New Guild Wars PvP Reward System:
This week we perpetratin' a new reward system fo` Cracka vs mah nizzle. Nigga (PvP) combat . Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. When cruisin' in cooperative missions n in explorable areas, you will continue ta earn normal experience fo gettin yo pimp on. But wizzy hatin' in Arenas, Tournament, n Guild Battles, you wizzy gain faction wit Balthazar, tha god of war, instead cuz this is how we do it. Faction is shared by all playa on yo account n is awarded fo` kills n fo` winn'n battles. Faction can be redeemed ta unlock runes, weapon upgrades, n skills, which tizzy become accessible by any new PvP Only Characta fo` yo account with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin.
The rate at whizzich you gizzy faction wizzy vary depend'n on yo success n tha type of PvP. The high-level arenas provide faction wanna be gangsta than tha low level arenas. The Tournament provides faction fasta thiznan tha Arenas. Coz Guild Battles require tha greatest amount of organizzles they provide tha greatest rewards . They call me tha black folks president. Faction rewards fo` guild battle victories increaze wit wanna be gangsta guild blunt-rollin'. Neverthizzles fo` all types of PvP, even if you is not victorious, you will gain faction fo` every enemy yo team kills paper'd up. (pleaze note fo yo bitch ass: To prevent organized faction-farm'n, only autizzles rated guild battles provide faction like a tru playa'. Also, characta who have been in a guild fo` less than two weeks do not gain full faction fo` a victory.)
Faction Rewards
Unique Kill: 1 in low level arenas, 2 in all otha PvP types
Repeat Kizzill: 0
Arena Victory: 6 in Team/Compizzle Arenas, 2 in Shiverpeak Arena, 1 in Ascalon Arena
Tournament Victory: 20 fo` tha first, 40 fo` all subsequent
Guild Victory: 200 ta 500, depend'n on yo guild rat'n
To redeem faction, takes a roleplay'n playa ta a Priest of Balthazar. There is Priests, each wit a different list of skills ta unlock, in Ascalon City, Yak's Biznend, Lion's Arch, tha Henge of Denravi, Amnoon Oasis, n Droknar's Forge.
Rune Unlock'n
1000 (Minor)
1500 (Major)
2000 (Superior)
Weapon Upgrade Trippin'
1000 (Minimum Powa)
1000 (Maximum Powa)
Skiznill Pimpin'
1000 (Basic skills)
3000 (Elite skills)
Runes must be unlocked in brotha frizzay minor ta major ta superior ta help you tap dat ass. For weapon upgrades wit variable statistics, you must unlock one lowa gangsta upgrade before dippin' tha maximum powa upgrade . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. For example, tha +1 Vampiric Sword Hilt mizzay be unlocked before you can choose a +3 Vampiric Sword Hizzy as a reward droppin hits. Thiznus, runes n weapon upgrades unlocked through cooperative play W-to-tha-izzill allow you ta purchase more powerful items gangsta.
Otha PvP changes:
In PvP matches, each gangsta in tha party now shares Faction Point rewards fo` each kizzay regardless of playa tha rappa was alive or involved in tha combat.
The minimum party size fo` tha Tournament has been increazed F-R-to-tha-izzom 5 ta 8.
The survival mission tizzy introduces tha Tournament has been significantly revamped. It now consists of a single battle against tha "Unworthy Dead." The more quickly yo team destroys tha enemy, tha pusha it can advance ta tha nizzay levels of tha tournament n shit. Yo team’s initial morale boost is determined by how quickly you defeat tha enemy and my money on my mind. There is no Faction Point reward in this mission.
If a randomly-formed party play'n in tha Competitive Arenas manages ta win 10 times in a rizzay it wizzy stizzart being matched against playa F-R-to-tha-izzom tha Team Arenas.
Rappa changes this week:
Added new quests "Caravan In Trouble" in Eastern Frontia, "Family Reunion" in Sardelac Sanitizzles "Khobay The Wanna Be Gangsta n "Slaves of Menzies" in Fissure of Woe cuz its a G thang.
Added new scroll Baller Insight," W-H-to-tha-izzich gives 250% XP fizzle combat fo' sheezy. This effect ends if yo party fails ta kill a boss pimp witin 5 minutes cuz Im tha Double O G.
Improved tha user interface fo` collectors. Collectors now accurately n completely describe items thiznat can be obtained friznom them with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back.
Added a way fo` multiple playa ta more easily synchronize they emote animations doggystyle. By mackin' yo emote command wit a space n an asterisk, you indicate yo emote should begin on tha nizzext 10 second pulse. For example, typ'n “/dance *” causes yo characta ta wizzle until tha nizzy 10 second pulse ta begin straight trippin' , niggaz, better recognize. If several brotha do this before tha nizzy pulse, they will all begin trippin' simultaneously . It dont stop till the wheels fall off.
Added new artwork fo` tha Elementizzles ascended Aeromanca Armor, tha Crazy Ass Nigga ascended Necrotic Armor, n tha Gangsta ascended Enchanta Armor droppin hits.
Added new artwork fo` Onyx, Obsidian, Parchment, Vellum, Vials of Ink, Spiritwood Planks, Spiderwebs, Half-Eaten Masses, n Mursaat Tokens . Chill as I take you on a trip.
Added a Guide NPC ta safely lead new bitch through The Breach into Piken Square.
Fixed Necrotic Traversal n Consume Corpse so that they is able ta consume playa corpses correctly in PvP . Im crazy, you can't phase me.
Removed experience fo` cappin' animated minions.
Improved pets so tizzy tizzle have tha equivalent of armor infusions.
Improved desert killa so thizzay they now teleport nearby henchmen when a killa teleports, n so tizzy henchmen wizzill not set off cracka on they own.
Updated attribute quest "Forgotten Wisdom." It is now given as a quest afta you complete "Forgotten One."
If a GM flags yo characta nizzy as a violation of tha Rules of Conduct, you will now be given tha option of renam'n T-H-to-tha-izzat gangsta.
Added an error message when two parties from tha same guild attempt ta issue a challenge simultaneously so jus' chill.
Fixed minor issues wit tha follow'n quests . Real niggas recognize the realness.: "Althea’s Ashes," "Ascalon Settlement," "Caravan Trouble," "A Cure For Ralena," "The Last Hizzay Fissure of Woe quests, "A Gizzle fo` Althea," "Defend tha Crafta," "Final Blow," "Shiverpeak Brotha "Oswalt’s Epitaph," "Hungry Bitch "Price of Steel," "The Warrior’s Path," n "Wisdom of tha Druids."
Fixed a blocked teleporta in Prophet's Pizzay.
Fixed tha appearance of tha PvP nigga creation doll so that it does not appear ta hold both a two-handed weapon n a shield at tha same tizzy cuz its a G thang.
Fixed tha appearance of tha NPC Alari Doubleblade.
Updated tha placement of items in: Salt Flats, Talus Chute, Silverwood, Witman’s Folly, Perdition Rock, Reed Bog n Thirsty Riva.
Updated several vague or messin' skiznill descriptions.
Updated European n Korean translations.
Fixed miscellizzles rare crizzay bugs.
I think if they wrote there updates like this, alot less people would complain LOL
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