Just a joke, but a new way to reorganize the forums!
Inde
Because the Guru Staff has a wicked sense of humor, we have come up with an alternate way to reorganize the forums. Just by adding some new forums and renaming others we could make it near impossible for people to post in the wrong one since really there's only so many topics that can be mentioned a hundred times. Here are some tentative forums:
Q&A To Become:
- hlp me plz kthxbai
- What is the 55 Monk build?
- Who needs stickies
Technician's Corner To Become:
- Code=072/058/005/040/013
- Err=7
Riverside Inn To Become:
- What's search?
- Moved:
- Guild Recruiting!!!!!!
- PvP vs PvE
- Scammers
- Flame me
- Savio is a Nazi
- Stop nerfing drop rates
- zomg bugs
- Anet hates me
Factions & Events To Become:
- omgz Fractions sucks
- Factions Rocks!
- I'm confused on the pre-order
- Ragequit at getting only 2 extra slots
- The Apocalypse
Sardelac Sanitarium To Become:
- Auction House Petition
- Guild Capes
Ventari's Sell to Become:
- Sell forum with 20-minute bumps
- Selling GW/D2/RS/Gmail accounts
- Buy yur goldz here
The Campfire To Become:
- 55 Monk
- Best (pick the profession) Build
- Farming
- Nerf IWAY
- Don't nerf IWAY
Gladiator's Arena To Become:
- I hate Carebears
- I hate Scrubs
- Tell me why I'm so goddam l33t
- Best PvP Build
- What's Kiting?
Tyrian Explorer's League To Become:
- Places to farm
- I love Carebears
Off-Topic & the Absurd To Become:
- The meaning of life
- Free* Ipod/PS2/XBOX360!
- Cemetery of the Off-Topic Thread Parts
Site Feedback To Become:
- I got banned unfairly for cussing/scamming
- Go on, delete me, you're deleting everything I do
- Why is search broken?
- Teh forums are slow
- Teh forums are slow
- Teh forums are slow
Disclaimer: The above is meant as a joke. For those who freqent and hit refresh 200 times a day, we are sure you will recognize most of the threads. For those lurkers or infrequent posters, any relation to real-life events are coincidental and not directed toward any individual. These threads just happen to be what we see on a regular basis. No animals were harmed in the making of this post. Most of the credit for this goes towards Savio and the other beloved mods.
Q&A To Become:
- hlp me plz kthxbai
- What is the 55 Monk build?
- Who needs stickies
Technician's Corner To Become:
- Code=072/058/005/040/013
- Err=7
Riverside Inn To Become:
- What's search?
- Moved:
- Guild Recruiting!!!!!!
- PvP vs PvE
- Scammers
- Flame me
- Savio is a Nazi
- Stop nerfing drop rates
- zomg bugs
- Anet hates me
Factions & Events To Become:
- omgz Fractions sucks
- Factions Rocks!
- I'm confused on the pre-order
- Ragequit at getting only 2 extra slots
- The Apocalypse
Sardelac Sanitarium To Become:
- Auction House Petition
- Guild Capes
Ventari's Sell to Become:
- Sell forum with 20-minute bumps
- Selling GW/D2/RS/Gmail accounts
- Buy yur goldz here
The Campfire To Become:
- 55 Monk
- Best (pick the profession) Build
- Farming
- Nerf IWAY
- Don't nerf IWAY
Gladiator's Arena To Become:
- I hate Carebears
- I hate Scrubs
- Tell me why I'm so goddam l33t
- Best PvP Build
- What's Kiting?
Tyrian Explorer's League To Become:
- Places to farm
- I love Carebears
Off-Topic & the Absurd To Become:
- The meaning of life
- Free* Ipod/PS2/XBOX360!
- Cemetery of the Off-Topic Thread Parts
Site Feedback To Become:
- I got banned unfairly for cussing/scamming
- Go on, delete me, you're deleting everything I do
- Why is search broken?
- Teh forums are slow
- Teh forums are slow
- Teh forums are slow
Disclaimer: The above is meant as a joke. For those who freqent and hit refresh 200 times a day, we are sure you will recognize most of the threads. For those lurkers or infrequent posters, any relation to real-life events are coincidental and not directed toward any individual. These threads just happen to be what we see on a regular basis. No animals were harmed in the making of this post. Most of the credit for this goes towards Savio and the other beloved mods.
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Very funny
Technicians corner should just be divided into seperate sub-forums for each error
Technicians corner should just be divided into seperate sub-forums for each error

Jiao Yang
Wow that made me laugh so much 
Very imagenative Inde.. nice work!

Very imagenative Inde.. nice work!
Murder In China
I'm a Nazi also...
I pwnd U
I think the Off-Topic part should defiently be like that.

Divinitys Creature
You forgot the Divinitys Creature fanclub :P
Tsunami Rain
lol. I love the part about Nazi-Savio and buy gold here
xxSilhouette
This is hillarious....
My fav is "teh forums are slow" & "omg fractions sucks"
The only thing left out though, is a question that i have seen asked over and over and over....the question of "Im a level 20 and I only have 170 attribute points!" or "15 att point quests?"
I used to always refresh on the new posts page and try to answer questions, and i honestly feel like i typed out how to get the other attribute points and least 4 times a week.
The only thing left out though, is a question that i have seen asked over and over and over....the question of "Im a level 20 and I only have 170 attribute points!" or "15 att point quests?"
I used to always refresh on the new posts page and try to answer questions, and i honestly feel like i typed out how to get the other attribute points and least 4 times a week.
zoozoc
lol nice
Murder In China
Forgot a thread for just Whammos.
Savio
Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder In China
Forgot a thread for just Whammos.
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Sergio Leone
Wow this is great Inde, very creative! I really liked the off-topic "Cemetery of the off topic thread parts" bit. Very nice!
Symeon
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergio Leone
"Cemetery of the off topic thread parts"
|

I laughed a good deal even though it's not the first time I've seen it
Divinitys Creature
We need purgatory to flame everyone who got banned :P
OMFG I posted darn it I was trying not to post so I could keep my never been banned status even on Aprils Fools Day awwwww x.X
OMFG I posted darn it I was trying not to post so I could keep my never been banned status even on Aprils Fools Day awwwww x.X
Forsythe
Ha ha you guys are banned.
Oh... oh crap...
Oh... oh crap...
Inde
Because I've now had 6 requests to move this to Riverside Inn so more can view it.
Dahnel
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inde
Gladiator's Arena To Become:
- Tell me why I'm so goddam l33t |
Sekkira
This should have been done without warning.
Kook~NBK~
Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder In China
Forgot a thread for just Whammos.
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Or an "I love Whammos" section?
Metanoia
"Savio is a Nazi" hahaha... I swear sometimes I think I'm losing my mind with all the threads and posts that vanish every time I blink. Sure they pretty much all deserve to be deleted, it's just the way there's absolutly no sign that they were ever there... I end up wondering if I imagined it...

ElinoraNeSangre
Where's the forum for Chinese Farming Bot discussion?
Knido
pffft! we talk about much more important things than the so called "meaning of life" in the off topic thread!
we talk in detail of such things such as...oreos or chips ahoy, or....ermm....funny google videos! and yea! so...uh....yea...
heres what i meant to say
you think that anybody that posts in the off topic thread is smart enough to possibly comprehend the meaning of life?!? i say nay!
we talk in detail of such things such as...oreos or chips ahoy, or....ermm....funny google videos! and yea! so...uh....yea...
heres what i meant to say
you think that anybody that posts in the off topic thread is smart enough to possibly comprehend the meaning of life?!? i say nay!
Sir Skullcrasher
wammo haters nation! that should be the new name for that section!
Woutsie
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inde
Factions & Events To Become:
- omgz Fractions sucks [/I] |
Thallandor
Campfire - ranger section:
-ZOMG PETS!!
-ZOMG TRAPS!!
-ZOMG PETS AND TRAPS!!11
-ZOMG PETS!!
-ZOMG TRAPS!!
-ZOMG PETS AND TRAPS!!11
Pi_Numurian
indeed
Auntie I
Funny!
I agree with the new titles.
I agree with the new titles.
Thallandor
Application to be a mod:
-sword hilt/pommel
-Axe shaft/grip
-hammer shaft/grip
-bow string/grip
-Staff head/wrapping
-+15%-20% (insert here)
-I r ban Joo
Edit: forgot to add last option
-sword hilt/pommel
-Axe shaft/grip
-hammer shaft/grip
-bow string/grip
-Staff head/wrapping
-+15%-20% (insert here)
-I r ban Joo
Edit: forgot to add last option

Uzul
O_o nice one!
how long till the changes will be done? :-p
how long till the changes will be done? :-p
studentochaos
Reading this made me think of countless specific threads. Accurate for truth!
Big_Iron
zomg, that was funny.
Balance
You forgot one small detail:
Gwen. :P
Gwen. :P
kryshnysh
I was hoping to post in the "Storyline sucks" or "Storyline is great" forums. Any chance we can add those in too?
Haggard
Nice list of everything i've ever posted th.. wait a minute!
Esprit
Nice.
Most would not have noticed the changes either.
Most would not have noticed the changes either.
Gunz Blazing Smile
Laughed so hard I think I almost had to go to the doctor.
I SWEAR THEY DO!!!

Quote:
Riverside Inn To Become: - Anet hates me |

Fungus Amongus
Campfire Subforum:
Outcast minority club - for me and the other two people who don't have a Whammo.
Outcast minority club - for me and the other two people who don't have a Whammo.
Valerius
haha... nice
Opeth11
There's always an occasional :
y is thk so hrd?
y do ecto price drop much so
y u nerf my build
godly build. <--of course, it isn't that great, and a flame fest appears as the OP tries to defend himself
Too many things to list, but I must say : very well done, Inde, made my day.
y is thk so hrd?
y do ecto price drop much so
y u nerf my build
godly build. <--of course, it isn't that great, and a flame fest appears as the OP tries to defend himself
Too many things to list, but I must say : very well done, Inde, made my day.
{IceFire}
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inde
Tyrian Explorer's League To Become: - Places to farm - I love Carebears |
you forgot:
-zomg wherez do i find teh crysatlliney swrd!!11!1! zomgz!!11