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Uldrath

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2005

Twin Cities, MN

The Harbs [TH]

E/Mo

05 Jul 2005 at 03:02 - 1

H.C.K.A - Meeting 1

I don't know about everyone else, but whenever I see those green creatures out there, I feel the urge to slay them. Its not that I'm an animal hater, its just that once i'm out there killling everythign in sight, its quite hard to stop. Lynxs are ok, warthogs are even better, but I must say that I cannot help killing those stupid dodo birds. One blast of a Fireball and the resulting SQUAK! is really rewarding

I'm sorry to all of you Rangers out there who are probably crying as you read this. As soon as I see one of you with a stupid lvl 20 dodo bird as a pet, maybe I'll give them a second thought.

Please feel free to post your similar addictions

Denial is our enemy, be proud!

DrSLUGFly

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

European Server or International

05 Jul 2005 at 03:07 - 2

I kill the neutral animals whenever I'm seriously getting my ass kicked and the instinctive bully in me needs to feel strong. I consider it a preemptive strike

Rhedd

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

You ever have to clean up after a Moa bird?

True Solunastra [SLA] Profession: Moa Wrangler

05 Jul 2005 at 03:12 - 3

The Moa birds hate you too. :P

Uldrath

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2005

Twin Cities, MN

The Harbs [TH]

E/Mo

05 Jul 2005 at 03:16 - 4

Aha! This group is already helpin my addiction, now I at least know the name of those
squaking birdies.

TopGun

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

05 Jul 2005 at 03:28 - 5

Hello, my character's name is Mistress Juliya, and I'm a Necromancer with a habbit of killing peaceful green creatures... but I- I have a reason! I- I do I- I swear I do! I need their corpses! yesssss.... my preciousssss corpseeees.... I can raisssse them.... yesssssss.... I take harmless animals and turn them into mindless forms of their living bodies and turn them into my war slaves! So I can slay my opposition... its becoming a horrible bad habbit but- I'm- I'm not all to blame, it's how I was raised! It's the black magic I was taught! It isn't my fault! No! ITS NOT MY FAULT!

drowningfish999

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Awakened Tempest [aT]

05 Jul 2005 at 03:30 - 6

I love when my group goes past an animal, and I attack it while in the back and start acting like I'm in a big troube 'cause an enemy's attacking me. Usually I only do it when were joking around though. Other than that I'm not addicted, no really, I'm not.

Aniewiel

Smite Mistress

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Land of AZ, USA

Rt/E

05 Jul 2005 at 03:32 - 7

*secretly writes down all the forum names to send to the GW PETA faction*

TopGun

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

05 Jul 2005 at 03:34 - 8

Lmfao

psycore

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

05 Jul 2005 at 03:52 - 9

Yep an easy source of a bone horror or fiend later on

Narcissus

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

North Carolina, USA

Evolution

Me/A

05 Jul 2005 at 03:55 - 10

*Stands up slowly*

Hi, My name is Narcissus The Vain, and I kill H.C.'s.

I guess it all stems from the difficulty I had in Pre-Searing Ascalon when I was but a lad. I tried to tame a bear for about 3 hours only to have him break my charm time and time again shattering my hopes of success. Somewhere deep in my sick heart of hearts I believe that if I can't have them, then NO ONE should.

I would like to get... "better" before my condition spreads further from Harmless Creatures to Henchies (I already let Dunham die more times than I should).

*sits back down*

Aniewiel

Smite Mistress

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Land of AZ, USA

Rt/E

05 Jul 2005 at 03:56 - 11

All right, Narcissus! You owe me a bottle of Windex and a roll of paper towels for making me spew Dr. Pepper all over my monitor.

TopGun

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

05 Jul 2005 at 04:24 - 12

*Stands up an screams*
The violence is significant, Narcissus, you kill those poor innocent harmless creatures because you lust for their blood! Join the ranks of Necromancers and fight with us! Use those helpless dead! Use them to fight for you!

*Sits back down, blood pouring out of eyes*

theclam

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

05 Jul 2005 at 04:34 - 13

It makes me feel good to be a weak caster when my staff strikes for -67 damage.

drowningfish999

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Awakened Tempest [aT]

05 Jul 2005 at 04:40 - 14

Easy TopGun...were trying to help you...don't do anything you'll regret...

Anyways, once I saw a lone Warthog trying to take on a Devourer outside of Ventari's Refuge. I ran up to him in a crazy attempt to heal him only to find he was an "invalid target." Luckily my party was able to drop the Devourer before the innocent creature was torn to pieces. We later celebrated over a spare rib BBQ.

Lasareth

Aquarius

Join Date: Jun 2005

Somewhere between Boardwalk and Park Place

05 Jul 2005 at 04:50 - 15

Quote:

Originally Posted by theclam

It makes me feel good to be a weak caster when my staff strikes for -67 damage.

This is something we casters call "staff envy syndrome"

ManadartheHealer

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Awaiting GW2

W/

05 Jul 2005 at 05:08 - 16

Sadly, I share this disease

It all started back when I was a young monk...I was helpless (still am

). I can't really kill anything, and then I saw a mass of dune lizards just sitting there; they were asking for it

After that, things cooled down for awhile. I didn't see anymore large groups of "cute little critters", and my bloodlust was lulled...until one day, after I started my Ranger, I tried to tame that precious little bunny in pre-searing. But it said (in GIANT RED LETTERS) that I was stupid and I couldn't get the bunny (true story

). And after this, I went on a rampage. I didn't want a stupid ostrich or pet kitty, I WANTED THE RABBIT OF DEATH!!!!!!!11!!11!!1!1one!1 I would have named him "Monty Python" and he would pwn anything in his path *maniacal laugh*

Needless to say, all the people of Ascalon had enough Moa-burgers for weeks

Alderman Sweet

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

W/E

05 Jul 2005 at 05:13 - 17

In the immortal words of Lo Wang: that is no ordinary rabbit.

Zenny

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2005

Moa Birds [MB]

Mo/N

05 Jul 2005 at 07:18 - 18

Just so you know... killing wild Moa Birds is an act of war against my Moa Birds! guild

Anyways, I do enjoy the hunt for bears, never liked them, always feared them >.>

DeLuux

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2005

Warriors of the Forgotten Land

05 Jul 2005 at 09:57 - 19

YEAH They should add a mission for a necro, kill all moa birds you can find :P haha.. I love killing them!

Mr. Matt

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

R/Mo

05 Jul 2005 at 10:49 - 20

My Strider is aptly-named 'Squawkie', and until you've seen such an animal take down something as large as a Charr or a Minotaur, you haven't seen anything...

You couldn't kill him if you wanted to! He's indestructa... ah damn, there he goes again...

GothKatt

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2005

Lands of Norgoth

E/Me

05 Jul 2005 at 15:15 - 21

Hi, My Chaacter name is Pesti and I started Killing H.C.'s because of this particular posting...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aniewiel

*secretly writes down all the forum names to send to the GW PETA faction*

I was hoping the protestoers would come so I could hack them instead, but alas, I'm addicted to teh HC's now too...

Zuggy

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

Pocatello, Idaho

Team FahQ

R/Me

05 Jul 2005 at 15:31 - 22

My HC killing character is Zuggy of Haf, who is a ranger. I don't mindlessly kill them though, they make great targets for oath shot. When I've burned through all my traps, sprints and dodges, a HC makes a perfect instant recharge, before that next uber large group attacks.

Acan Vishnu

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2005

Mo/N

05 Jul 2005 at 15:34 - 23

You don't need reasons, or excuses, or anything else.. Do it because you love it. There is nothing as satisfying as nailing those suckers with a fireball or meteor, its just great stuff.. I'll go out of my way to get to those things, even if their on the other side of a bunch of nasty monsters... Its just... great.

Myodato

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

WOR

Mo/

05 Jul 2005 at 15:34 - 24

I never meant to harm the poor little things, but occasionally one just wonders into a falling Firestorm. That shouldn't be a problem though, they can just run back out again with no harm done apart from a trendy new style of fur. But nooooo, the stupid little ******s get all upset about some (mostly) harmless friendly fire, and start taking it out on me all physical like. And we can't have that can we ? Don't know their place hah, how dare they !

KILL THEM ALLLLLL!!!!!

Sorry, did I get carried away ?

GothKatt

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2005

Lands of Norgoth

E/Me

05 Jul 2005 at 15:39 - 25

*Notes the Myodato is a "Councillor" and if he can't get past the urge, how can I???

Aniewiel

Smite Mistress

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Land of AZ, USA

Rt/E

05 Jul 2005 at 15:58 - 26

*calls for the PETA minions of doom* Arise and strike, my friends! Protect the wild ones from the opportunistic meateaters!

*begins tossing salad and bean curd tofu at offenders while wearing peace sign emblazoned armor*

dargon

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2005

The Seraphim Knights [TSK]

R/

05 Jul 2005 at 17:33 - 27

My name is Dargon, and I too like to kill the HC's. It started out innocently one day when I was trapping Ettin. I laid my traps and baited an Ettin to come towards them. All of s sudden this fuc**, err nice kitty cat came along and triggered my well hidden traps. She died instantly, and a few seconds later I joined her when the Ettin I had baited, brought his 2 friends to the party. I guess it's a misplaced need for revenge. I know the cat didn't mean for me to die, but I just get this overwhelming desire to turn them into pincushions when I see them.

The Destroyer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

05 Jul 2005 at 18:18 - 28

I too am addicted to the slaughter and will go out of my way to slaughter any HC I find. Just in an effort to cut down on the pet population. Nothing annoys more than a ranger that has had all their skills disabled becuase their precious pet fluffy got killed for the 999th time.

Sir Skullcrasher

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

California

15 over 50 [Rare]

W/Mo

05 Jul 2005 at 18:33 - 29

stupid Moa Bird, alway try to attack me so i just use my huge sword and slice it into two piece!

Aniewiel

Smite Mistress

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Land of AZ, USA

Rt/E

05 Jul 2005 at 18:50 - 30

*considers PETA membership and tosses out the idea*

HEY! I know---NOW ANNOUNCING NEWEST ASCALON CITY MERCHANT:

KENTUCKY FRIED CRITTERS! Slain by the warriors, 'dressed' by mesmers (undoubtedly the best dressers in the game LOL!), skewered by rangers, seasoned (though ickily so) by necros, prayed for by monks, cooked by elementalists....

COME ONE, COME ALL!

TopGun

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

05 Jul 2005 at 19:17 - 31

I Can't Take It Anymore, I Just Can't Take It, I Need My Fix, I Need My Fix My Fix I Need An Innocent Creature My Fix I've Gone A Whole Day And A Half Without One I Need One I Need It And It Isn't My Fault But Its Not Going To Be Just An Ordinary One This Time Nonononono.... thisonethisonenothatonethemoabirdswon'tdoitformean ymoreineedsomethingspecial someone help me i think i think squeak! goes moa bird moa go squeak! squeak they go squeak! boom! they go when CORPSE EXPLODE moa bird warthog too small This One Has To Be Special I Think Im Gonna Do It I Think I've Lost It I've gonnagetonegonnagetonegonnagetoneTHISONEISMINEgonnahavethisonefinally its mine after all of this time i'm finallyabletogetridofhimivealwayswantedtoandnowi can YOU FEEL THE POWER I HAVE OVER THEM mypowermypowerisgrowing sonowicanfinallyslamthemintothegroundandwatchthems hatter boomTHEBOTTOMLINEISMONEYNOBODYGIVESA !squeak! !moa! squeakmoabirdsquakmoabirdsqueakmoasquakmoasqueaksq uaksqueak! BETCHADIDN'TKNOW Lost It Help Me Please I Think I Think Ithinkimgonnagokill GONNAGETHIM Now, he's finally mine! ITHINKIMGONNADOITYES...NOW...NOWISTHETIMEFORMETOGO AND OBLITEREATE Oink!

Swarnt Brightstar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Mongolia!... But sadly Florida

Rulers of Mythology <ROM>

R/Mo

05 Jul 2005 at 19:22 - 32

You dont want to see what I do with the harmless creatures...

And I'm a ranger... Monk... Wahahahaaaaaaa! Not to mention I have a necromantic archer ready to kill the little cute buggers!

I love Moa birds so much...

I eat 'em!

You guys do know what the tamer does with the pets you give him, right?

Well, lets just say me and him have alot of fun with the moa birds when there are no ascalon guards around.

Lasher Dragon

Draconic Rage Incarnate

Join Date: Apr 2005

Iowa

Alphahive

R/A

05 Jul 2005 at 19:44 - 33

I kill animals all the time... if I don't, the bastards set off my traps.

Aniewiel

Smite Mistress

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Land of AZ, USA

Rt/E

05 Jul 2005 at 19:46 - 34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swarnt Brightstar

Well, lets just say me and him have alot of fun with the moa birds when there are no ascalon guards around.

I hope it's nothing like what farmboys do to/with the sheep when the shepherd's not watching.

Vilaptca

Pre-Searing Vanquisher

Join Date: Jun 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

05 Jul 2005 at 21:26 - 35

Hi, I'm Vilaptca Blackwyn. I made my living being a Night Elf Rogue in World of Warcraft until I found Guild Wars. When in World of Warcraft, one could not travel across the map as fast as in Guild Wars, running too and from areas got boring. Many animals would go by as I ran...and the more I ran...the more...I killed...helpless deer, rabbits, anything that wandered close to me...I killed anything that would die in 1 hit...sadly...my bloodlust has returned...

As a Necromancer, I despise the living. Especially living Moa Birds. I seek them out in all their hiding places, even going back to Ascalon from the Ring of Fire just from a fellow guildies report of a large stupid bird walking around in the Pockmark Flats.

To all Moa Birds, you can run, but you can't hide.

Nessaja

Banned

Join Date: May 2005

05 Jul 2005 at 23:47 - 36

I do it too

I've been yelled at multiple times

"TAKE SOMEBODY OF YOUR OWN SIZE" Someone told me... but... the lynx was just provoking, he was walking around acting like a lynx and all.. so tempting.. so tempting, and when you fire just one shot there's no turning back, otheriwse it kills you! Honestly, I just wanted to tease. So to all my fellow H.C.K.A's just say "It was self defense" after all the creature was attacking you aswell!

Nairo

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Roses of the Moonlight Sigil [RoMS]

R/P

06 Jul 2005 at 02:36 - 37

I'm Nairo Sionuill, a Ranger by heart. When I first started out, you couldn't stop me from protecting the little creatures... But now! Now all I want to do is hack them all up, or decapitate them... I sometimes let them die of poison... I've even had the idea of selling their corpses to necros... People say I need help... But I say their wrong... I don't have a problem, I don't! All you pet activists do! You can't see the evil these creatures bring, but I know very well what happens to the fools who care for them!

Down with the pets, down with the demonspawn!

Swarnt Brightstar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Mongolia!... But sadly Florida

Rulers of Mythology <ROM>

R/Mo

06 Jul 2005 at 11:45 - 38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aniewiel

I hope it's nothing like what farmboys do to/with the sheep when the shepherd's not watching.

NO!

We like to first cut off all their limbs then rip out their skeleton and then kill someone and put the moa bird skin suit on him and/or her.

Aniewiel

Smite Mistress

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Land of AZ, USA

Rt/E

06 Jul 2005 at 13:00 - 39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swarnt Brightstar

NO!

We like to first cut off all their limbs then rip out their skeleton and then kill someone and put the moa bird skin suit on him and/or her.

Well, that's refreshing.....*backs away slowly*

Swarnt Brightstar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Mongolia!... But sadly Florida

Rulers of Mythology <ROM>

R/Mo

06 Jul 2005 at 20:51 - 40

yells to jarrel the tamer "Got another one!" jarrel goes "Hold up, lemme get the suit, we need her fresh!"