New Scam - Lol

blood raven

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2005

i was just in lion's arch district 1 and saw this line in the trading channel:

"selling plasma blade - 45k (1k to see)"


you think ppl actually go for that?
lol

Iteicea Destroidium

Iteicea Destroidium

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2005

Washington

[Pink]

Rt/Mo

not really a scam...just some moron thinking he will actually make money by being dishonest...and no normal person with half a brain would fall for it

The Destroyer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Dont laugh I have seen newbs in Ascalon ask people to pay to look at their GODLY LEET UBER WEAPONS FOR SALE. Sickens me everytime I see it I will let the people know its a rip off.

Brizi

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2005

Tha Punishers

N/Me

If someone actually pays to look at something, then all i can do is tell them i have ocean front property in Missouri for sell and it will cost them 1k to see...=)

Divinus

Divinus

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Mississippi

It sickens me when I see stuff like that. It automatically takes me to the days of B.net and dealing with the 9 year old elementary school drop outs of Diablo 2.

DarrenJasper

DarrenJasper

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

There will always be people to fall for this, no matter how much "DISGUST AND OUTRAGE" posturing you register here on the forums.

Draconias

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2005

While 45k is an absurd price, just the "I haven't seen THAT before" effect makes the Plasma Blade worth 5k.

Actually, in general that is just an idiot trying to sell something at idiotic prices. No one bought it or even took his offer.

Aniewiel

Aniewiel

Smite Mistress

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Land of AZ, USA

Rt/E

Geez, it's sort of like paying that sleeze bag on the corner 1k to "see what's under his coat".

And, Darren, people can voice their disgust here, can't they? LOL! No harm and it's a creative, safe place to do so.

Alderman Sweet

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

W/E

Slightly OT, but my favorite LA general chat message of the day: "WILL HUMILIATE MYSELF FOR GOLD!"

Aniewiel

Aniewiel

Smite Mistress

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Land of AZ, USA

Rt/E

LOL, Alderman. :P It's amazing how many people will humiliate themselves for nothing. Just sit in AC or some other mission area and listen to the drivel people spew. :P

But that -is- a good one! LOL!

Numa Pompilius

Numa Pompilius

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

At an Insit.. Intis... a house.

Live Forever Or Die Trying [GLHF]

W/Me

While waiting for some friends in Ascalon yesterday, I got annoyed by the guys trade-spamming the ALL channel, so I started competing:

"WTB: SUPERIOR WARRIOR RUNE OF KICKING ASS OR MINOR WARRIOR RUNE OF PRODDING BUTTOCKS"
"WTB: PURPLE OR GOLD SUPERIOR MESMER THONG OF DOMINATION"
"WTB: DWARVEN GINGER ALE"
etc etc

I don't think anyone got the joke.

Aniewiel

Aniewiel

Smite Mistress

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Land of AZ, USA

Rt/E

LOL....I think it's funny....not that that's worth a hill of beans but...well, I wish I'd been there.

dansamy

Chasing Dragons

Join Date: May 2005

Lost in La-La Land

LFGuild

Mo/Me

I want a mesmer thong!

Aniewiel

Aniewiel

Smite Mistress

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Land of AZ, USA

Rt/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by dansamy
I want a mesmer thong!
*nods* A Domination Mesmer would -definitely- need the thong. Is there enough material on it to actually dye it a different color?

KaPe

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

No - and that's why you need level 5 Illusion to wear it

Aniewiel

Aniewiel

Smite Mistress

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Land of AZ, USA

Rt/E



Well, I guess you're right....but an armored thong? It just sounds PAINFUL!

Spartan2

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

The Intarweb

Wrath of Nature [WoN]

E/Mo

Man, I guess that makes my Superior Mesmer Gimp Suit of Domination priceless then.

Dax

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

I will not buy a used mesmer thong...I just won't.
that is so wrong.

Aniewiel

Aniewiel

Smite Mistress

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Land of AZ, USA

Rt/E

LOL, Dax....come to think of it....EWWWWW!

Gaele

Gaele

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2005

Ontario, Canada

Legionnaires of Tyria

E/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alderman Sweet
Slightly OT, but my favorite LA general chat message of the day: "WILL HUMILIATE MYSELF FOR GOLD!"
Ooooh, you'd be surprised how many donations I got to keep drinking Dwarven Ale and dance my elementalist Elaine dance. On another note... does anyone even still buy dwarven ale?

Digitalblast

Digitalblast

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

Calgary AB.

Wanta Fanta [WTF] mo/mes, war/el, nec/ra

E/N

The only weapon i would ever pay to see in this game would be a lightsaber.

Nizzim

Nizzim

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

Woot Loops

E/N

thats extremely weird. I think that may have been my friend advertising the plasma blade. Cuz that's the name for this weapon I made up a couple years back in Diablo 2. That'd be cool if it were him, it wasnt a scam. It was a joke between me and him (if it was him.) If it wasnt, then thats a cool coincidence.

I always try to sell my cool stuff like

"WTS TAPE OF SUPERIOR PORN"

but no one buys

Sir Skullcrasher

Sir Skullcrasher

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

California

15 over 50 [Rare]

W/Mo

i seen this one at ascalon couple times, "Well dance for gold even if its cheap prices" or "well get nake for gold"! these people are just so damn funny, why can't they go outside of town and solo for some golds!

Edge Martinez

Edge Martinez

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

NC

DKL

North of Grendich Courthouse (In the next province north), is a Collector that gives out Plasma Blades, but the damage sucks (It is in line with weapons from that point in the storyline). You need three Jaws I think. I was there with henchmen, so they probably got all the jaws.

Nizzim

Nizzim

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

Woot Loops

E/N

Its My Weapon Back Off

wolver1ne

wolver1ne

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

W/N

How many inches is that Plasma Blade? xD

Divinitys Creature

Divinitys Creature

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P

The Gothic Embrace [Goth]

Plasma as in o negative?

kleps

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2005

W/Mo

i've heard plasma blades looks like rinblades. this right?