19 Jun 2005 at 19:42 - 8
Now ArenaNet will have to make a title of "Ub3r L337 Sk0lz" for this here, only one per professions. Ohhh, I'm getting some ideas for future skills!
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Undead Hordes
All dead foes rise twice there level and attack your oppenents for 781...900 damage per second for ten seconds. This attack cannot be blocked or evaded.
Attribute: Death Magic; Energy: 1; Recharge Time: 1; Casting Time: N/A
19 Jun 2005 at 22:25 - 9
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Originally Posted by Ginko
Now ArenaNet will have to make a title of "Ub3r L337 Sk0lz" for this here, only one per professions. Ohhh, I'm getting some ideas for future skills!
my necromancer would love that combine it with death nova and u got a weapon of mass destruction lol
19 Jun 2005 at 22:38 - 10
oh wow finally we've wanted this for ages. yay anet!
19 Jun 2005 at 23:42 - 11
omfgrotflmaobbqhaxxorzwtfleet? Le cool!
20 Jun 2005 at 00:16 - 12
I like my Collector's Edition aura better:
20 Jun 2005 at 00:24 - 13
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Originally Posted by ackir
I like my Collector's Edition aura better:
Much impressiveness. Have we all taken a break to now paintshop screens? If that is the case..maybe they need add some of that summer content. 
20 Jun 2005 at 00:28 - 14
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Originally Posted by Shadowsting
omfgrotflmaobbqhaxxorzwtfleet? Le cool!
BBQ Haxx0rz? 
Btw, that Dwayna's Aura sucks, it's an enchantment, half the monsters carry enchantment removals. That skills needs to be SERIOUSLY upgraded, so it can't be removed. Pssssh Anet, you have to do better than that to impress someone! 
Creston
20 Jun 2005 at 01:58 - 15
make dwayna's aura like something from mtg. "you cannot be the target of spells or abilities."
20 Jun 2005 at 02:12 - 16
Awesome job. Now if only we had a "Destroy Self" spell for Monks, so that the complainers could see what happens without us...oh wait, we have the quit button!
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20 Jun 2005 at 02:18 - 17
We need to redo Warrior's Cunning:
Warrior's Cunning: Sacrifice entire party. Deal 10% more damage and gain a 1337% stupidity boost.
20 Jun 2005 at 03:52 - 18
Hahaha
20 Jun 2005 at 05:00 - 19
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Originally Posted by Shadowsting
We need to redo Warrior's Cunning:
Warrior's Cunning: Sacrifice entire party. Deal 10% more damage and gain a 1337% stupidity boost.
Actually, that would make for a VERY evil Blood Magic skill :
Sacrifice 33% of maximum health of party, gain +10 energy regen. Hehe, something tells me you wouldn't be a very popular necromancer...
Creston
20 Jun 2005 at 05:19 - 20
Heh, I think there's a hidden Warrior skill that every warrior, even secondaries, have, yet they don't talk about:
LEEROY JENKINS!
Description: Shout. For 239-999999 seconds, your speed increases by 66%, including foes around you. You go into automatic run, collecting all mobs within a 200-500m distance and directing yourself back to your party. Party then suffers from "Stupidity" condition for 239-999999 seconds (50% chance per individual party member, 90% chance for whole party). While under "Stupidity," party members cannot fight as a team.
Energy Cost: 5
Casting Time: -10 seconds
Recharge Time: 0 seconds
Skill Type: Aggro Attack
Linked Attribute: Tactics
20 Jun 2005 at 05:57 - 21
Ranger Skill:
Unfertile Season:
Nature Ritual. For 80-99999999999 seconds, All farming spots in area are nerfed to hell resulting in your entire guild leaving the game for weeks at a time because they're sick of trying to unlock things and then being continually hindered.
20 Jun 2005 at 14:28 - 22
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Originally Posted by Seth Oriath
Heh, I think there's a hidden Warrior skill that every warrior, even secondaries, have, yet they don't talk about:
LEEROY JENKINS!
Description: Auto Activating Shout. For 239-999999 seconds, your speed increases by 66%, including foes around you. You go into automatic run, collecting all mobs within a 200-500m distance and directing yourself back to your party. Party then suffers from "Stupidity" condition for 239-999999 seconds (50% chance per individual party member, 90% chance for whole party). While under "Stupidity," party members cannot fight as a team.
Adrenaline Cost: Always active as long as you have adrenaline.
Casting Time: -10 seconds
Recharge Time: 0 seconds
Skill Type: Aggro Attack / Party Annoyance
Linked Attribute: Lack Of Tactics
I made some changes, you had some errors in there.
20 Jun 2005 at 15:04 - 23
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Originally Posted by Creston
Actually, that would make for a VERY evil Blood Magic skill :
Sacrifice 33% of maximum health of party, gain +10 energy regen. Hehe, something tells me you wouldn't be a very popular necromancer...
Creston
You're missing the point. The clue is in the skill name (Warrior's Cunning).
20 Jun 2005 at 16:37 - 24
I enjoy Warrio's Cunning. 
20 Jun 2005 at 19:26 - 25
heheh that's good where exactly can i find that skill(just kidding am not that dumb)
20 Jun 2005 at 21:58 - 26
Curse of the Whiner
Hex spell. If target is whining when this spell lands they are instantly teleported to the GWG forum and forced to read [15-255] pages of virtually identical posts authored by Weezer Blue.
21 Jun 2005 at 03:45 - 27
Super Slingshot of Death
Monster-only spell. Attribute: lag
Foe freezes up for 4-87 seconds, then teleports clear across the playing field into a position where he will not only aggro another mob, but will be in prime position for a major clusterf-
24 Jul 2005 at 17:47 - 28
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Originally Posted by Weezer_Blue
Ranger Skill:
Unfertile Season:
Nature Ritual. For 80-99999999999 seconds, All farming spots in area are nerfed to hell resulting in your entire guild leaving the game for weeks at a time because they're sick of trying to unlock things and then being continually hindered.
We already have that one
25 Jul 2005 at 01:26 - 29
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Hoek
Curse of the Whiner
Hex spell. If target is whining when this spell lands they are instantly teleported to the GWG forum and forced to read [15-255] pages of virtually identical posts authored by Weezer Blue.
"Whiner!"
Shout. For the next 24 hours, party becomes a group of assholes who flame anyone who has a legitimate complaint, especially when it is put in the form of a joke. Effect is reinstated every time target enemy tries to justify his complaint with information and official quotes from trusted sources, including the official website of the game. While under "Whiner!", party members do not listen to reason, and pretend that Guild Wars was intended to be a regular, cliche MMO rather than a PvP oriented "Competitive" ORPG.
25 Jul 2005 at 03:59 - 30
I don't want any new skills, I just want Taste of Death to be fixed. It has lots of bugs:
I cannot cast this on my pet.
I cannot cast this on my allies.
I cannot cast this on my allies' pets.
25 Jul 2005 at 04:47 - 31
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Originally Posted by Weezer_Blue
"Whiner!"
Shout. For the next 24 hours, party becomes a group of assholes who flame anyone who has a legitimate complaint, especially when it is put in the form of a joke. Effect is reinstated every time target enemy tries to justify his complaint with information and official quotes from trusted sources, including the official website of the game. While under "Whiner!", party members do not listen to reason, and pretend that Guild Wars was intended to be a regular, cliche MMO rather than a PvP oriented "Competitive" ORPG.
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The description seems a bit long to fit in the text box. I propose a few revisions.
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"Whiner"
Shout: Target enemy begins to emit an annoying repetative whining sound and can only attack a single target. Each consecutive attack deals 7-17 damage less than the previous attack. When damage reaches zero, the weapon is destroyed and the whining sound ends.
I appreciate your resolve to have your concerns adressed, but you seldom talk about anything else. Congrats on YET ANOTHER thread you have derailed with your fixation.
25 Jul 2005 at 11:12 - 32
omfg nice anet. where can i get this skill at??
25 Jul 2005 at 12:27 - 33
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Originally Posted by Third Quarter
I don't want any new skills, I just want Taste of Death to be fixed. It has lots of bugs:
I cannot cast this on my pet.
I cannot cast this on my allies.
I cannot cast this on my allies' pets.
thats not a bug. its meant to target undead allys only!
25 Jul 2005 at 12:47 - 34
"Call your friends" - Shout - When "call your friends" is activated all your teammates get their friends (from their friend list) teleported to aid you in battle for 0.0000001-60 seconds. When "Call your friends" ends you and your teammates are banned from GW.
25 Jul 2005 at 13:26 - 35
Armageddon
Spell. Every foe within 5 miles takes 957... 500 000 damage per second for 30 seconds. This attack goes through enchantments and cannot be blocked or evaded. Caster gains +20 energy regeneration.
Casting Time: 1/10 seconds, Recharge Time: 1 second, Energy Cost: 5 Energy
25 Jul 2005 at 15:19 - 36
Goggles
Spell. Do nothing.
25 Jul 2005 at 15:28 - 37
What about...
Spell: Balthazars STFU
Attribute: Protection Prayres
Type: Stance
For 60-120 seconds target other ally cannot use the words heal, noob, rank, teamspeak, elite, job, moron. If he does so, balthazars hand will come down and slap the poor moron uh... fellow around.
Spell: Energy Denial
Attribute: Tactics
Type: Enchantment
While you maintain this enchantment, you totally deny the existence of energy and expect your monks to do the same.
Seriously, the first spell would be uber... it would cut down guildwars communication by 98 % and thus make more room for bandwith.
25 Jul 2005 at 23:56 - 38
That Blood Magic skill listed above is TOO good.
Mo/n saccing 33% party HP to have 12 arrows of energy regen?!?! nothing would ever die :P
26 Jul 2005 at 00:09 - 39
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Originally Posted by Iceciro
That Blood Magic skill listed above is TOO good.
Mo/n saccing 33% party HP to have 12 arrows of energy regen?!?! nothing would ever die :P
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I hope you got the joke. Anywway, here's another "joking" skill, 2 points if you know where I got it:
"Rip and Tear!"
Elite Shout. Lose all adrenaline to deal 15 points of damage to a single target. Target must have huge guts for this to work.
Adrenaline Cost: A lot.
Linked attribute: None.
