Turmoil, turmoil. I thought everyone who joined my story thread would carry it on but no, they've all gone.
Someone PLEASE start something.
RPG!!(Want more!Plz read 1st post)
Symeon
hawk3y3
...Bump!...
Storm Crow
Ok, I've had ENOUGH and if the VERY NEXT POST IN THIS FREAKING THREAD IS NOT ROLEPLAY, IT CAN JUST BE DELETED
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and stop with the bumps and long spaces, God.
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and stop with the bumps and long spaces, God.
hawk3y3
Sorry Stormcrow, I just kinda like doing that though. anyway. I entitled the RPing piece, Invasion of the Dwarves.
Once upon a time somewhere up in the Shiverpeaks, the evil dwarf organization, the Stone Guard? dwarves were planning on attacking the small rest town of Yak's Bend. What they didn't suspect was that HE was there. Yes I'm talking about Faven, the shortest Ranger alive. He shot with perfect targeting. When the dwarves arrived, Faven shot down every single one of them the town praised him. The End...
Happy now?
Once upon a time somewhere up in the Shiverpeaks, the evil dwarf organization, the Stone Guard? dwarves were planning on attacking the small rest town of Yak's Bend. What they didn't suspect was that HE was there. Yes I'm talking about Faven, the shortest Ranger alive. He shot with perfect targeting. When the dwarves arrived, Faven shot down every single one of them the town praised him. The End...
Happy now?
Polloloco3
Damn you role players sure are serious!
ownage of teh elite
"I need you to collect the written testimonials of the 10 witnesses for me. Could you do that for me? I'll certainly reward you richly for your troubles!" Andar D'leod said, indicating a large leather bag, and shaking them for good measure so that the chink chink of many gold pieces could be heard.
Andar D'leod stood anxiously, waiting for a reply. But none came. Andar D'leod surveyed the two men that were in front of him, wondering if they were going to accept any time soon, or if they were just two stupid drifters. The shorter one was staring at the leather bag with huge eyes, obviously anxious to take it's contents for himself. The taller one...well he was different. His hazel eyes and his face revealed no emotions, no feelings, no thoughts whatsoever, unlike his eye-boggled companion.
Andar shifted his stance, as if to say "Well? What say you? The shorter drifter seemed to jump and come to, as if woken from a trance when the leather bag moved. The taller drifter didn't seem to notice at all, staring at the nearby hill. Andar was about to ask the two if they were going to accept, when the short person quickly said "We accept!"
It wasn't until then that the taller drifter talked.
"Plat...I swear by Grenth...Your going to get us both killed with your lust for money."
The voice was rasped, and eery.
Andar shivered, although his clothes and his bulky form covered it.
"You...Andar or whatever the Krytans call you. Like I told you before...we are not interested in your own troubles. We are only interested in some shelter and food. We dont need money." At this, he glared at the shorter person.
"B-But the money..."
"Forget the money, Plat. If I wanted to get us money, I could just go and kill those ettins over there. They're bound to drop more money than this rambling Krytan."
Andar's temper flared. No one dared to mock him. His status was well known among society, and this stranger had the guts to talk to him with such insolence.
"Well, let's see you TRY you crazy blood-lusting vampire!"
The taller figure stiffened. His hazel eyes narrowed, and his mouth opened in a growl. Six, long, sharp teeth could be seen, extending every second.
Suddenly, the shorter figure jumped in front of the "blood-lusting vampire"
"No no no! Wait! You can't attack this Krytan, Vanatiel!"
"Why not." the necromancer replied, through bared fangs.
"Because you promised Alicia!"
The necromancer seemed to lose a few of his maniacal features, his teeth starting to grow shorter, and his eyes lost it's crazed look.
"I guess I did...But I'm still thirsty. I think I'm going to go satiate my thirst. I've never really cared for monster blood...but since you won't let me eat this stupid Krytan..."
Vanatiel ran off before Plat could stop him, disappearing over the hill.
Andar stared, wide-eyed.
Plat noticed, giving Andar a dry look of humour.
"That guy is crazy...Don't worry a few oversized monsters won't be the end of him."
Plat said down, and waited, with an expectant look upon his face.
It wasn't long until inhuman ettin roars could be heard
One...two...three roars in all.
Soon after, Vanatiel appeared, holding three small chinkling bags.
"See Plat? That fat Krytan over there isn't the only fat thing that got money!" Vanatiel called out.
Plat smiled and threw a rock at the necromancer, hitting him square on the head.
Andar D'leod stood anxiously, waiting for a reply. But none came. Andar D'leod surveyed the two men that were in front of him, wondering if they were going to accept any time soon, or if they were just two stupid drifters. The shorter one was staring at the leather bag with huge eyes, obviously anxious to take it's contents for himself. The taller one...well he was different. His hazel eyes and his face revealed no emotions, no feelings, no thoughts whatsoever, unlike his eye-boggled companion.
Andar shifted his stance, as if to say "Well? What say you? The shorter drifter seemed to jump and come to, as if woken from a trance when the leather bag moved. The taller drifter didn't seem to notice at all, staring at the nearby hill. Andar was about to ask the two if they were going to accept, when the short person quickly said "We accept!"
It wasn't until then that the taller drifter talked.
"Plat...I swear by Grenth...Your going to get us both killed with your lust for money."
The voice was rasped, and eery.
Andar shivered, although his clothes and his bulky form covered it.
"You...Andar or whatever the Krytans call you. Like I told you before...we are not interested in your own troubles. We are only interested in some shelter and food. We dont need money." At this, he glared at the shorter person.
"B-But the money..."
"Forget the money, Plat. If I wanted to get us money, I could just go and kill those ettins over there. They're bound to drop more money than this rambling Krytan."
Andar's temper flared. No one dared to mock him. His status was well known among society, and this stranger had the guts to talk to him with such insolence.
"Well, let's see you TRY you crazy blood-lusting vampire!"
The taller figure stiffened. His hazel eyes narrowed, and his mouth opened in a growl. Six, long, sharp teeth could be seen, extending every second.
Suddenly, the shorter figure jumped in front of the "blood-lusting vampire"
"No no no! Wait! You can't attack this Krytan, Vanatiel!"
"Why not." the necromancer replied, through bared fangs.
"Because you promised Alicia!"
The necromancer seemed to lose a few of his maniacal features, his teeth starting to grow shorter, and his eyes lost it's crazed look.
"I guess I did...But I'm still thirsty. I think I'm going to go satiate my thirst. I've never really cared for monster blood...but since you won't let me eat this stupid Krytan..."
Vanatiel ran off before Plat could stop him, disappearing over the hill.
Andar stared, wide-eyed.
Plat noticed, giving Andar a dry look of humour.
"That guy is crazy...Don't worry a few oversized monsters won't be the end of him."
Plat said down, and waited, with an expectant look upon his face.
It wasn't long until inhuman ettin roars could be heard
One...two...three roars in all.
Soon after, Vanatiel appeared, holding three small chinkling bags.
"See Plat? That fat Krytan over there isn't the only fat thing that got money!" Vanatiel called out.
Plat smiled and threw a rock at the necromancer, hitting him square on the head.
Storm Crow
GOOD BOY! now I want this....like.......doubled or tripiled. It can be my Christmas present.
ownage of teh elite
I just read our posts from WAY BACK WHEN...
When Alicia and Sanjinu were getting the hots for each other in a JAIL CELL!!!
Bwahahahhahaaha.
I've just realized how bad my brain is now.
-_-
I've lost my talent!
LOST IT!
When Alicia and Sanjinu were getting the hots for each other in a JAIL CELL!!!
Bwahahahhahaaha.
I've just realized how bad my brain is now.
-_-
I've lost my talent!
LOST IT!
Storm Crow
Quote:
Originally Posted by ownage of teh elite
I just read our posts from WAY BACK WHEN...
When Alicia and Sanjinu were getting the hots for each other in a JAIL CELL!!!
Bwahahahhahaaha.
I've just realized how bad my brain is now.
-_-
I've lost my talent!
LOST IT!
Yeah, yeah...
but heres a fix: write MORE, just do it. whenever you have a spare second WRITE, it doesnt matter what it's about, just do it.
*from the part of Licia that has TAKEN OVER my mind* It would've only been better with a necro.....male eles SCARE me....
When Alicia and Sanjinu were getting the hots for each other in a JAIL CELL!!!
Bwahahahhahaaha.
I've just realized how bad my brain is now.
-_-
I've lost my talent!
LOST IT!
Yeah, yeah...but heres a fix: write MORE, just do it. whenever you have a spare second WRITE, it doesnt matter what it's about, just do it.
*from the part of Licia that has TAKEN OVER my mind* It would've only been better with a necro.....male eles SCARE me....
ownage of teh elite
Trapped in Jail Cell with a Necro = Bad
Kissing a Necro in Jail Cell = What have you gotten yourself into...
Taking off your top to reveal a skin-tight black top while kissing a necro = Might as well bury yourself
A male ele is much more uhh, lets see. Composed.
Yes that's the right word.
Composed.
Necro's have too many feelings that they don't show.
Feelings aren't always good...
EDIT
IVE REALIZED HOW UGLY MY AVATAR IS
CHANGING...
Kissing a Necro in Jail Cell = What have you gotten yourself into...
Taking off your top to reveal a skin-tight black top while kissing a necro = Might as well bury yourself
A male ele is much more uhh, lets see. Composed.
Yes that's the right word.
Composed.
Necro's have too many feelings that they don't show.
Feelings aren't always good...
EDIT
IVE REALIZED HOW UGLY MY AVATAR IS
CHANGING...
Storm Crow
awesome! I hated that avvy ^^
hawk3y3
Ok so ummm did someone make a new storyline or not... Sry for me ruining the old one. *Begs for forgiveness*
Symeon
Mwahahahaha...oops! Dang! Did they see me! Better post this quick!
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Vanatiel and Plat were standing by the dead ettins. Plat had just thrown a rock at Vanatiel's head. Blood was streaming out.
'Bad idea, Plat,' said Vanatiel, sniffing the blood and licking his lips.
Plat screamed and ran towards Beetletun. Suddenly, a random W/Mo appeared.
'WTF?' said Plat. 'You weren't in our party, how did you get into the...er...our...version of the area?'
'Farm ettins,' said the W/Mo.
'Ah,' said Plat. 'But, how did you get here?'
'From Beetletun,' said the W/Mo, then sprinted off.
'He didn't answer my question...'
SMACK. SCREAM. SCRATCH.
'No, Vanatiel, get off me you blundering idiot!'
'What else do you expect me to do?'
'Arghhh...I don't know...'
Then...*Light bulb above head* 'Go eat that noob W/Mo. Look, he's crying cos we killed his ettins. Like, ettin farming is rubbish now anyway, innit,' said Plat.
'Ok,' said Vanatiel. 'Just don't say innit again. That's annoying.'
And Vanatiel approached the W/Mo, who was sitting crying beside the ettins, and began to eat him. The W/Mo could not do anything as he was on the floor, and tired from weeping.
'Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Munch munch suck suck suck suck suck slurp suck suck slurp slurp mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ .....'
Plat laughed.
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*scream*
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Vanatiel and Plat were standing by the dead ettins. Plat had just thrown a rock at Vanatiel's head. Blood was streaming out.
'Bad idea, Plat,' said Vanatiel, sniffing the blood and licking his lips.
Plat screamed and ran towards Beetletun. Suddenly, a random W/Mo appeared.
'WTF?' said Plat. 'You weren't in our party, how did you get into the...er...our...version of the area?'
'Farm ettins,' said the W/Mo.
'Ah,' said Plat. 'But, how did you get here?'
'From Beetletun,' said the W/Mo, then sprinted off.
'He didn't answer my question...'
SMACK. SCREAM. SCRATCH.
'No, Vanatiel, get off me you blundering idiot!'
'What else do you expect me to do?'
'Arghhh...I don't know...'
Then...*Light bulb above head* 'Go eat that noob W/Mo. Look, he's crying cos we killed his ettins. Like, ettin farming is rubbish now anyway, innit,' said Plat.
'Ok,' said Vanatiel. 'Just don't say innit again. That's annoying.'
And Vanatiel approached the W/Mo, who was sitting crying beside the ettins, and began to eat him. The W/Mo could not do anything as he was on the floor, and tired from weeping.
'Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Munch munch suck suck suck suck suck slurp suck suck slurp slurp mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ .....'
Plat laughed.
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*scream*
ownage of teh elite
ownage of teh elite
hawk3y3
Symeon
hawk3y3
I need a new avatar. The one I got now sucks...Post suggestions!
Symeon
Quote:
Originally Posted by hawk3y3
That would be a nice avvy.-------------------------------------
After Vantiel had sucked the W/Mo for a few minutes, he licked his lips, then fell on the floor.
'Vantie?' inquired Plat. 'VANTIE????'
Then suddenly, Plat fell onto the floor in Dragon's Lair, in the Domain of Slow area. Vanatiel fell on top of him.
'Uhhhhhh,' said Plat, wriggling out from under the body. He then ran around a bit and looked at his feet. 'Why am I running so slowly?'
He ran some more.
Then:
'Rahhhhhhh,' said Vanatiel, getting up. He ran past Plat straight into a Shadow Warrior. '*SCREAM*'. He tried to run away but bumped into Plat and they both fell over. As soon as they got up, two Shadow Warriors knocked them down.
'Ugh. How do we get o-out of here,' said Plat.
'I know,' replied Vanatiel. 'I fell over after sucking too much, then we teleported...'
And he begun sucking one of the Shadow Warrior's feet, who started moaning.
'Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh youuuuuu succckkkkkkk!' then with a thud the Shadow Warrior fell.
Then Vanatiel fell over, and they both teleported to Old Ascalon.
'Let me deal with this, father,' said Rurik.
'This is a mistake, son, mark by words. That Krytan will be the death of us all,' said Adelbern.
Rurik did not reply.
'Guards, with me!' shouted Adelbern, and walked into Ascalon City.
'Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr Rurik?' said Plat.
'Can't you see I'm busy? You adventurers, you should go into the city and speak to Warmaster Tydus. He is looking for someone to do jobs for him.'
'Ohhhh great,' said Plat, sighing.
'No worries. I know a way we can have fun,' laughed Vanatiel. And he ran into the city. Plat followed.
SLASH SCREAM GORE SCREAM THUD SLASH SCREAM etc.
'Sure is fun killing these poor noobies,' shouted Vanatiel above the screams of the victims.
ownage of teh elite
I'm not gay, man.
I don't do that type off bloodsucking.
Bloodsucking for me is only on female humans, good tasting monsters, and cold water.
I don't do that type off bloodsucking.
Bloodsucking for me is only on female humans, good tasting monsters, and cold water.
Symeon
Quote:
Originally Posted by ownage of teh elite
I'm not gay, man.
I don't do that type off bloodsucking.
Bloodsucking for me is only on female humans, good tasting monsters, and cold water.
Fine, you can suck the shadow warrior
I don't do that type off bloodsucking.
Bloodsucking for me is only on female humans, good tasting monsters, and cold water.
Fine, you can suck the shadow warrior
Storm Crow
Yeah! Sheesh Symeon, didn't you read Bloodlust parts 1-4?? Come ON man
hawk3y3
Hmmm...So uhh can someone plz tell me what the storyline is again? I don't have the faintest idea.
Symeon
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Originally Posted by Platinum Agent
This totally sucks, Symeon's botching up the damn storyline...Time for Plan C! *Evil Grin*
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"Yay! Kill kill noob noobs!" Plat yelled out. "WTF? Quit it already! This is the fifth night you've been acting stupid and crazy!" "Ahh, oops. Sorry," Plat replied to the call. Stupid dreams..., Plat thought to himself. "Good night me," Plat said to himself, and fell asleep once again.
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"Yay! Kill kill noob noobs!" Plat yelled out. "WTF? Quit it already! This is the fifth night you've been acting stupid and crazy!" "Ahh, oops. Sorry," Plat replied to the call. Stupid dreams..., Plat thought to himself. "Good night me," Plat said to himself, and fell asleep once again.
ownage of teh elite
Plat, you always seem to be talking to yourself in all of your posts, LOL.
For that REason, I'll make a stupid short story
Vanatiel woke up.
Vanatiel hugged himself.
"Good morning handsome"
"Oh yes"
"Ooh what strong muscles you have"
(flex)
"Oh my"
*hugself*
For that REason, I'll make a stupid short story
Vanatiel woke up.
Vanatiel hugged himself.
"Good morning handsome"
"Oh yes"
"Ooh what strong muscles you have"
(flex)
"Oh my"
*hugself*
Symeon
Quote:
Originally Posted by ownage of teh elite
Plat, you always seem to be talking to yourself in all of your posts, LOL.
For that REason, I'll make a stupid short story
Vanatiel woke up.
Vanatiel hugged himself.
"Good morning handsome"
"Oh yes"
"Ooh what strong muscles you have"
(flex)
"Oh my"
*hugself*
So you are gay?
For that REason, I'll make a stupid short story
Vanatiel woke up.
Vanatiel hugged himself.
"Good morning handsome"
"Oh yes"
"Ooh what strong muscles you have"
(flex)
"Oh my"
*hugself*
So you are gay?
Storm Crow
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!!
and the lights grew dim, and the curtain drew, the show's over folks, and I silently walk off stage...
and the lights grew dim, and the curtain drew, the show's over folks, and I silently walk off stage...
ownage of teh elite
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Symeon
So you are gay?
That was sarcasm.This is sarcasm.
..|..-_-..|..
Symeon
*bump*
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
*bump*
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
*bump*
ownage of teh elite
^ Hah! She's mine! All mine!
~Merry Christmas To all!!!
~Merry Christmas To all!!!
hawk3y3
Merry Christmas...*Still don't know the storyline XD*
Symeon
*bump*
Some newcomers to Lyssa's Fiction have been spamming threads (won't name) and this thread fell to the bottom, which it just CAN'T do.
Some newcomers to Lyssa's Fiction have been spamming threads (won't name) and this thread fell to the bottom, which it just CAN'T do.
The undead Mesmer
Hmmm me neither so errr nothing i guess btw Platinum why did you get banned last time? you know a long long time ago.
The undead Mesmer
Ok thanks for telling me its a wonder that they didnt ban me also spammed total crap in the first few weeks i have cooled down now ^^
(but i think that a few of the new mods would be delighted to kick me
)
I wont say names
also spammed total crap in the first few weeks i have cooled down now ^^(but i think that a few of the new mods would be delighted to kick me
)I wont say names
Symeon
Pretty much everyone seemes to go through a phase of spamming, mostly the off-topic forum (I did for a bit, then got bored).
It's also easy for people to spam on the smaller forums which people don't look at as much so they think they might not get noticed.
It's also easy for people to spam on the smaller forums which people don't look at as much so they think they might not get noticed.
The undead Mesmer
Yes you can try to keep it up but one day a MAD moderator might lock it up in the freezer :'(
Symeon
This thread can be deleted, because, if no-one noticed, Stormy did post a thread with the entire written roleplay, and no-one apart from me recently actually commented at all.
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