's all I have right now - there are many more no doubt! Expand the list as desired.
