pet rock, charmable

I love seeing some of the retarded things that NPC's say to each other. The stupid jokes, the lies (oh god the lies!!!!), the bickering... it's awesome. And all the subtle references, Bonetti's Defence, Carlotta the spider, Ellie Rigby... I'd like to see them put in some gag features. It would be funny to see a pet rock as a charmable pet.
-can't be killed
-returns 1 dmg but does none
-doesn't move
-has googly eyes pasted on the front

I would also like to see, on the subject of gag items, a pillow as a weapon. This was mentioned in an older thread for novelty items that eventually drifted under the dregs of the forum. A pillow that does like 1 or 2 dmg max, can be equipped in town, and is 2 handed. It would be great!

I agree, gag "gifts" as i would say, would make a wonderfull gold sink too... i guess i'd purchase them for the same reason i like to purchase ale, it's fun, and funny.

or special events (gold sinks) like xmas and thanksgiving/halloween etc
you can buy get special quest stuff to do verry funny helping santa get his presents back wich have been stolen by ettins ooh lord that would be fun

-.- I would like to buy some of those exploding gnomes for some people.....