Warrior : That thinks Stonekin's can increase knockdown time with Meteor Shower
Ranger : LFP Barrage team ~ Soon finds out he doesn't have Barrage and calls the team noobs for accusing him
Monk : Smiting
Necromancer : With a big sword...
Mesmer : Illusionary in PvE, without bringing any defensive skills at all
Elementalists : Uses Fire Magic in Hells without a Winter Ranger.
The Dumbest Things You've Seen A Profession Do
Poison Ivy
Francis Demeules
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Originally Posted by Avarre
I use that for running drok/infusion, etc
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). That doesn't mean I target you, I target for those who said "EXP runner with IoH" and they're not.You're not in this list because you know how to use it correctly, same for all who do to, except for those who still fail and say after that "IoH is crap".
Excal
A monk who thinks being a bonder ment bringing an active prot build with no elites and protective bond...last night.
TeeGee
The most hillarious things i saw:
-Wammo in PVP that stopped attacking and started spamming Orison of Healing :/
-Monk in TA that used necro life draining skills. Necro in disguise lol?
-Wammo in PVP that stopped attacking and started spamming Orison of Healing :/
-Monk in TA that used necro life draining skills. Necro in disguise lol?
Silent Kitty
Ascetic monks, who want to be close to the battle 
Avarre
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Originally Posted by Francis Demeules
Sorry Avarre, I posted that before seeing your Forgerunner. It nothing on what I what I said before. Your build is good ( I did it last time with it). What I mean is running with IoH and fail at the beginning of the run (Perdition Runner to RoF.... I got a Mesmer
). That doesn't mean I target you, I target for those who said "EXP runner with IoH" and they're not.You're not in this list because you know how to use it correctly, same for all who do to, except for those who still fail and say after that "IoH is crap". |
It IS a really crappy skill otherwise though... mesmers don't need speedboosts much.
Skuld
uh whats so bad about W/E armour of earth tanks? and rangers with hammers?
Francis Demeules
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Originally Posted by Avarre
You don't have to apologize, I'm aware the uses of IoH are extremely limited and that I wasn't a target.
It IS a really crappy skill otherwise though... mesmers don't need speedboosts much. |
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Originally Posted by Skuld
uh whats so bad about W/E armour of earth tanks? and rangers with hammers?
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Bunny Thumpers: Knock down + Expertise + Poison + Tiger Fury + Pet attack knock down or interrupt.
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Originally Posted by Phaern Majes
Warrior: W/Mo trying to play monk rather than warrior.
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I got 2 last night during Dragon's Lair: W/N MM and E/Me with FDS (I saw wards and armors..... no IW or Conjure Flame)
IKNOW
Most of the gems I see occur in RA.
Like the wammo using devine boon.
I kindly pointed out to him to check his attributes :/ I was lucky(?) enough to get him on my team 3 different times and each time I was greeted by the whistling noise of his 5 mana attribute-less enchantment
I think I met his brother a few days later, this time I was lucky enough to get a screen shot
Like the wammo using devine boon.
I kindly pointed out to him to check his attributes :/ I was lucky(?) enough to get him on my team 3 different times and each time I was greeted by the whistling noise of his 5 mana attribute-less enchantment
I think I met his brother a few days later, this time I was lucky enough to get a screen shot
boxcarracers052
In an Ele spike involving glyph of energy, when they use the spike then glyph, then spike the target too early so they don't lose the effect. Easy way to let an infuser know 2 seconds early what's coming.
Metanoia
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Originally Posted by oljomo
Hi
are you sure he brought it, or did he just cap it, i which case it is understandable oljomo |
QuixotesGhost
Both the biggest mistakes I remember are mine.
PvE Monk: In Fissure screwing around with a bonding build that has Watchful Spirit and Unyielding Aura. We get in a tough fight where too many groups are pulled and I have to do some combat ressurection.
Someone is taking some damage and I try to pull off thier Watchful Spirit to give them a quick spike heal. Except I misclick. And pull off thier Unyielding Aura.
I whistle to myself and pretend it was shattered by an enemy mesmer.
PvP Monk: I'm playing prot/boon in TA. I get overwhelmed and end up dying. I'm ressed by Vengance. I throw up Divine Boon and Mantra of Recall, and the enemy mesmer throws Migraine and Conjure Phantasm on me. Ah, let me just Contemplation of Purity.
*Death*
Oh yeah, Vengance.
Um.... Stonefists do increase KD time with elementalist skills.
PvE Monk: In Fissure screwing around with a bonding build that has Watchful Spirit and Unyielding Aura. We get in a tough fight where too many groups are pulled and I have to do some combat ressurection.
Someone is taking some damage and I try to pull off thier Watchful Spirit to give them a quick spike heal. Except I misclick. And pull off thier Unyielding Aura.
I whistle to myself and pretend it was shattered by an enemy mesmer.
PvP Monk: I'm playing prot/boon in TA. I get overwhelmed and end up dying. I'm ressed by Vengance. I throw up Divine Boon and Mantra of Recall, and the enemy mesmer throws Migraine and Conjure Phantasm on me. Ah, let me just Contemplation of Purity.
*Death*
Oh yeah, Vengance.
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Originally Posted by Poison Ivy
Warrior : That thinks Stonekin's can increase knockdown time with Meteor Shower
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Avarre
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Originally Posted by QuixotesGhost
PvP Monk: I'm playing prot/boon in TA. I get overwhelmed and end up dying. I'm ressed by Vengance. I throw up Divine Boon and Mantra of Recall, and the enemy mesmer throws Migraine and Conjure Phantasm on me. Ah, let me just Contempation of Purity.
*Death* Oh yeah, Vengance. |
Lint
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Originally Posted by Phaern Majes
PvE:
. . . . . Monk: A monk who "forgot" to mention they were all smiting. . |
Kakumei
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Originally Posted by Lint
Whats wrong with that? did u ask if there was healing? Monks arent only meanty to heal or prot.
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On topic, I HATE monks who consider spamming Healing Breeze to be adequate healing.
Phaern Majes
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Originally Posted by Skuld
uh whats so bad about W/E armour of earth tanks? and rangers with hammers?
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All in all, I usually pwn a hammer Ranger with my bow Ranger. Its just ineffective compared to hammer Warrior, which I've found I can't always pwn if they know what they are doing.
@Lint, yeah I never say GLF monks. I always say GLF healers. Sorry should of clarified that :S
Murder In China
A warrior can't spam Tiger's fury AND energy attacks.
The Muffen Man
Thumper are not stupid Ill tell what is lol, I saw a hammer warrior in ra use shield stance lol I think he was shocked to see all the attacks go through.
El Dirigible
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Originally Posted by mega_jamie
I hate that, really really hate it, entering a mission to see your W/R or R/MO or something has a really low level pet. Which dies, and they use no pet skills and dont even res it, personally I dont see the point in the 10 extra damage a hit from it if its gonna die so easily.
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Lars Wool
just saw this in RA, a Mo/R trapper O_o
Angel Develin
N/W using sword and frenzy and asking monks to HEAL, HEAL, HEAL FFS
W/R using ranger skills only
Ele/R using Bow with no skill that can do any dmg and call him self a nuker o_O
Mo/W in FoW with groups (55 HP) -_-'
W/R using ranger skills only
Ele/R using Bow with no skill that can do any dmg and call him self a nuker o_O
Mo/W in FoW with groups (55 HP) -_-'
Lord Iowerth
Mesmer in RA putting backfire + empathy + clumsiness on a touch ranger ...
natus
All of these were from the same fow group... :l
W/ME using backfire and phantom pain...on warriors
E/R using bow, pet and almost all ranger skills
W/Mo using reversal, healing breeze, strength tactics and sword skills
W/ME using backfire and phantom pain...on warriors
E/R using bow, pet and almost all ranger skills
W/Mo using reversal, healing breeze, strength tactics and sword skills
Stormlord Alex
Let's see, I've seen some stupid stuff in all my time...
Warrior has to be the classic Frenzy and Heal Sig combo. Well, using Frenzy in PvE at any time is pretty damn stupid. I also call whenever a W/Mo is using Mending
For anyone E/ or /E, using Firestorm past Ascalon... Also for eles, being a point-blank fire ele with NO defensive skills WHATSOEVER... it's happened to me 4 times in the past 2 days... When questioned after their inevitable deaths, 3 of the 4 eles replied: "wats earth magic? nevr seen it". The fourth said "omg earth suks its all a bunch of crap fire is all i need". Apparently so apparently so...
I've seen my fair share of 'Minion Masters' spamming nothing but low-level Horrors... The one that cracked me up most was a so-called 'Minion Master' a while back...
*after the 3rd mob*
Ranger dude: 'so mm, r u gonna make some minions now?'
Warrior 1: 'yeah, i thought thats what mm's do'
Warrior 2: 'omg this mm is a wasted space. let's all rezone and ditch this loser'
'MM': 'ok nubs lemme get some energy first spamming swarm is costly'
'MM': I'm using Animate Bone Minions!
*summons level 0 minions*
'MM': I'm using Well of Blood!
*+6 regen well*
Warrior 2:'omg'
Stormlord Alex:'Dot.'
Stormlord Alex:'Dot.'
Stormlord Alex:'Dot.'
Hehe... I still chuckle on that one when I get lonely.
Warrior has to be the classic Frenzy and Heal Sig combo. Well, using Frenzy in PvE at any time is pretty damn stupid. I also call whenever a W/Mo is using Mending
For anyone E/ or /E, using Firestorm past Ascalon... Also for eles, being a point-blank fire ele with NO defensive skills WHATSOEVER... it's happened to me 4 times in the past 2 days... When questioned after their inevitable deaths, 3 of the 4 eles replied: "wats earth magic? nevr seen it". The fourth said "omg earth suks its all a bunch of crap fire is all i need". Apparently so apparently so...
I've seen my fair share of 'Minion Masters' spamming nothing but low-level Horrors... The one that cracked me up most was a so-called 'Minion Master' a while back...
*after the 3rd mob*
Ranger dude: 'so mm, r u gonna make some minions now?'
Warrior 1: 'yeah, i thought thats what mm's do'
Warrior 2: 'omg this mm is a wasted space. let's all rezone and ditch this loser'
'MM': 'ok nubs lemme get some energy first spamming swarm is costly'
'MM': I'm using Animate Bone Minions!
*summons level 0 minions*
'MM': I'm using Well of Blood!
*+6 regen well*
Warrior 2:'omg'
Stormlord Alex:'Dot.'
Stormlord Alex:'Dot.'
Stormlord Alex:'Dot.'
Hehe... I still chuckle on that one when I get lonely.
remmeh
frenzy + power spiked mending = 214 some odd damage
Ninetail Trickster
I am guilty of N/Wness. Heck, it's still in my profile. Need to change that.
ExDeity
Didn't read all the pages, and I'm not sure if this has been said yet, but while playing Mesmer, and carrying quite a few anti-warrior skills, just in spite of being triple wammo'd in the random arenas, I had a warrior swing through ineptitude, empathy, and clumsiness, repeatedly, before eventually succumbing to death in 5 or 6 swings. He was rezzed, I placed the hexes back on him, and he continued to swing himself to death yet again. I've never seen anything like it.
I feel bad for the good Warriors out there. I rarely see you guys.
I feel bad for the good Warriors out there. I rarely see you guys.
Murder In China
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Originally Posted by Lord Iowerth
Mesmer in RA putting backfire + empathy + clumsiness on a touch ranger ...
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Sagius Truthbarron
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Originally Posted by Misc Merik
War: Iway war
Ranger: Iway trapper Necro: Order necro, I dont mind the tainted necros there alright. Mesmer: Fast cast orders Elementalist: not waiting for monsters to be setup right for proper nuking |
Warrior: Orison of Healing. Other healing and prot skills setup to be "monk-like". Fire 'nukes', Diversion+Wastrel's Worry, also Backfire. W/N with Blood and Curse hexes. Using a bow as primary weapon.
Ranger: Heal Area. Overlapping preparations. Putting nothing in expertise or wilderness survival while trapping.
Necromancer: Can't think of any at the moment.
Mesmer: Fastcast healing.
Elementalist: Haven't seen much, probably going full healing.
Monk: Fire Storm, Meteor Shower, no energy managment.
The Purple Pants Guy
Those are two different people.
I guess this is all PvP...
Also I've seen...
-a warrior spamming Heavy Blow
-a ranger spamming blind on me (a warrior) while I kept plague touching it back
-warriors frenzying to attack through ineptitude and clumsiness even when it was on them for like 5 seconds before they attacked
-a warrior using a firestorm that did 2 damage per hit
-me playing a smiting W/Mo powered by a staff and Balthazar's Spirit in RA and doing well
-a ranger using all mesmer spells and Melandru's Arrows (he was holding a wand + focus)
-a necro casting spiteful spirit and faintheardness on the same person
-a 55 monk in PvP who forgot protective spirit
-a W/Me randomly throwing up Physical + Elemental Resistance (PvP)
-beating a blood spike team in Tombs as a shock war playing with on my team a W/Mo, a ranger toucher, and 5 henchies
-that's all I can think of right now
Shusky
Paladin pre-built attempting to heal others with Mending.
Who also happened to be myself 2 weeks into Guild Wars
Who also happened to be myself 2 weeks into Guild Wars
DarkGanni
Wammo pretending to Be Book Holder in Fow: Using Mending, Shield Of Regenaration And healing Breeze.
More Monk Skills Than warrior ones
More Monk Skills Than warrior ones
oHcHeese
Monk: 55ing Tombs... quite funny to see.
rolfz0rs, i did that ones, wanted to see rather that would work
how the hell could i know they strip me ^^
rolfz0rs, i did that ones, wanted to see rather that would work
how the hell could i know they strip me ^^
nugzta
MM with SS as an elite but not having Verata's Sacrifice.
xuemin
doing defend droks and the mes is making minions and using necro skills even though we had 2 necros in the party and continually using rotting flesh even though one of the monks kept telling him not to =/
in FOW and one of the monks is weilding a bow and using barrage T_T it confused the other monk, who was a healer, at first because i saw that healing wasn't great at first till i noticed (me being bonder in group) that barrage was being used when we had no primary rangers
in FOW and one of the monks is weilding a bow and using barrage T_T it confused the other monk, who was a healer, at first because i saw that healing wasn't great at first till i noticed (me being bonder in group) that barrage was being used when we had no primary rangers
Cymboric Treewalker
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As the title implies, simply list the dumbest things you have seen a profession ever do. Use my list and a template if you need too
 PvE: Warrior: Leading large mobs back to squishies. Ranger: Pulling by running into a mob then running back. Elementalist: Tanking... without stances/enchants/etc... Necro: Using Verata's Aura instead of Sacrifice, in an area with no enemy MM. Mesmer: Super Egos of Doom, flocking like birds to "defend" their godliness. Monk: 55ing Tombs... quite funny to see. PvP: Warrior: Running a tank build. Ranger: None ~ as of yet. Elementalist: Running fire nukes. Necro: None ~ as of yet. Mesmer: None ~ as of yet. Monk: 55ing in PvP. Disclaimer: All is opinion, and its my opinion :P |
Cottage Pie
All I can say is frenzy then heal sig.
Just.......
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eh.
Just.......
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eh.
Theos
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Originally Posted by Cymboric Treewalker
Well.... Theos posting this thread... that be it.
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I am having alot of fun reading these. Its a wonder what people can and will do.
Francis Demeules
For all who have the Guild wars box at home.
Look on it and see the Warrior fighting that Bone Dragon. Maybe it just an example but.... meh.....
Look on it and see the Warrior fighting that Bone Dragon. Maybe it just an example but.... meh.....
Thargor
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Originally Posted by Senator Tom
w/r with kindle arrows and he didnt even use a bow
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It is just as efective on a sword or axe. Same goes for apply poison. Don't be so fast to judge something as being stupid. It may come as a surprise but there may just be someone out there that knows a little something that you dont!