Just a joke, but a new way to reorganize the forums!

Inde

Site Contributor

Join Date: Dec 2004

Because the Guru Staff has a wicked sense of humor, we have come up with an alternate way to reorganize the forums. Just by adding some new forums and renaming others we could make it near impossible for people to post in the wrong one since really there's only so many topics that can be mentioned a hundred times. Here are some tentative forums:

Q&A To Become:
- hlp me plz kthxbai
- What is the 55 Monk build?
- Who needs stickies

Technician's Corner To Become:
- Code=072/058/005/040/013
- Err=7

Riverside Inn To Become:
- What's search?
- Moved:
- Guild Recruiting!!!!!!
- PvP vs PvE
- Scammers
- Flame me
- Savio is a Nazi
- Stop nerfing drop rates
- zomg bugs
- Anet hates me

Factions & Events To Become:
- omgz Fractions sucks
- Factions Rocks!
- I'm confused on the pre-order
- Ragequit at getting only 2 extra slots
- The Apocalypse

Sardelac Sanitarium To Become:
- Auction House Petition
- Guild Capes

Ventari's Sell to Become:
- Sell forum with 20-minute bumps
- Selling GW/D2/RS/Gmail accounts
- Buy yur goldz here

The Campfire To Become:
- 55 Monk
- Best (pick the profession) Build
- Farming
- Nerf IWAY
- Don't nerf IWAY

Gladiator's Arena To Become:
- I hate Carebears
- I hate Scrubs
- Tell me why I'm so goddam l33t
- Best PvP Build
- What's Kiting?

Tyrian Explorer's League To Become:
- Places to farm
- I love Carebears

Off-Topic & the Absurd To Become:
- The meaning of life
- Free* Ipod/PS2/XBOX360!
- Cemetery of the Off-Topic Thread Parts

Site Feedback To Become:
- I got banned unfairly for cussing/scamming
- Go on, delete me, you're deleting everything I do
- Why is search broken?
- Teh forums are slow
- Teh forums are slow
- Teh forums are slow

Disclaimer: The above is meant as a joke. For those who freqent and hit refresh 200 times a day, we are sure you will recognize most of the threads. For those lurkers or infrequent posters, any relation to real-life events are coincidental and not directed toward any individual. These threads just happen to be what we see on a regular basis. No animals were harmed in the making of this post. Most of the credit for this goes towards Savio and the other beloved mods.

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art_

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Very funny

Technicians corner should just be divided into seperate sub-forums for each error

Jiao Yang

Jiao Yang

Lunar Rabbit

Join Date: Dec 2005

Wow that made me laugh so much
Very imagenative Inde.. nice work!

Murder In China

Murder In China

Banned

Join Date: Sep 2005

/B/Chan

Looking for one

W/

I'm a Nazi also...

I pwnd U

I pwnd U

God of Spammers

Join Date: Oct 2005

in the middle of a burning cornfield...

Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)

I think the Off-Topic part should defiently be like that.

Divinitys Creature

Divinitys Creature

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P

The Gothic Embrace [Goth]

You forgot the Divinitys Creature fanclub :P

Tsunami Rain

Tsunami Rain

mmmmmmmm pie.

Join Date: Aug 2005

Honolulu, Hawaii

Favorable Winds [Gust]

Mo/

lol. I love the part about Nazi-Savio and buy gold here

xxSilhouette

xxSilhouette

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

Lost in the sands of time...

Blood Of Orr [BoO]

R/Rt

This is hillarious.... My fav is "teh forums are slow" & "omg fractions sucks"

The only thing left out though, is a question that i have seen asked over and over and over....the question of "Im a level 20 and I only have 170 attribute points!" or "15 att point quests?"

I used to always refresh on the new posts page and try to answer questions, and i honestly feel like i typed out how to get the other attribute points and least 4 times a week.

zoozoc

zoozoc

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Beaverton/OR

Disciples of Birkler [BIR]

lol nice

Murder In China

Murder In China

Banned

Join Date: Sep 2005

/B/Chan

Looking for one

W/

Forgot a thread for just Whammos.

Savio

Savio

Teenager with attitude

Join Date: Jul 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder In China
Forgot a thread for just Whammos.
What are you talking about? Everybody has a Whammo, so that's just assumed.

Sergio Leone

Sergio Leone

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

Dallas, TX

The International Terrorists [USA]

W/Mo

Wow this is great Inde, very creative! I really liked the off-topic "Cemetery of the off topic thread parts" bit. Very nice!

Symeon

Symeon

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergio Leone
"Cemetery of the off topic thread parts"
That was mine Oh and "Go on, delete me, you're deleting everything I do" and "Tell me why I'm so goddam l33t"
I laughed a good deal even though it's not the first time I've seen it

Divinitys Creature

Divinitys Creature

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P

The Gothic Embrace [Goth]

We need purgatory to flame everyone who got banned :P

OMFG I posted darn it I was trying not to post so I could keep my never been banned status even on Aprils Fools Day awwwww x.X

Forsythe

Forsythe

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2006

In a pup tent near your house.

[DOJL]

Ha ha you guys are banned.

Oh... oh crap...

Inde

Site Contributor

Join Date: Dec 2004

Because I've now had 6 requests to move this to Riverside Inn so more can view it.

Dahnel

Dahnel

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

Rt/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Inde
Gladiator's Arena To Become:
- Tell me why I'm so goddam l33t
Thats where i'd be...

Sekkira

Sekkira

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2005

Canberra, AU

This should have been done without warning.

Kook~NBK~

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2005

A little chalet outside Drok's

Natural Born Killaz

Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder In China
Forgot a thread for just Whammos.
Do you mean an "I hate Whammos" section?

Or an "I love Whammos" section?

Metanoia

Metanoia

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

"Savio is a Nazi" hahaha... I swear sometimes I think I'm losing my mind with all the threads and posts that vanish every time I blink. Sure they pretty much all deserve to be deleted, it's just the way there's absolutly no sign that they were ever there... I end up wondering if I imagined it...

ElinoraNeSangre

ElinoraNeSangre

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

Near Seattle, WA

Talionis De Cineris [EXUR]

N/Me

Where's the forum for Chinese Farming Bot discussion?

Knido

Knido

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

in exile

W/

pffft! we talk about much more important things than the so called "meaning of life" in the off topic thread!

we talk in detail of such things such as...oreos or chips ahoy, or....ermm....funny google videos! and yea! so...uh....yea...

heres what i meant to say

you think that anybody that posts in the off topic thread is smart enough to possibly comprehend the meaning of life?!? i say nay!

Sir Skullcrasher

Sir Skullcrasher

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

California

15 over 50 [Rare]

W/Mo

wammo haters nation! that should be the new name for that section!

Woutsie

Woutsie

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Belgium

Quote:
Originally Posted by Inde
Factions & Events To Become:
- omgz Fractions sucks
[/I]
i lol'ed

Thallandor

Thallandor

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Singapore

Seers of Serpents [SoS]

R/

Campfire - ranger section:
-ZOMG PETS!!
-ZOMG TRAPS!!
-ZOMG PETS AND TRAPS!!11

Pi_Numurian

Pi_Numurian

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Numurian Vanguard

Me/R

indeed

Auntie I

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2005

Veritas Invictus

E/Me

Funny!
I agree with the new titles.

Thallandor

Thallandor

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Singapore

Seers of Serpents [SoS]

R/

Application to be a mod:
-sword hilt/pommel
-Axe shaft/grip
-hammer shaft/grip
-bow string/grip
-Staff head/wrapping
-+15%-20% (insert here)
-I r ban Joo




Edit: forgot to add last option

Uzul

Uzul

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Arctic Tundra

Pints N Quarts [PsQs]

O_o nice one!
how long till the changes will be done? :-p

studentochaos

studentochaos

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

Seeking atm

N/

Reading this made me think of countless specific threads. Accurate for truth!

Big_Iron

Big_Iron

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

The Edge

Tormented Weapons [emo]

zomg, that was funny.

Balance

Balance

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

NYC, US

red basilica [isis]

R/

You forgot one small detail:
Gwen. :P

kryshnysh

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2006

Valkyrie Einherjar

Mo/

I was hoping to post in the "Storyline sucks" or "Storyline is great" forums. Any chance we can add those in too?

Haggard

Haggard

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

Urmston, Manchester, UK

Greener Pastures [DVDF]

W/Rt

Nice list of everything i've ever posted th.. wait a minute!

Esprit

Esprit

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

Dvd Forums [DVDF]

E/

Nice.

Most would not have noticed the changes either.

Gunz Blazing Smile

Gunz Blazing Smile

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2006

Laughed so hard I think I almost had to go to the doctor.

Quote:
Riverside Inn To Become:
- Anet hates me
I SWEAR THEY DO!!!

Fungus Amongus

Fungus Amongus

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare] | [Rare] Alliance

Campfire Subforum:
Outcast minority club - for me and the other two people who don't have a Whammo.

Valerius

Valerius

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2005

Canada

R/

haha... nice

Opeth11

Opeth11

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2005

Richmond, British Columbia, Kanada

Demon of the Fall [Opet]

Mo/Me

There's always an occasional :
y is thk so hrd?
y do ecto price drop much so
y u nerf my build
godly build. <--of course, it isn't that great, and a flame fest appears as the OP tries to defend himself

Too many things to list, but I must say : very well done, Inde, made my day.

{IceFire}

{IceFire}

Forge Runner

Join Date: Oct 2005

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Inde

Tyrian Explorer's League To Become:
- Places to farm
- I love Carebears


you forgot:

-zomg wherez do i find teh crysatlliney swrd!!11!1! zomgz!!11