Oink!

gabby2600

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2005

Oink!

He is some form of God. He must be to ake down that many undead without taking a scratch.

Dear A.Net

Can Oink! be made in to a God for the first expansion!

ManadartheHealer

ManadartheHealer

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Awaiting GW2

W/

When I see oink, I see a good 300 pounds of bacon, and nothing more

Pashet

Pashet

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

Illinois

House Nightshade

R/Mo

Yeah but Oink! never dies, takes down enemies like a champ and then returns without a spec of dust on him. He is a god.

Bahumhat

Bahumhat

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Somewhere

C A K E[YuM]

The only reason Oink doesnt die, or take damage... Is because he is needed for bonus.(Gates of Kryta)

Pashet

Pashet

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

Illinois

House Nightshade

R/Mo

I know, I'm thinking this thread is all in fun, come on. Lighten up.

psycore

psycore

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

They need to make other NPC's like Oink. Jalis and Evennia come to mind with their suicidal charging into mobs and ruining your mission.

Dyeeo

Dyeeo

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

San Diego

Lost Children

E/Mo

He doesnt really help. Sure he might distract the enemies for a bit but the moment you try to damage the enemies, they go straight for you.

DrSLUGFly

DrSLUGFly

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

European Server or International

yes yes yes... all in fun... sure.. but let me ask you this...

When I see a thread, I mouse over to read the first line to see if it interests me. How many of you saw the word Oink! and immediately clicked without even looking at the other thread titles???

no question: Oink! rocks!!!! I don't think I'd like to see him as a god in the expansion, but I'd love to see him make a return. Not just a return, but a cool return where he's the center of a decently sized quest... or maybe a couple

Lalii

Lalii

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Australia

Fight Under No King

N/E

Oink does indeed rock. He's the most indestructible piggy in the universe, but in a really cool way. (I'm not sure that there is an uncool way to be indestructible...) Anyhow, I did that mission a couple of times thanks to people pulling out or standing at the start or dying thanks to shadow phantoms, and through it all Oink stayed strong and true. When the rest of the party was dead, Oink lived on. After I'd finished the bonus I took him back through the rest of the mission with me, just so I know someone would stay loyal to the mission and not leave (abandonment issues anyone?).

Here's to Oink!

Dyeeo

Dyeeo

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

San Diego

Lost Children

E/Mo

That pig left me for that stupid kid!

Aaaaagh

Aaaaagh

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bahumhat
The only reason Oink doesnt die, or take damage... Is because he is needed for bonus.(Gates of Kryta)
Alot of NPC's are needed for bonuses, and they (can) die...

Pashet

Pashet

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

Illinois

House Nightshade

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aaaaagh
Alot of NPC's are needed for bonuses, and they (can) die...
But not Oink! Oink's my hero!

Drago Solaris

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Order Of Dragania

R/Mo

*clicks fingers and many cheerleaders come out of a door with 'Oink' writen on there tops*

oink Rules

SisterMercy

SisterMercy

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2005

Sisters of Mercy

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyeeo
That pig left me for that stupid kid!
I know! He's such a fairweather flirt!

InvaderGIR

InvaderGIR

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Oink's such a player.

Indigo

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Ivory and Steel

N/Me

Don't hate the player, hate the game....

Wait... don't hate the game either...

A friend of mine and I went on a dragon run (before they nerfed it ), and because we went by ourselves we usually attempted to avoid most of the combat with the undead, unless absolutely necessary. Well, one time I accidentally clicked on Oink and he came with us, we destryed the undead with little effort (we didn't have much of a choice because that little porker hates undead), and then when we got to the swamp portion of the map, he goes wading in and, (I swear he was drinking the water too) he comes out without getting sick at all! I get near the swamp and I'm on the ground sick as anything, but not Oink!

Then because of the "run" status, we didn't talk to the father and son duo. Guess what?!?! Oink came with us! Let me tell you, Oink is a drake slaying mother trucker too.... If I could, I'd invite Oink into my guild...

He's the man!

Errr... Pig.

Sereng Amaranth

Sereng Amaranth

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Amazon Basin [AB]

Quote:
Originally Posted by DrSLUGFly
When I see a thread, I mouse over to read the first line to see if it interests me. How many of you saw the word Oink! and immediately clicked without even looking at the other thread titles???
hah, i always check the mouseover, and i didn't on this one...because Oink is the man! er, pig

Luna Thirteen

Luna Thirteen

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Chill City Bandits [CHIL]

N/Me

Oink is unbelieveably cool, and for so many reasons. One time the party took oink along as we went to kill the drakes, and someone picked up the tomb, and everyone died but good ole oink and I. needless to say I was scared, but I noticed that the ghosts all just stood there (probably out of fear) as oink pounded the hell out of them...I got half a level just for watching oink completely dominate the opposition. he's not only a good guy, but also an inspiration. He gives hope back to the little guy who is sick of being bullied. I'm telling you one thing...it was a sad goodbye when we had to trade in oink for the "reward" of going and getting that old guy that stupid old book that nearly got us killed. But I can't thank you enough oink. You've changed the lives of myself and countless others.

Helios

Helios

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

It'd be cool if you could use Charm Animal on him and take him with you forever!

Pashet

Pashet

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

Illinois

House Nightshade

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Helios
It'd be cool if you could use Charm Animal on him and take him with you forever!
Then everyone would be fighting over Oink

bioxeed

bioxeed

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Circle of Nine

N/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pashet
Then everyone would be fighting over Oink
every ranger would have an oink and the battles would never end!

Gedscho

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

the Zen Men

Mo/W

If you never did, apply a healing spell on oink, please

Xeno Demachilo

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Benefactors Of Darkness

W/Mo

Wow..BAN MUCH please!

Farmer

Banned

Join Date: Jun 2005

Oink! has soloed and won a battle in Hall of Heros and keeps the favor of the Gods for.....Kryta!

...cough..typed too much, back to farming

DrSLUGFly

DrSLUGFly

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

European Server or International

perhaps oink frequents that silly RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO thing... Anet should check out Oink for using 1337 h4xorz

The undead Mesmer

The undead Mesmer

Delphian Scribe

Join Date: May 2005

Holland

No guild ;_;

N/Me

oink rules yeah i thing my hog is a kid of him he seems to be indistructible to his name is tadadada Lord Bacon!!!!!1