Guide to Autioning Lingo

Here are some lingo and what they really mean...

"C/O" or "c/o" - current offer
Example. "WTS POS item description goes here C/O 30k"
Actual meaning... "No one is really offering that exuberant amount, I just want to rip you off at this amount or higher."
Alternate meaing... "This POS item is actually worth 1/10th of the C/O value."


"serious offers only"
Actual meaning... "If you are not willing get ripped off, don't bother me."

I'm sure you guys can think of more.

LFG WITH NO IDIOTS
Actual meaning... "I am too stupid to notice that the reason I am always losing is because I AM an idiot"

"NEED A MONK THAT CAN HEAL - NO F'IN NOOBS"

meaning - "I don't know how to use teamwork and you should be able to keep me alive no matter how many mobs I aggro"

GODLY

Meaning "I want the l33t3st weapon I can find. I have no idea what that would be, or what mods it needs to have!"

W/Mo LFG

Means: Everybody cut me down and laugh that I use such a common profession combination.

Or: Hey everyone, I'm going to aggro 20 things and get us all killed.

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Seriously, the majority of my guild wars days (beta and retail) has been with my W/Mo. Unless I construct a resume of how I'm not stupid no one ever lets me join.

Example: W/Mo LFG for UW/Fissure. I follow orders, I don't run ahead, I don't quit mid mission. I use def.skills so monks don't have to babysit me.

I wish I didn't have to type so much to get into a simple group. And as for starting my own group...HA!! That ne-heever goes anywhere.

^ too true!

I've resorted to the resume thing just to get in most of the time.

even they its a long wait.

the problem is that people assume your an idiot because of your professions