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DaRhino

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

Somewhere deep inside the Earth

Ua Gods [UG]

E/R

07 Jul 2005 at 23:45 - 41

I am quite partial to the Devourer boss Flek Grokspit.

bringer di morte

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

My house

The True Oni [Oni]

08 Jul 2005 at 01:11 - 42

The boss you have to kill in Ranger's Pass has the hardest name to pronounce I have ever seen. It's one of those mesmer things in the Crystal Desert, and the boss' name was obviously just a random jumble of letters.

arnansnow

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2005

DOOM

E/N

08 Jul 2005 at 18:12 - 43

I just found a mergoyle boss with the name Yerk Plopsquirt.

Izzy Izumi

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

R/N

08 Jul 2005 at 18:30 - 44

Mr. Mxyzptlk would have been a great name for a Mesmer boss. =]

Go Superman!

Danny_Rowe

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2005

Alot

W/Mo

08 Jul 2005 at 22:25 - 45

if u keep going North from droknars forge and wen u get to the char head North west, i found a boss called Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr , i forget his first name, but that was his second name

Night Daftshadow

Banned

Join Date: May 2005

In the forest

Hidden Shadows

R/Mo

10 Jul 2005 at 02:05 - 46

yesterday i saw this boss and his name is Spindle Agonyvein

netniwk

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Bellgium

W/E

10 Jul 2005 at 09:50 - 47

evrything is better then"crush kill" a stone elementall bos in the mission before yaks

Saridley Kronah

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Australia, Sydney

N/Mo

10 Jul 2005 at 12:39 - 48

Cootle sizzlehorne.. I got a screeny of me killin his ass... And another hyrds boss with a funny name - Jewk Swem Pleg

Night Daftshadow

Banned

Join Date: May 2005

In the forest

Hidden Shadows

R/Mo

10 Jul 2005 at 23:53 - 49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saridley Kronah

Cootle sizzlehorne.. I got a screeny of me killin his ass... And another hyrds boss with a funny name - Jewk Swem Pleg lol, Cootle Sizzlehorne

Lt.Crumpet

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2005

Michigan

R/

10 Jul 2005 at 23:59 - 50

Quote:

Originally Posted by netniwk

evrything is better then"crush kill" a stone elementall bos in the mission before yaks crush kill is my favorite boss in the game!!! how can you get more orginal than that!!! ARG!! I IS CRUSH KILL!! I WILL CRUSH KILL SMALL MEN!!

Night Daftshadow

Banned

Join Date: May 2005

In the forest

Hidden Shadows

R/Mo

11 Jul 2005 at 01:40 - 51

i wonder how long it took them to come up with that name.

Programmer 1: "What should we name this stone boss?"
Programmer 2: "Hmmm, Crush Kill?"
1 Second Pause...
Programmer 1: "Alright. Crush Kill it is."

Saridley Kronah

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Australia, Sydney

N/Mo

11 Jul 2005 at 09:16 - 52

On the way to droknars i saw something Brrrr too... I was like wtf and then i killed it :P

Omega_2005

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

UK, or is it? *confused*

A/Rt

11 Jul 2005 at 10:00 - 53

If only they put a boss including :Insert name of Celebrity here!:

Aegri Somnia

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2005

11 Jul 2005 at 10:07 - 54

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/9180/bosss5uq.jpg

Trech Smoogie and Plunk Trudge, both crawling around at Diviner's Ascent.

Nightsorrow

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Servants of Fortuna

N/

11 Jul 2005 at 10:43 - 55

I like the Mountain Troll with Battle Rage - Krogg Shmush

Night Daftshadow

Banned

Join Date: May 2005

In the forest

Hidden Shadows

R/Mo

11 Jul 2005 at 23:39 - 56

Boss I think at Great Northern Wall - Bonfaaz Burntfur

Two others I saw yesterday - Hepp Bilespitter and Pytt Spitespew

nechronius

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Southern Cali

Herald of the Storm

W/R

11 Jul 2005 at 23:51 - 57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Syncrosonix

during the aurora glade mission, cuthbert the chaste was on there. too bad he died a virgin. Yea Cuthbert the Chaste is another favorite of mine. Him I like to kill just on general principle.

Khift

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

Ego Trip From Rank [ZERO]

P/

14 Jul 2005 at 14:19 - 58

Chack Hack Schwack is awesome. So is Nail Klaw Toothen. Both are hydra bosses.

Personal Jesus

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2005

Sith Commandos [SITH]

Mo/Me

15 Jul 2005 at 00:04 - 59

I liked the boss Cobble Poundstone in Old Ascalon

, annoying as hell when you find a boss with healing signet as a level 8 Necro soloing...

Midnight Scorpion

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2005

None

Mo/

15 Jul 2005 at 09:37 - 60

"Rock Fist" is best.

Cunning

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

Vabbi, Elona

Ex Talionis [Law]

Me/

18 Jul 2005 at 00:38 - 61

Chak Hack Schawack

Edit: I tried searching for the name, but there were no results. Turns out it was spelt incorrectly by the original poster.

Dentenko

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2005

Mo/Me

02 Oct 2005 at 03:17 - 62

hahaha....arenanet started to lack some real fantasy-sounding names I guess...Schawack? That makes me wonder what GW2 bosses will be named..

The undead Mesmer

Delphian Scribe

Join Date: May 2005

Holland

No guild ;_;

N/Me

02 Oct 2005 at 08:09 - 63

Ownuz Noobuz?

D.E.V.i.A.N.C.E

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

Mo/

02 Oct 2005 at 13:05 - 64

moesus the j00; saw him in the crystal desert.

The undead Mesmer

Delphian Scribe

Join Date: May 2005

Holland

No guild ;_;

N/Me

02 Oct 2005 at 13:44 - 65

or the Antinator?

Numa Pompilius

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

At an Insit.. Intis... a house.

Live Forever Or Die Trying [GLHF]

W/Me

02 Oct 2005 at 14:11 - 66

The trader in Ember light(? one of the ring of fire town anyway) camp: gnik ekaj.

(= Jake King backwards, presumably a dev)

Iere

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

Midnights Revenge [MiRe]

Mo/Me

02 Oct 2005 at 14:26 - 67

I'm still fond of the collector somewhere in Kryta (I found him on my way to Fisherman's Haven from ToA)- "Galstaff the Light".

BBoy_Manchild

Banned

Join Date: Aug 2005

dayton ohio

N/Mo

05 Oct 2005 at 02:15 - 68

diagonal? very sneaky sis

Elementer Masta

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

Texas

Leet Pwnzorxz of Pwnington [PWND]

P/

04 Nov 2005 at 18:27 - 69

nizza the sickle is the funniesst named boss

Shusky

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Flying Purple Hippos

04 Nov 2005 at 22:02 - 70

Collector in Fisherman's Haven is good. But Chak Hack Schawack is pure genius

A chapter 2 boss named Lol Unoob Rofflecopterz would be rather pleasant to kill.

Demonstar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

05 Nov 2005 at 00:13 - 71

So I'm the only one who find Yakslapper funny?

I mean comeone! YAKSLAPPER!!

Mavrik

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2005

Alaska

05 Nov 2005 at 02:33 - 72

Yakslapper is to funny... doubt I'm being pure of mind for laughing though

Hot Dead

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

05 Nov 2005 at 02:48 - 73

I dont know if anyone posted this name but when I was doing the Galrath quest from LA, just after the black curtain, I saw a troll boss his name was HAMFIST

And those that speak hebrew may find this one funny Whuump Fuumbuul
(located in snake dance, sometimes replaced by warrior boss).

wolver1ne

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

W/N

05 Nov 2005 at 03:14 - 74

Salani Pippip is the big brother of Kekona Pippip. xD

The undead Mesmer

Delphian Scribe

Join Date: May 2005

Holland

No guild ;_;

N/Me

05 Nov 2005 at 08:24 - 75

the grawl have from witmans folly have family in spearhead peak >.< its so funny when you see pippip but with another name in front of it.

onan the spiritles is kinda funny

onani = the swedish for masturbating

*dunno if i posted this before but ok*

ange1

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Mo/

05 Nov 2005 at 11:34 - 76

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dentenko

hahaha....arenanet started to lack some real fantasy-sounding names I guess...Schawack? That makes me wonder what GW2 bosses will be named.. yakslappera gain

Sister Rosette

Lady Fie

Join Date: Aug 2005

Sapporo

Tha Skulls [Ts]

D/W

05 Nov 2005 at 11:35 - 77

Thunder Clap Spamxors

Warrior Of Morgoth

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

SCG

W/Mo

05 Nov 2005 at 11:44 - 78

There actually is one in the Uunder World called Kiki The Terrible, i wet myself when i heard it, lvl 28 though but KIKI, i mean it's halarious!!!!!

Khyron the Dark

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2005

Texas

Nation of armed Heroes

R/E

05 Nov 2005 at 16:13 - 79

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hot Dead

I saw a troll boss his name was HAMFIST Wasn't he a troll decker from SNES's Shadowrun??

Sergio Leone

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

Dallas, TX

The International Terrorists [USA]

W/Mo

21 Dec 2005 at 17:19 - 80

I got this when I was running a friend in the desert. It was mesmer Hydra.

Anyone got anything better?