Why Do I Close Threads?

Heres a small list of reasons why I close a thread outside of the forum guideline set up / things I typically hate. If you find your post for some reason doesn't fall under the guidelines or under the little list found below, feel free to send me a PM and ask me why. You might have even given me a reason to add a new point to the list.
People who decide to post a million messages in their thread then delete them thinking that mods can't read. Trolls. If you decide to post in a thread, and if you aren't going to make a bid, then I suggest you leave it without making a post about how the item sucks and shouldn't be worth anything. 24 hour rule is there for a purpose. Breaking it means I break open my can of close your thread. People with big mouths who think they know everything there is to know. Take it to another forum, I'm not here to read loud mouth posts. Don't message me with "Well so and so hasn't had their thread closed!". I don't want to hear it. Either I missed it or haven't gotten around to it. Send me a PM if it deserves to be closed. "But he got a warning!" Yes, I might give out a warning depending on how much work I have to do in order to fix the thread you posted. Including edits, deletes, and moving things around. I'm not your thread maid.
I hope this list won't expand.

Note:
Since it would take me a year or so to actually PM each of those who sell items and actually don't post inside of the 24 hour rule, heres a special thanks straight from me. I will keep locking and deleting threads of those who don't follow the guidelines just so everyone has a fair chance here in order to keep those who are faithful to continue doing so.

*Edit*
This is a thread that Inde stuck up for everyone to read. It can highlight many things you shouldn't do that can really irk us. Feel free to look at it.
What to do to get banned.

A thread that deserves mention: This gets you banned.